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Every town and city should have these.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should only be applicable during whatever noise restriction timeframe is enforced by the city

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, all time and set low.
      Get an EV if you don't want to pay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >trucks, street cleaners, reverse warnings chimes now set this off constantly
        frick off with your shit opinions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem icecuck.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Reverse warning chimes
            >exclusive to ICE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cant you just make exceptions for necessary vehicles like street cleaners and ambulnces and police signals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dricing along in my EV
        >randomly bursts into flames
        >thermal runaway ensues
        >disasemble my speaker and door panel to get to the non electric door handle
        >the violent explosion instantly incinerates my family
        >i'm on fire from the inferno and pass out from pain and agony.
        >wake up in hospital
        >half of my flesh is seared, charred and melted
        >one of my eyes has liquidated
        >in recovery for months
        >find out bf and 2 adopted children were incerated
        >go to leave hospital looking like the guy who melted in robocop, just a bit blacker
        >$790,000 hospital bill
        >get to front door weeping at my horrible disfigurement and loss of family
        >how can life get worse
        >open front door
        >pick up and open a letter
        >fined another $2000 because my exploding car made too much noise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          good post and FRICK PARIS once again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fined another $2000 because my exploding car made too much noise.
          Such is like under the watchful eye of klaus schwab.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was waiting for
          >walk the dinosaur

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >buy an entirely new car because the government is gonna fine you because people think the state should be your dad
        I’d rather not cooperate with the state or anyone supporting it thank you.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We need this but for dogs. Make the animal stop screaming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, fricking owners leaving their dogs outside all night yapping away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, fricking owners leaving their dogs outside all night yapping away

      The average dog owner is massively fricking moronic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually just another evshill thread
    move along folks

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lives in a city
    >complains about noise
    mfs gonna complain water makes them wet next

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the people who complain about airports.
      They buy a house near an airport, then complain about the noise.
      I'm tired of dealing with noise abatement procedures because of their dumbass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >CITIES AREN'T NOISY CARS ARE NOISY

        OP is a /n/igger fyi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Little do they know, that the presence of airports bring height restrictions of buildings. The morons nearby are trying to get an airport closed because of noise. If that happens, they'll then lament how they're surrounded by high rise apartments and traffic has exploded. I wouldn't be surprised if developers were astroturfing campaigns to shutdown municipal airports.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They absolutely are, I don't even think they're hiding it. They buy up land on the cheap because no one wants to live three blocks from a runway, and then lobby to have it shut down to drive up property value.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >laguna seca was built in the middle of nowhere to not bother anyone with noise
        >some schmucks decide to build houses near it decades later and then proceed to complain that it's too noisy
        >force them to implement noise restrictions
        >all it does is force people to point exhausts away from the noise sensors, so it's still just as noisy
        morons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They actually raised the Laguna Seca DBA limites recently.
          Think it's 100dba for normal track days.
          105dba for real race events.

          105dba is moronic loud for anyone wondering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the people who complain about airports.
      They buy a house near an airport, then complain about the noise.
      I'm tired of dealing with noise abatement procedures because of their dumbass.

      you have to be really fricking dense/addicted to corn syrup to not realize that cities without cars are quiet as frick.

      the primary source of noise pollution in an urban environment is automobile traffic, not trains, not businesses, not people talking. just the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.
        EV sisters.... this was supposed to be OUR win

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Evs are even worse than that because they're all 2t+ pigfat dozers on fat 235+ mm tyres

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They don't have to it's just that Americans don't give a frick about the environment. With thinner tires and not making the car compete with Mercedes it would be way more ecological and quiet tires are a thing. Tesla owners are insecure and need to be able to win one stoplight race per charge to own big oil.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the primary source of noise pollution in an urban environment is automobile traffic, not trains, not businesses, not people talking. just the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.

        Ok? And?

        Leave if you don't like it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you won't mind me doing construction work in the apartment above yours at 3am either then, right?
          leave if you don't like it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >driving a car is down a city street is the same as doing construction at 3am

            average /n/igger right here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not my problem
            leave if you don't like it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doing home renovations at 3am is not analogous to driving down a street. One is legal, one is not. One is a pre-existing condition of the environment that I chose to move to, and the other is not.

            If someone was doing that, I'd just call the cops. You can cry about how the noise "isn't your problem" when they fine you, and when the building manager tells your landlord about it. No different than people that put straight pipes onto their vehicles.

            Welcome to society you bus riding moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah not like you can be civil and have valves in your exhaust or anything

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You get any kind of aftermarket exhaust and you know that people will complain about it and cops can frick with you if your vehicle is too loud. That's one thing.

            Complaining about cars just being categorically annoying and loud, even boomer appliance cars that are basically silent, is another thing. Don't move to a densely populated area if you're so triggered by background noise that you're going to b***h about the sound of rubber on pavement.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this entire thread is about the legality of loud cars you dumb b***h

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was replying to someone complaining about the noise created by traffic in general.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Leave if you don't like it.
          Nah, over the next few years I will slowly get every local government to make you leave instead.

          Time to train your walking skills fatty

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I walk when I can just steal someones bike?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a jacked up motorcycle in the middle of the night can easily wake up 10,000 Parisians
    yes.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >title with someone else's name on it is in my closet
    >Pic related
    Do tell the city during the next meeting to spend more tax dollars on readout displays so I can keep track of my 3am sound high score, won't you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for you to get arrested and your bike impounded

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait for you to get arrested for noise when your boyfriend is railing you up the arse with a traffic cone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep dreamin' then loser cause it's never gonna happen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bussy
          Can't you get actual girls with a motorcycle?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can but I don't really want them unless they promise to pretend to be guys.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            W.H.O ?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seethe more, weenie warrior

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not gonna set any high scores with a stock exhaust typical fricking texas homosexual

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god damn am i glad i left the shithole that people call Paris

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Every town and city should have these.

    Only if it automatically shoot barking dogs (and their owners, inshallah)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I disagree. However if I happen to find you and kick your ass for driving with a loud exhaust that should also be legal.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person gangrape&chimpout alert package costs an additional fee and will not be installed

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can wait for it to book all the noisy fricking garbage trucks, I hate them squeaky c**ts at 5am

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow more incentive to use fake plates

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >someone claps as you drive by
    >it triggers the sensors and you get a ticket
    Even if they work, I am against any and all automated surveillance. I'd rather hear a loud car go by occasionally than perpetually have the hand of government over me ready to smack me down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > what about some rare made up scenario
      its fine as long as motoBlack folk get fricked over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to take what-if scenarios into account, that's just good design planning.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >its fine as long as motoBlack folk get fricked over

        /n/igger delusion

        bikers are the absolute last people that will end up getting fricked over. people that want to run straight pipes will just hide their plates.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >someone claps

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sound a horn
    >get a ticket

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based, frick morons that honk their horn all the time for the most benign reasons, and ESPECIALLY the morons that honk their horn to greet people. THE FRICKING ROPE.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >neet
    >wake 8 pm
    >eat something
    >take exhaust out, it's straight pipe time!
    >remove plate number
    >go for a ride at 3 AM
    >come back at 5, jerkoff, and watch cartoons until mid-day then go to sleep.

    It's my city. You merely live here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gonna stop you right there chief, your post has violated "no basedness allowed in Paris" rule
      turn in your internet cable and surrender

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paris is the most cucked european city its unreal
    and it feels like africa there as well

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about we just being sensible and nice to each other and raising our kids to also be sensible and nice instead of crying out for the surveillance AI to save us from out own shortcomings?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surveillance exists precisely because asking people to be nice hasn't ever worked.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >park beside one on my straight piped liter bike
    > sustained rev bomb every time a car passes underneath

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts exactly. How long before a bastard with an airhorn starts to get people ticketed for fun/views?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a gang of Black folk drive up and down my street with unsilenced dirtbikes, it's infuriating in the summer when you have your windows open, and are trying to get a small child to sleep at 7pm

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we should pay one african country to take back all our wild Black folk

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good i hate the new trend of fake anti lag on turbo shitboxes

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ehh, just get exhaust valves - problem solved

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I NEED TO LIVE IN THE CBD WITH 10,000 PEOPLE PER SQUARE KILOMETER
    >NNNOOOOO ITS TOO NOISY I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
    kek i'm going to purchase a motorcycle OP

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well I think every town and city should have a building to throw homosexuals like you off of but that’s not working out for me either

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry autocucks but your privilege of being allowed to drive does not trump my god given right of a good night's sleep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      really? i think it does and i'm the one with the exhaust delete

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't go to France

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      france just isn't france
      france, just isn't france

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's just another way of siphoning money from people. Noise levels are checked on inspections. If they are ok, that's it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a surveillance society
    No we fricking well don't.
    Stay in your shitty nanny state.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /n/iggers unironically want to depend on the state for everything and believe that it won't ever backfire (unlike my bike which backfires very loudly because I want it to)

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    incel

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Correct

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk yelling sets off radar
    >ahmed doing the morning call to prayer sets off radar
    >screams of french women being raped in the streets sets off radar
    >jews shut it down within a week
    yeah, im thinking based

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course cities are shitholes you people deserve 1984.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But they won't fine the Algerian screaming about Islam all day. When he decides to be religious during Ramadan.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't live in a city
    >therefore don't care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >don't live in a city
      >posts comfy pepe living in a city
      What did he mean by this?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes, I want to push society even further to dystopia, how could you tell?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool if it works but every time someone hears a loud exhaust in the distance they assume it's a crotch rocket. Most of the times it's a teenager with a fart can on his car.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty based. my C6 is basically silent stock either ways

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >People complaining about free ASMR

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you homosexuals would stop revving your loud ass Honda or Mx5 around my neighborhood at 2am that'd be great.
    Listen, I race cars all the time.
    BUT not in fricking neighborhoods at 2am fricking everyones' sleep.
    That's Black person Behavior

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's Black person Behavior
      ...that's basically this board's demographics nowadays

  41. 2 years ago
    Greased Geese

    the fricking second they start putting in noise/speed traps in this country im going to start slapping duct tape over my plate.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >city installs stupid microphone ticket system
    >queue up some sick rev bombs on my mobile
    >hold phone on full blast near microphone every time a city/state vehicle goes by
    aint much but its honest work

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Modern day paris.
    >Roving gangs of Black folk nigging.
    >Garbage all over the place.
    >This is what they're concerned about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gangs of Black folk nigging.
      all over the place.
      how is it different from the US other than the fact that people aren't morblidly obese?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how is it different from the US
        The microphones aren't there to spot loud exhausts and issue fines. Instead they're there to spot gunfire and drum up busywork for police and the israelitedicial system.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where I live, these kinds of things are illegal.
    You "have the right to face your accuser."
    And a camera doesn't count as an accuser so things like red-light cameras were considered illegal.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up 10,000 Parisians.
    I have just the thing ...

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just part and parcel of living in the big city, mate.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are they gonna find a sportbike with no plates driven by a guy in a power ranger suit?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The scooters are making all the noise in Paris. Also it’s literally impossible to walk in Paris anymore because the bicycle lanes are on the sidewalk. Almost got into a few fights with cyclecucks because they completely disregard your presence. It was better when they were at risk of being run over by cars. Nuke this city please Pete.

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