Falklands War 1982

Would the Bongs have the balls to follow through with something like this ever again?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    With what carriers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Our navy has shrunk a lot since then. Falklands is a fortress now though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Our military is not what it was but, given the state of the opposition, I don't think we need to worry too much.

        I don't think OP means against us (we're a joke) but something situationally similar.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the consequences of "Desert Storm" have been an utter tragedy for western-military brains

      the west has virtually no actual useful military capability now, outside of nuclear sub threats

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We have the same amount of carriers now as we had then you fucking idiot (2).
      And the ones we have now are literally cutting edge, as opposed to the ones we had during the Falklands which were dated even at the time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Usually when they have ramps they are terrible though. They look like limp micropenises

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mate our carriers are dog shit, HMS Prince of Wales basically doesn't work, and I think they wanted to sell it before it was even done anyway

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What a load of shite.
          Where did you read that? On here?
          All new ships have teething problems.
          Look at the USs newest carrier. It had 10 years of problems before they got it functioning properly.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12015337/Royal-Navy-aircraft-carrier-HMS-Prince-Wales-spent-time-getting-fixed-sea.html

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        One is broken and the other is being docked to take off its working piece to give to the broken one. (This will put both out of commission until complete and result in 1 "working" carrier)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Based bongs. This would happen if they had 2 Big Bongs too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gee Muhammed, your government lets your carriers have TWO control towers?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a guy who was there, he always talked about it like it was a camping trip to the woods with the boys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      most of the dead sunk in bombed ships, were no survivors so no one to talk about it. most were teenagers too so no family

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        full list here

        https://www.forces.net/FalklandsMemorial

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >camping trip to the woods
      There are no trees in the Falkland Islands.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think so, and the Royal Navy is still majority white I believe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of our infrastructure is a mess right now though. Also my friend is in the Navy at the moment and he said a massive problem is no one stays in the Navy, they all leave at their 4 year contract because the pay is shit and the good pensions are now gone so the Navy spends 4 years training people to do their job then they just leave, IE there NCO's are usually too inexperienced for the job they had. He essentially says its literally a bunch of people in their early 20's that are responsible for 90% of the ship

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        When did the pensions end? Let me guess when the last baby boomer retired and got his?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can't remember when he said about the ten year mark ago or so. But yeah there's basically no incentive to stay in. Most of the deployments are shit as well, the meme of the navy going to exotic lands all the time is long gone. All of his deployments have been in the Gulf, therefore all his deployment stuck in the belly of a massive metal tub then when he get's shore leave he has to spend it in shitholes like Oman and Bahrain.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's the money.
        It's atrocious. The amount of hours you work, the amount of weekends etc. It ends up being well below minimum wage. And you pay full tax.
        Meanwhile merchant seaman get paid significantly more, more time off, and often don't pay any tax.
        Plus most of the qualifications you can earn are completely meaningless and not recognised in civilian world.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        iirc the tender for recruitment into the forces was given to serco where they bodged it up so badly that all arms are now severely understaffed

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fucking right cunt

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Our military is not what it was but, given the state of the opposition, I don't think we need to worry too much.

    • 1 week ago
      Sage

      It was a glorious and succinct act of dominance. War in the 80s was so Kino

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't have the balls to do it then either, they begged the Americans for the permission to do it and they were granted it.
    Because.... You know.... What happened with the Suez Canal and all that....

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That war was a clusterfuck back then when Britain actually had armed forces worthy of the name because of the Cold War. With the way they’ve let their shit go since then? If they tried they’d get humiliated live on the network news.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thatcher wanted to nuke Buenos Aires, we'd probably jump straight to that option next time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Would have created millions of pic related

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People like to forget while the US didn't directly help, they fed the Brits a lot of intel that probably pushed things in their favor.

    • 1 week ago
      Sage

      This thread is celebrate bong victory, they came, they saw, they were home before fall

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't anglos be happy with just one shithole island?

    • 1 week ago
      Sage

      The argentinaggers invaded it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They already own like 10 islands that nobody lives on why do they need more?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its a jump off point to Antarctica.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ancestral homeland of the British people

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they had another Thatcher. She the people could do it. The UK's beings problem is substandard ~~*elites*~~

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck auto correct/predict.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Falklands island even like today? There is absolutely no chance of it being attacked so do they just send newbie military people there for training? Do people just party there? Can you leave the island and go to the mainland or will the locals try to kill you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No they just review bomb pubs to stick it to the man. The comments are hilarious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There are direct flights from Argentina and Chile, it's actually the only way to get there if you're not military. There are lots of immigrants from Chile and Saint Helena and a lot of back and forth travel between them, Falklanders also usually live in the UK for a couple of years for education

      • 1 week ago
        Sage

        The bong empire was / is so legendary and based. Nothing will ever top it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Here's some article about Falklanders

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-17829911

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          most of them go to Southampton because the Falklands government sends them there, something to do with the navy. there are only a hundred here at one time so the chances of a bong meeting one here is next to zero even if they're here. it's mostly a one way thing, they come here, we don't go there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do those idiots not realize Elon Musk has an affordable service that can get them fast internet now anywhere?

          • 1 week ago
            Sage

            >2012 bro

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              they are posting on here so we know they're watching tranny porn and the like now, I see their flag once a week.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Its the same flag as Australia?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it has a sheep on it

        • 1 week ago
          Sage

          >6 gorillion sheep
          >6 gorillion penguins
          >three ladies
          >one lucky bloke

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did 18 tours during the falkland wars when I was in the SAS doing off the book black ops

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they would probably invade a country just to let in more naggers and mudslimes into their country.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize that we have a garrison and a fully equipped air base on the islands, there is no way the argentinans will ever be able to take it in the near future

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All they have to do is try, and your Paki PM will convince the people that "war is unnecessary and colonialism should be answered for". You will 100% lose Gibraltar and the Falklands at some point, sadly.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only if the enemy was white. If they were deemed too brown the island would be given away.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i mean why not?our army now is even more pathethic than it was back then

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >balls
    maybe
    >ability
    no

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