>entire image is that of a southern redneck
>born and raised in new jersey
>larps as a badass biker dude
>doesn't ride, no evidence he even knows how to
>considered one of the best lead guitar players ever
>literally only does the pentatonic scale, only time he doesn't is when he plays randy or jake's parts
>pretends to be some conservative tradbro
>lives in a gated community in LA
is there a bigger fraud than Zakk Wylde?
>Pentatonics are le bad!
Grow up, nigga
Zack Wyde is super overrated. Don't know what to tell you.
more like zakk tame
literally who?
Everyone knows who Zakk Wylde is
>I have false perceptions about an artist therefore that equates to an image they are trying to portray
Terminal narcissism
Who cares, even in his prime he was a nostalgia act.
't ride, no evidence he even knows how to
took 5 seconds of googling. must suck being as retarded as you. saging your homosexualy thread
>posing on a bike for a photoshoot
Literally no better than those bikini models doing it
yeah that's right move those goalposts homosexual
Post him riding one. Anyone can sit on a bike for a picture
Post yourself riding one.
Look man, everyone already knows. You're like the guy that's got to say "wrestling is fake!" to wrestling fans. They've known that for years dipshit. You're the one who doesn't seem to get it.
Some people don't realize that gimmicks are a part of every area of entertainment and they're not smart for calling them out
I don't ride one but the difference is I don't pretend to either
>oh if I simply provide evidence, the other anon will admit he was wrong!
don't worry champ you'll figure it out eventually
>sitting on a bike for a photoshoot
>evidence
there's nothing he could post that would change your mind. if he posted 20 hours of video of zack riding, maintaining, building, designing, and teaching classes on motorcycles you would just say "bruh why do you have all that you're obsessed kek" or something like that.
>Sitting on bike inside of a building
You don't even need a motorcycle license for that
>implying real bikers have valid licenses
MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD *160 bars of solo)
MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD
MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD MHMMM VOODOO MHMM CHILD
*360 bars of guitar solo*
nothin personnel
hahahahahha
hhahahahha this is so fucking based
i wanna fuck the bassplayer though
saw him a few years ago, he played a "solo" that lasted about 20 minutes where he walked around the crowd
Jimi Hendrix had such a varied discography but half of you have never actually heard it. The Beatles are totally lame. So is Trout Mask Replica.
only does the pentatonic scale
he does more with the pentatonic scale than you could ever do with all your phrygian dominant runs and sweeping arpeggios.
also living in a gated community in LA and being conservative aren't mutually exclusive
not every conservative musician wants to move to Nashville
Ho Zakk!
Sorry bud, cali is for queers and refugees
>badass biker
>tradbro
He was always fake
post a vocaroo of you playing no more tears solo or an improvised version of it
Playing ability has nothing to do with someone LARPing or not, retard
no more tears is one of his easiest tbh
Slide by non country/southern rocks guys is almost exclusively cringe
His first album with Ozzy was actually great. His style and technique and flair was pretty unique to him at the time. It just seemed like him or his guitar playing just never really matured or something or he's even gotten worse. Hes now indistinguishable from all my lead guitar player friends (who are pretty good but very standard)
>Hes now indistinguishable from all my lead guitar player friends
lmao
https://youtu.be/eWc_sX2hqoE?t=267
This and the live extended version of In This River are the best things he's ever done
The truth is somewhere that he’s actually very solid a player but has nothing that other guitar players can’t do either. Your buddies could actually replace him in the line up or the album and no one would notice
his playing was unique and distinguishable on there but it still ruins the album for me
Have you been to jersey? Other than Nogwerk and TrentNog, it’s pretty fucking redneck.
His buddy Diamond Darrell was a major fraud, too. That entire brand of metal is so cringe to me. They’re larpers.
They’re all posers and this should be admitted to.
Dimebag was incredibly overrated and cringe. Does every young guitarist go through a Dimebag phase as a teen? I did and I look back and am so embarrassed by it. I had his posters on my wall and wanted his ugly as fuck signature guitar
What was Dimebag larping as?
Rebel
Explain how.
But he was from Texas, drank ridiculous amounts of whiskey and was openly racist. How could he be more authentic?
I don't understand why people hate Dime so much. Then again, I hated him and Pantera back when I was 18 and only listened to black and death metal, so I'll assume his haters are teenagers.
Dime was just a retarded alcoholic racist clown. People idolizing him are pathetic
When he died nothing of value was lost
There's nothing wrong with being racist.
Because his fans act like he's one of the greatest guitarists of all time when he's barely a step above Kirk Hammett
but dime was the cringy kind of racist though, the ignorant kind
He went from glam metal bitch to a badass metal dude. It was fake. His father was a music producer. Quite literally a plant that just followed trends. I don't think his playing was terrible but he seemed inauthentic in some ways.
>muh plant
>muh trends
Talk about his music or be silent
>make an album about hating trends
Pantera opened the discussion, not me.
>I don't think his playing was terrible
his playing was just CHUGGA CHUG CHUG *tunes guitar 1/4 flat so it sounds like shit on purpose* muh shred
i mean it, i look back on my dime phase as a teen and absolutely implode from cringe. i used to tell people how much i liked him and idolized him
sounds like a (you) problem
eddie van halen
A living man.
>only ever heard that faggy "RIP Dime" song and retard ass Stillborn
>look up BLS discography
>they've had 11 fucking albums
Holy fuck, how?
>11 BLS albums
Ozzy doesn’t make much music for Zakk to be involved with except onstage. All BLS albums are all the same and require no effort towards differentiating the songs
Zakk wrote one song and has been recycling it for his entire career. Heard one BLS song and you've heard them all
His music is fucking unlistenable garbage.
>the pentatonic scale
>the
yep, the only scale with five notes. keep on sucking, retard.
Spotted the person who can't add 2 more notes to his scales without getting flustered
you can add all 12 notes to your playing and you still won't be as good as Zakk
I'm pretty sure the fact that fags like OP associates literally the most commonly used scale in rock/blues/metal with Zakk Wylde instantly is a win for him
Okay Zakk we get it
Zakk has done interviews where he explains that he only uses pentatonic scales because neo-classical was Randy Rhoad's thing and the two hand tapping and whammy bar shit was Eddie Van Halen and he wanted his own sound, so he decided to force himself to be as creative as possible with limited tools. Now, whether that's just a long winded way of explaining that he's too lazy to learn anything else is up for interpretation but I don't think he thinks that much about it
So scared of sounding like two specific guitarists that he ended up sounding like every other guitarist
>t. Yngwie
>he ended up sounding like every other guitarist
lmao there's absolutely no one alive that sounds like zakk
as excessive and frivolous as his shredding, vibrato and wah wah pedal use are, they all combine to make him a very unique sounding guitarist. you know a zakk solo when you hear it
> so he decided to force himself to be as creative as possible with limited tools
lmao that cope
he’s also from the worst part of nj
fuck ocean county for real
Technically the southern tip of New Jersey is south of the Mason-Dixon line.
>t. Fred Durst
zakk's weird "feud" with durst was also extremely cringy and embarrassing. i never understood it
Just because you're from a yankee state doesn't mean you can't be a hick. NJ is especially known for that type of person. Shit, I'm from IL and know people who would make you think they're from Alabama.
Well, he did drink so much beer throughout his life that if he drinks one more, apparently he'll fucking die. That's pretty cool.
Anyway, if anyone's looking for some serious Zakk Wylde cringe, check out his atrocious acting in some dogshit movie called "Bones".
Oh everybody did that.
>entire image is that of a southern redneck
>born and raised in new jersey
They’re called Pineys. Basically wannabes Rednecks with no southern heritage to speak, and yet because they live out in the Pine Barrens they have to ride pick up trucks, fly Confederate flags, dress like farmers in camo and blast country music.
They’re also extremely obnoxious and act like hot shit
>only true bikers can dress in leather
The person that ran the bot farm that made Drake famous?
>all that shit
Sure.
Now tell us how every other great guitarist of all time is overrated because it dispels your delusions of grandeur and day dreams about being the best.
to be some conservative tradbro
in a gated community in LA
Your last points are especially retarded
Gated communities ARE WHERE conservative tradbros of los angeles live.
this is still pretty lit
>born and raised in new jersey
NEEEEEEW JERRRRRRSEY?!?!?!
you forgot to mention the fact that his real name is Jeffrey
All this and still more talented than Ozzy himself.