Is he dead?
He needs some milk
Its an ayy neet, cant be bothered to move
Looks too fake.
My cat is a better believable alien.
these things aren't even kind of symmetrical, they look like a failed pottery project, not mummies, fucking fake ass Indian moon landing and now this.
Mexico needs to hire some hollywood israelites to make these fakes if they want to play this game.
Why is it in sand?
>Why is it covered in seasoning?
Ftfy. Mexicans always season their Ayys
Wyte pipo don't season they ayss
it looked fake when it was just plaster
Why is it all sandy? When these were found in 2017 they weren’t all sandy like that
Fucking dumbass mexicans
the didn't have a good recipe for the beaner-maché
Why is its foot giving me the finger?
>doesn't understand cellulose-based lifeforms
The Finnish were more convincing.
>2 eyes a nose and a mouth
>2 arms and legs
>from another planet
The fuck are the chances? I remember watching some shit about ayees way back. One of the guys used a starfish as an example and said that we both live on the same planet and have almost no similarities. So imagine how different a lifeform from another planet would be.
the eyes, nose, mouth, hands, legs all have their uses and are pretty OP as far as life developement goes. look at us, we are the apex predator on this planet and we tower over all other lifeforms so its obvious any life that evolves like us is pretty good and can get decently far
following this logic we see the same patterns (in the ways we understand them) emerge all over the universe, for example theres around 6,000,000 (oy ayy) planets extremely similar to ours just nearby and all these planets and stars so far follow the same physics we do so it's not a stretch to think life anywhere would evolve roughly as we did meaning as "humanoids" of a similar look. maybe other extraterrestrial lifeforms, if they exist, are on an unimaginable level where they might even be indistinguishable from magic to is or just maybe they might be more similar to us and that's not even going down the rabbit hole of all the theories such as we being genetically engineered by them etc.
that was a great post, croatfren
thanks, would have gone more into depth but I was pressed for time when I wrote the post
its convergent evolution. Its like how many different unrelated species of crab there are. or the different families of trees. It could be that bipedal humanoid life is just a winning formula on any planet
whats this gay ass psyop about? more money for israel and open borders for White countries because we have to le work as one against the plaster midgets from outer space?
>Journalist and conspiracy theory expert Mike Rothschild, who isn’t related to the family,
>The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves.
>Post anti-semitic stuff
>get blasted by a space laser
>blame the ayys
Lmao can this be?
>* NO RELATION
I never believed that line when Buster and Babs Bunny said it either, and NOW LOOK...
He is dead but still 49% happy?
does the american version looks different as well? maybe fat
It’s the back of a lama skull
those are primitive sculptures for God's sake.
This is a Mexican UFO presenter known for having supported and published many hoaxes in the past. These 'mummies' have been published since two thousand seventeen, and several researchers in Peru, mainly archaeologists, have denounced that they are a fraud, and that they were handmade by joining animal parts and different materials to give them shape.
The report at the hearing was given by another TV presenter, in this case Peruvian, who has been the one to publish the story in that country. The story has hundreds of detractors in Peru itself, and above all, from the archaeological establishment in Peru.
This is not the Mexican government saying 'we have bodies' at all, by any means. Not endorsing the story or anything else.
quick, do a full paleontology skeletal reconstruction of this total legit lifeform so we can see what the Mexicaliens look like.
it looks like a baby grey. but if it lays eggs it means the being who TM'ed they genetic code (probably because of debt) probably had two: a very good economic wisdom, and somewhat a sense of humour. imagine if soros could make immigrants lay eggs.
What is this measuring
49% is NOT happy humidity
Happiness, obviously. He's not too happy, not to sad.
He's about 50% happy with his current situation.
it's a 2-years old Peruvian scam
Never forget the SNEED-hand rule:
[S]pace is fake
[N]ukes are fake
[E]arth is flat
[E]volution is a lie
[D]inosaurs are fake and gay
The News-Benders 1968
The World is a Corporation" Network 1976
Shape of Earth by a Mason
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>it's a 2-years old
it's even older, 2016
Why is the little doll sprinkled with dirt?
It’s a legit alien
the gayest fake since gay came to gay town
DID SOMEONE JUST SAY XENOS?
REMOVE XENOS AND ALL XENO LOVERS.
ALL HEIL THE EMPEROR.
Crows and Fruit Flies are 60% similar, so these things could be a humanoid bird like creature because one has eggs with embryos inside.
Literally looks like it’s wearing a mask
Its fake because the united states would have swooped in and took the little ayy fuckers
Imagine how much worse it could have been for him if he wasn't vaccinated.
Mysterious lights spotted before earthquake. The Ayyys are getting sloppy.
real aliens won’t be manlets. they will be giants.
aliens have bones that are randomly upside down I've realized. maybe that's why they died in the first place.
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