Explain to me why i shouldnt listen to joe rogain and jocko and go hard with kettlebells and bjj.

Explain to me why i shouldnt listen to joe rogain and jocko and go hard with kettlebells and bjj.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're good for better range of motion and functional training. I use these and weighted bats and mallets. BJJ is full of annoying hipsters though, wrestling is better.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BJJ is full of annoying hipsters
    Traditional jujitsu is fine, anon. They use that discipline shit to keep fags in check. Where i used to go only 2 persons were allowed to talk, the guy training us and pupils asking questions about something they didn't understand. I was pretty dope, no one talked to me about anything else but what we trained that day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the difference between traditional jujitsu and bjj?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that karate shit about gi's, bowing, being polite and keeping your shoes off the tatami. Jujitsu also has takedowns and strikes as it's a "complete martial art". See it as a MMA gym without fags.
        I really enjoyed the atmosphere, better than any gym full of fags who look themselves in the mirror like women do.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kettlebells are underrated in the U.S. and they totally mog dumbbells for any swinging motions. I curl with them and built up thick, juicy arms as a result.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn't, don't listen to the. Run out a novice linear progression, then cut down to 10% bf, then run a ppl variation at maintainance calories until you finally get it through your thick skill that your high school gf doesn't even remember your name.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do those 2 look like you should take their advice?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BJJ is turbo useless
    you gonna lie on your shell like a little turtle in a street fight? lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i never understood the bjj hype, most fights in the clubs were decided on feet and within couple seconds
      if you hit concrete, you already lost no matter how good your ground game is
      boxing and sambo or judo seems much more effective because a good slam to the concrete will very likely end the fight, if your punches didn't already and they teach defense against takedowns
      but when it comes to self defense, gun > knife > run >>> fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you gonna lie on your shell like a little turtle in a street fight?
      Imagine thinking you must do sport technique in a street fight. Let me guess, a wrestler should do turnovers on le streets to pin opponent?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you missed the point retard
        the point is the fight - in most streetfights - should be over while on your feet or by executing a throw or a takedown of some kind.

        specializing in ground game is the last thing you'd want to get good at for street fighting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you gonna lie on your shell like a little turtle in a street fight?
          >no one gonna do this in a street fight
          >YOU MISSED THE POINT!!!!
          LMAO at you retard. While specializing on ground work, single and double leg are still the most used takedowns in BJJ.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shatters your skull with a 357
        There, now you're on the ground. Am I supposed to wrestle you now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but muh gun
          irrelevant to the topic of the thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        specificity and muscle memory.

        bjj has shit in it that doesn't even work if you're not wearing a gi let alone if you're fighting irl.
        seems to me bjj is a good sport and i hear it transfers to throwing around girls (or bois) in bed: but your time would be better spent elsewhere if you want to know how to fight irl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >if you're not wearing a gi
          half of bjj training is no gi because competitions are gi and no gi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a Reddit screencap where this guy thought he could beat Prime Mike Tyson in a street fight because he has a BJJ Blue Belt.

      Kek. Half of them even agreed in comment's.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its said that so many people actually know what Joe Nobody and Jerko said about a topic that you can actually come here and comment on it.
    Get a life you worthless homosexual loser e-celeb addicts.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BJJ I dunno, but anecdotally I believe it puts you in as good a position to defend yourself as any other martial art, given a reasonable amount of practice. This is caveated by the more fundamental principle that engaging in any kind of real-world fight is usually an invitation to be stabbed in the face with a broken bottle, and best avoided at all costs. Stupid games, stupid prizes, yadda yadda.

    In terms of kettlebells, I know that they are an extremely effective tool for building physical capability. If you want to be able to go harder for longer, following a decent kettlebell program will make that happen for you.

    You wanna look like an underwear model, body-build and starve yourself. You wanna be able to wrestle damned near anyone to death, train kettlebells and practice BJJ.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should. KBs are the way.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am confusion. Why do anons think that training in grappling obligates one to fight on the ground?

    If I train in grappling, I'm going to be a lot better at defending takedowns and staying on my feet than if I only did striking. Also, if something goes badly wrong and I do end up on the ground, I'm going to be much more able to escape a vulnerable position, gain a dominant position, and then get the heck out of there if I practice that multiple times per week.

    Striking is awesome, but why would you limit yourself? All some asshole has to do is bearhug you and now it's a grappling match.

    To answer OP, go try it and find out if you like it. Trying new things is fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. The few stories I've heard of BJJ practitioners who've gotten into trouble out in the wild have been along the lines of the aggressor grabbing a handful of the said practitioner, and suddenly being surprised to find the offending hand removed and their being firmly grasped by the larynx, which has been sufficient to diffuse the situation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well you have to remember, people on LULZ have not a clue what they're talking about

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go hard with kettlebells
    No reason not to. After learning how to properly kettlebell (Swings/Clean&Press/Thruster are my recommendations to learn) your going to have a better base of full-body strength that can effectively carry over into everyday life, athletics, and martial arts ("Functional Strength"). The basics of KB focus on one plain of human motion, getting off the ground and standing up straight. Double KB exercising will give more mass and monster strength gains. Check out "Armour Building Complex" by Dan John, and any learning you need, YT Mark Wildman, he's concise and direct, no fluff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Side Note: American Swings (ie. Overhead KB Swings) are retarded and will break your shoulder.

      https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a40058217/american-kettlebell-swings-no/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >crossfit

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joe is alright. Jocko is super cringe.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i honestly hate doing swings but my legs and posture feel great after doing a bunch of them. i just got done doing 11 swings, rest for a minute, repeat, for like 35 mins

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain to me why i shouldnt listen to joe rogain and jocko
    Because they're fucking idiots.
    >kettlebells and bjj
    Do it if you want to though, these are fine, even if bjj is overhyped

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been eating 3k-4.5k cal a day this year and maintained 78-80kgs, due to kb swings. 5'10

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On stuff like snatch, clean and jerk etc, the Kettlebell will always somewhat "slam" on your forearm right? No matter how good the form is there will always be an impact?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. With good techniques you are rolling the hand under the KB before any serious impact occurs. It never 'slams' the arm or your doing it wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. With good techniques you are rolling the hand under the KB before any serious impact occurs. It never 'slams' the arm or your doing it wrong.

      Agreed - it may do at first because the technique takes a little practice to get down. One good way I've heard of thinking about it is to 'punch through' when getting to the top of a snatch or clean - it takes the energy out of the bell so it doesn't hit you. Spend time practising it without trying to worry about reps or intensity etc, and it'll get there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      depends if its a competition bell, a monkey joe rogan bell or normal girya bell,
      >slaming no
      but you'll feel pressure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no it shouldnt slam into it, but its kind of hard to explain how to do it properly. you'll most likely learn how to time the 'hand insert' naturally like i did, your body kind of figured it out by itself the more you do it.

      ?t=265

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Poor technique" is gnomish disinfo from crab bucket mentality gymlet who want to steal your bone gainz
      Slam them as hard as you can for massive forearms

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because kettlebells are a meme from former-Soviet Union, and the guys who got big and strong here from using kettlebells got strong DESPITE using kettlebells not because of it. Everyone here now that uses kettlebells is DYEL.

    Also the B in BJJ strands for Brazilian, I don’t know why you would trust anything from Brazil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kids, this is a troll; don't feed trolls.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can do whatever you want you pussy ass homosexual, why do you want people to convince you to no do something, i don't give a shit what you do.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bjj

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I'm about to watch molestation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What episode of Naruto was this?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >listen to joe rogan

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