Goated tier
>Electrical Engineering
Good tier
>Aerospace Engineering
>Instrumentation Engineering
Normie tier
>Software Engineering
>Civil Engineering
>Chemical Engineering (MY BRANCH)
Meme tier
>Mechanical Engineering
>Everything else
Engineering branch tier list
Piss back off to your shitcord or be ignored on shitter /s/oyjack.cafe homosexuals
You know what's interesting? I don't need a degree in anything to open an engineering firm.
you also don't need a degree in engineering to be a good engineer. In fact its likely a detriment.
No. The guy who makes breakfast at the diner has an engineering degree and I’ve never seen Eggs Sardou assembled so masterfully.
You don't need medical degree to administer a hospital/clinic/pharmacy.
Exactly.
not in my country nor Europe lmao
hospital admin is a medical specialty that only meds can access
to be the owner of a pharmacy you need the pharmacy degree (obligatory)
>to be the owner of a pharmacy you need the pharmacy degree (obligatory)
Wtf? How does that work. Are there no publicly traded chain drug stores? All drug stores there are owned by pharmacist?
you absolutely do. the state will come down hard on your ass if you advertise engineering services without it.
Lol, you're wagies who do not understand business at all. I most definitely do not need to be a doctor or engineer to open a hospital or engineering firm. I just have to hire a doctor or engineer to work for me.
Stop thinking like wagie children.
Yes you do retard
>software
>engineer
Bahahahhahahah
is this about the burger parties?
ofc it is, stupid question
Constriction industry proffessional, can confirm civil engineering and construction in general is full of based chuds.
>software engineering full of soibois
>Imagine my shock
Is it accurate? Reds and blues are repubs and dems
>Air Force that Republican
I fucking doubt it
Then again, that does track from the perspective of doing nothing
warheads on foreheads? yeah, thats republicans.
>EE
>2 YOE
>$32 standard rate
>no possibility of WFH
>$32 standard rate
Regular electricians make more than that here
Yeah, but electricians are at risk of dying every day. All I do is mind numbing repetitive computer work. The cost on my body has been immense since I went from 80kg to 100kg.
Suicide from an unnatural office job is way more likely to kill you than a little taste of 230
Also 100% of electrician school grads get a job and never kiss ass once in their life while engineers have to jump over each other to be the top 10% of ass kisses and they have to kneel to women and naggers too
damn that shits fucked
Bro Mechanical is just Aerospace but actually useful for real jobs that exist outside of an airport.
>t software engineer that used to do both
I want a statistic of the percentage of engineers that learned to code for double the money and half the work.
I debate doing that every day. If I could do a Chem eng degree I’m confident I could learn to code. Some of my classes even involved learning to code basic shit in Python and Matlab.
If you had the temperament to be a half decent coder you'd already know how to code. You need to be a certain breed for it
Is that code for being a tranny?
Being autistic or a massive nerd basically. They love coding and masturbating to weird shit
A good programmer usually starts off during their teens because they have an authentic interest in it, but you need to get your code ironed out by passing university so you can have some certifications. There is no such thing as a self taught programmer.
And that's the guys he is competing with. Computer Science is just giving the homosexuals exams to motivate them to get off their ass and study
Coding bootcamps can teach you how to code. What exactly does the degree teach you? Even out of work boomers are starting to learn code.
>What exactly does the degree teach you?
conventions, tech, logic, good practices, patterns, anti patterns, common mistakes, general algorithms, basically all that you'll need to know, a bootcamp will only get you working for a specific task
I write code that I'm not qualified for, while drunk at home and I still do the most work ot of my department. Once you get past HR youre golden. Thats the hard part, not actually doing the job. Work is the easiest shit ever, assuming you are inherently more productive than your NPC colleagues, which you are
Software engineering pays bills, boomers will pay a hell of a lot for someone who knows how to computers
>Social Engineering
>meme tier
this is why you will always be poor anon
>chem
good luck competing with biofags, pharmafags, real chemists (degree on chemistry) and food tech fags
lol you’re fucked
All I see is to real degrees and a lot no need for degree you can learn it youself
You won't even get hired for an entry level job in Australia without spending 3 years at university.
That's because university these days is a globohomo compliance test for entry into white collar work.
>Chem Eng
>Normie tier
Are you a student or actually working?
Electrical engineer here working for a huge multinational corporation: life’s good. Yup, even in Greece.
>Electrical engineer here
are you fat and with a neckbeard like most of you are?
Go get your 300€ shit bike and bring me my souvlaki you Wolt delivery loser
I earn $180K in aerospace. It's not Google bucks but it's good enough for me.
I am a lawyer, what tier am I in?
In Spain? Fast food workers in the states earn more than you
I'm not going to fool you, you're right. I work in a somewhat important law firm, and I earn €50,000 a year, although half of that goes to taxes. Maybe I'll end up earning a little more, but I'll probably kill myself first
But at least you're surrounded by Spanish pussy, cheap wine, and good ham
he has to wake up in the morning and wonder if he was one of the infants taken from their mother on his birthday. in spain if you die before youre 24 hours old you don't have to report it. ripe for corruption...ask the church. they kept up doing what franco's goons started.
Where does Electrical and Material Science engineering
I really wonder why you took that question so personally.
Fuck enginaggers, all my niggas are technicians
>this post is sarcasm, i love working with you guys as long as you're not pajeet immigrants
Damn I regret taking a master's in engineering. I specialized in polymers, nanomaterials, and nanocomposites... fuckin useless. Can't find a job for the life of me. After 6 months, I've only managed to land 3 real interviews (and 5 AI interviews). I should have studied metals. Nanomaterials were relevant 10 years ago. Nowadays they are too specialized so the jobs typically require postDoc or higher.
I've been wagecucking in a trade-job in the meantime. Jesus christ these people are so normie and oblivious. I kid you not... "if inflation is going down, why haven't prices gone down as well?". Fuckin hell. I miss the times when I worked in the academia and could spend hours working completely alone.
Just gotta bide my time, I guess
despite literally creating wealth, manufacturing pays shit. learn to code and get paid 400k/yr to change the shade of blue on website buttons.
I know how to code. I am proficient in Python and many of its libraries. Many different projects I have worked on, ranging from machine learning and deep learning to computer vision. I also have basics in web programming. And since I'm an engineer, I of course have MATLAB, Labview, and Simulink. I should maybe pick up Javascript so I can finally get a goddamn job.
Supposedly a "strong economy" and a "strong job market" yet the companies keep reposting the same jobs for months on end and they barely respond. I should have just become a tradesman. Almost as well paid (actually more since you don't waste 5y on uni) and 100% job security. But my boomer parents convinced me to go to uni and be a proper engineer. Yeah, fuckin good one
i am convinced matlab makes people retarded. like that one compound in plastic water bottles.
i dunno bro, get creative. don't you guys have a shipbuilding industry? they should need engineers.
MATLAB is great. Simple and effective. It's not suited for advanced stuff. And thanks to its many plugins, there's actually a lot of stuff that can be dumbed down. Plus it has Simulink. Some companies like the software. I think Volvo uses Matlab quite a lot
Thankfully I have not reached the typical level of a /misc/ack as in I ain't a cuck. But it is pretty bad nonetheless
This. Matlab is actually fucking amazing. And very few people know how to use it properly.
Cuck, you got scammed
Engineers are some of the dumbest people I've ever met, but that's typical of most people with college degrees.
Electrical Engineering is *way* too fuckin' high heere, you dork.
Instrumentation engineering? Are you retarded?
Mechanical Engineering being meme-tier?
>Now I *know* you're retarded. Holy fuck OP.
>Electrical Engineering
Too simplistic. You have electrical engineers, electronics engineers, and computer engineers.
you also forgot nuclear eng, right up there with electronics eng as goat and closest to physicists.
cadfags btfo
>people still pushing the Learn to code meme when there's around 100 entry level jobs posted in the country per day and 250 computer science graduates per day
Engineering
Needs to be in meme tier
Engineering
Too vague
Mechanical engineering is great for industrial manufacturing including for aerospace.
Systems engineering is big picture and still useful for engineering team management.
Still electrical, electronic, and computer have major overlaps, but I'd place them all in GOAT or good.
IF you have chemical grab geological or petro, that should push into a realm that allows you to stand out.
Civil Engineering is also good tier.
I just interviewed for a quality engineer job at work
currently precision electromechanical assembler 2
it’s double my current salary
wish me luck
also where does QE rank on the list?
What are you doing? We need a dispenser here. Get back to work!
What about agricultural engineering/agronomy, OP?
It's the only engineering that can land you into a job here.
if you were doing chemical engineering here, I'd pretty much tell you to learn German ASAP.
Are there any part time remote chemE jobs?
>Electrical Engineering
Based choice and God tier. Very high demand too.
>Aerospace Engineering
Meme degree. If you don't graduate at the top of your class, you won't find any job.
>Software Engineering
Used to be God tier and now it's meme tier. ChatGPT pretty much killed the whole field.
>Mechanical Engineering
>Meme tier
Why so low? Mechanical Engineering belongs in the Good tier.
Also
>no Industrial Engineering
This also Good tier. Easy to learn and very high paying.
>no spreadsheet engineering
>no video game engineering
>no social media engineering
>no roastie engineering
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