EV sisters, not like this

EV sisters, not like this…

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a good thing for everyone other than new Tesla buyers. By the end of the decade I might even be able to buy a shitbox Tesla for a few thousand dollars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Irrelevant when the battery pack is DRM'd and a replacement is $20k.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Irrelevant when the battery pack is DRM'd
        I'm familiar with the case you're talking about, and it's a good reason to never give any money to Tesla themselves, but I don't see it as any practical impediment to a genuine shitbox connoisseur.
        >and a replacement is $20k.
        If you pay ~$3,000 for the car, you don't have to drive it for long before it has earned its keep.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I could buy a beat to fuck Tesla for $3k that only does 60 miles on a charge, and I could rip all the sensor garbage out of it, I would. Wouldn't be a bad daily work commuter. But I'd definitely park it way out in the field away from my house so when it inevitably burns up, it doesn't take my garage with it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when it inevitab-ACK

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >3 crayon eaters are retarded and kill themselves
            Really proving a point there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i don't mind.
        i just want to buy 2 or 3 for <5k so i could fuck around with them and see what i can do to the software.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man Elon played these retardant like a fiddle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they're fire retardant?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Carlos!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Robotaxi overnight
    Imagine the app notifications you'd wake up to every morning.
    >Your Tesla was vomitted in
    >Your Tesla was urinated in
    >Your Tesla crashed into a double-parked ambulance
    >Your Tesla caught fire killing all 5 occupants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rofl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your Tesla caught fire killing all 5 occupants
      As long as it sends me a video that might still be worth it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WTF would Tesla sell you a car that would generate $30k/yr income for $66k when they can just use the cars themselves for that purpose? Are evfags really that stupid?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are evfags really that stupid?

      The ones who see EVs as away to save the planet are. I got one just because it was a really good deal and it works with my lifestyle(I don't drive more than 30 miles one way at a time).

      captcha: GAS G8H

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are evfags really that stupid?
      Yes, like

      >Are evfags really that stupid?

      The ones who see EVs as away to save the planet are. I got one just because it was a really good deal and it works with my lifestyle(I don't drive more than 30 miles one way at a time).

      captcha: GAS G8H

      said.
      If you this is bad though you should look at e-tron GT depreciation. Something in the neighborhood of 70k in a year. I'm honestly considering getting one if they hit the 30s. They look really nice and if I can not pay for gas on my commute why not. I've got 3 other gas cars I can use for actual car shit and just put miles on the pretty golf cart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, you weren't wrong. I've just checked Mobile.de, and there are listings for 1.5-ish y.o. GT RS-es in the 90k euro range. That's 150k euro when new. I wonder how low it will be in another 1.5 years' time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Bitcoin was still new and butterfly labs was selling ASIC miners. The delays were huge because they were using the devices to mine coins before sending them to customers, because why not. They were making a killing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF would Microsoft sell you an operating system that generates billions/yr in income for FREE when they could just use the computers themselves for that purpose?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Retards who bought at peak covid prices and believed elon when he said the robotaxi bullshit deserve to down $40,000. If you're gonna get an EV, lease it. I got a little over $11,000 off MSRP on my I4. Dealership keeps the $7,500 tax credit and you can always talk them down extra few thousand. You end up with a really cheap lease rate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I4
      You would have to pay me to drive this ugly ass pig faced car.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just glad I don't have to look at it while driving. It is ugly as hell.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so.... should I buy it when it hit 15k?
    I want those meme self driving car

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You got doxxed as a pedo and perma banned.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2022 model Y LR
    >worth $27k
    doubt.jpg.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dealership pricing
      >totally a reasonable used car price!
      Use your brain anon. If you could buy a 1 year old tesla from an idiot for $30k, a dealership of course is going to use their magic pricing book, overhead, and reconditioning along with a certified used sticker to charge you more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go to a tesla "dealership" they're basically giving away used ones .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, EV depreciation is bullshit, if it were true, you could buy a cheap used EV but the cheapest used EVs are still like 20k.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worth $27,000
    >from $66,990

    Is anyone actually brain dead enough to believe this?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a webm of a tesla catching fire that I couldn't find in youtube. The battery also exploded like two or three times, it was a short video with an approximate lenght of 20 secons, maybe less. Does anyone have it?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah because they're everywhere. Meaning npc retards have them

    No refunds

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >can't help but think about transsexuals on an automotive boarf
    Pozzed election tourist detected. Go back to

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  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a bad thing. At this rate I can buy a real car for roadtrips and such and have a EV cuckbox to drive around town.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://carsandbids.com/search/tesla/model-y
    looks like they are going for high 30k-low 40k depending on condition and location

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new car depreciates
    >"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME???"

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many retards are gonna get Elon's brain chip.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EVtards won't have a choice. not that they would say no anyway lol

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