Engineer at Facebook here. AMA

Engineer at Facebook here. AMA

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can I stop my computer from upgrading to Windows 11?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Zucc like IRL? Does he browse Reddit?

    • 9 months ago
      Facebook OP

      In the company meetings he's actually pretty normal and personable. He's clearly more comfortable speaking to employees and engineers than the public. He's also strangely passionate about the future of communication. Oculus is a big one for him.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with facebook?

    • 9 months ago
      Facebook OP

      Honestly, we have no idea right now. I do frontend development so I'm far removed from outages today. We're still able to get emails so the company is keeping us informed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [deleted post]

        can you do us all a favour and just improve fuckerberg's little empire with a pair of cable clippers?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >frontend dev
        You cunts and your suggested posts skirting my adblock, fuck you those are ads.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you love cum so much? Why must you gulp it in such amounts? It's crazy.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will you ever stop taking gnomish cock up your ass?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't you working on whatever is happening rn?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't you be, you know, doing something right now?

    • 9 months ago
      Facebook OP

      We're trying

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been studying mobile development for a couple of years and won't find a job, do you think i should give up and switch to webshit or something?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many years of experience did you have before you started at Facebook?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it down

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you spend all day spying on noods?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you use your nude detection services to scrape some Messenger conversations and dump some "private" porn for us?

    I mean, surely you wouldn't do it, but do you have the power and the means within Facebook to be able to do that?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board:
    https://www.teamblind.com/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats up with people on that website? bunch of tryhards

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIR MR ZUCKERBERG HAVE A BETIFUL MORNING

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your reaction to the facebook whistleblower leaks that recently got media coverage?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Facebook allow conspirachuds to spread misinformation on the site?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why *did* Facebook allow conspirachuds to spread misinformation on the site?

      FIFY

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just Zuck sending a message to the snitch?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which channel in the discord server can I reach you at?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://discord.com/invite/F4cB00k

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