Elon liked this tweet—why?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until (((they))) have him killed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his family is literally "they"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mark Zuckerberg himself is a member of the tribe, and you saw how quickly they all turned on him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mark Zuckerberg himself is a member of the tribe, and you saw how quickly they all turned on him.
          The Zuck will stab (((them))) in the back in the end because (((they))) shot down his crypto project at first.
          The vengeance of a little guy, if one ever gets the chance to, is devastating to everything in his path.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trips confirm devastating (((infighting))).

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At the end of the day the garden gnomes will have small disagreements amongst eachother but they are all friend's and agree on the main things as outlined by the protocols of the learned elders of Zion. Don’t be fooled that they are not a nepotistic tribe hell bent on your destruction just because they have minor disagreements/conflicts amongst themselves on occasion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks they have an ounce of in group loyalty
        They are quite literally some of the least trustworthy people on the planet anon, if there is one thing they hate more than outsiders it is their own.

        Elon's going to have to start spamming Twitter with diamond hands fomo shit for Tesla stock super hard, because it's well on its way to crashing back down to a more reasonable valuation

        As it should have two years ago. The only thing that inflated that stock was Redditors screeching about le science billionaire.

        You are thinking like a 5yo kid lol.

        The shit he’s talking about is literally what started events like the Great Depression. The market is just one big lemming train.

        Who'll be regarded more inefficient in the end?
        Donald Trump as president,
        or Elon Musk as entrepreneur.
        In any time other than funny money clown world none of Musk's "projects" would've come to fruition. Even though at any time the collective brainpower and manhours to achieve it would've been readily available.
        >let's throw funny money at electric cars
        >let's throw funny money at spess
        >why not when they're giving it out for free
        (meanwhile)
        >7 wives
        >8 divorces
        >13 kids
        >stable individual
        That guy's an asshole.

        At the very least Musk has SpaceX, which between Starlink and the Falcon rockets is doing well enough and has actual use. Aside from that Musk is pretty much a 21st Century snake oil salesman who gets retards to invest in his grandiose ideas that have a snowballs chance in hell of happening. People thought just because he smoked some ganja on Joe Rogans podcast and did some PR shit for Šöÿberpunk 2077 meant he was some cool guy, and his own hubris is destroying all of that. Only difference between the two is that one was in real estate instead and became president.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon musk is a secret garden gnome. His children are all in gnomish schools

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he insured against this by becoming a US military service provider

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is at the top so never.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh sweetie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pomf ID

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :-()

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Sage

    Fuck off

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet. But it seems like this guy spends a lot of time on there. He's going to break it.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember that time when elon got involved with cryptocurrency at the peak?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When he shilled his bags he accumulated from 2019 and dumped on normies? That was based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When he shilled his bags he accumulated from 2019 and dumped on normies? That was based
        hey... buddy... pretend space cost money.
        and teary eyed redditors like giving it away anyway. at least this way they get to play a lil game in the process.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he created the peak. before he got involved it was a pretty vanilla bull market

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tesla is the feces on the bloomberg terminal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Elons ego has grown in tandem with the price of Teslas stock, which just so happened to become the biggest meme of the tech bubble. He now actually buys into the whole normie worship thing about him being a real life genius Iron Man

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what should Anons do?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s right

    Buckle up, buttercup

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I truly hate that this is the way the future turned out. That its just this absolute asshole and his army of millions of retards deciding things.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon once stated he hasn't sold his Doge bags yet. Imagine if he just decides to dump it down a few zeros.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon once stated he hasn't sold his Doge bags yet. Imagine if he just decides to dump it down a few zeros.
      you've got to be very careful with the wording because he might not own much of it but he also stated he'd bought "some" for his son. which could very easily be the giga whale wallet. i mean, who else would has bought like 40% of the entire supply? snoop? classic pyomp n' doomp

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i mean, who else would has bought like 40% of the entire supply?

        Maybe that dogecoin millionaire retard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah that dude is just barely above water rn. He diamondhanded his stack pretty much all the way down to his initial investment. I’m pretty sure he also took on massive credit to buy into it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He at least makes money from his retarded fans through sponsorships

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we would have to see how patient he is not to throw his HUGE monitor after having to wait for his shit to be sold, transactions with dog coins usually take a long time and that's not counting the fees, better to stay with vinu at least I don't have to wait for my beard to grow before I can sell my shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon once stated he hasn't sold his Doge bags yet.
      Are you familiar with the following concept?
      >saying one thing
      >believing another

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boostraps.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you so concerned with his every move, homosexual boy?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why?
    CATS ON MARS LMAO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CATS ON MARS LMAO
      What a God-awful small affair...

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep, we were literally built to be cattle for the zog
    get back to work peasants

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its really telling how garden gnomes and their allies act in bear markets, massive schadenfreude and finger-wagging. its like they ruined their own party and blamed us for coming kind of shit. as much as i hate the elite garden gnomes doing this, i hate the smug industry insiders way more because they are the most disgusting of sycophants

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon's going to have to start spamming Twitter with diamond hands fomo shit for Tesla stock super hard, because it's well on its way to crashing back down to a more reasonable valuation

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get this shit. They act like everything is going to plummet 100% and never recover.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Okay okay everything I've learned about markets is a complete lie and I'm going to lose it all just because fuck me I guess. God I hate everyone.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and I'm going to lose it all just because fuck me I guess.
          That sum it up pretty accurately. But you still have a way out to avoid this grim fate the garden gnomes have decided for you : precious metals.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Okay okay everything I've learned about markets is a complete lie and I'm going to lose it all just because fuck me I guess. God I hate everyone.

      see

      remember that time when elon got involved with cryptocurrency at the peak?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to crash it so he can buy cheap and make even more money.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making everyone else believe that is the most critical part of buying cheapies. If other people have hope for better days, why the fuck would they sell their bags to you for cheap?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but they act like a shitton of people will lose their jobs and have their whole lives ruined for several years, including peoples pensions and portfolios getting wrecked. Are you too young to remember what the two previous recessions were like for normal people? It's not a fun situation and for a lot of people it will turn into hell

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TSLA is crashing and his attempted Twitter buyout is a failure, so he's trying to bring the entire market down with him

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right, but tesla is going to worse off than anyone. Elon will make sure of that.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to Prime us for a recession

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How selfless of him!

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because whenever something goes wrong personally for some individuals, their hubris leads them to believe that the bear market must have started. If their holdings are going down or if things they dont hold are going up, that must mean the top is in.
    Then the echo chamber effect kicks in when multiple people individually reach the same conclusions as a result of their ego.
    From there its just people saying it has to go down because "it just does, OK?!!?!" Only to get repeatedly BTFO between monthly wins of $10 on their lotto tickets.

    I damn near expect to randomly hear a story one of these days about Elon losing all of his health by trying to roll his holdings into SPY put options with week long expiry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *losing all of his wealth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are thinking like a 5yo kid lol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As do most people. Which is why there is no end to the stories about investors losing everything over ego bets, most of whom are bobos thinking that they can pull a Burry.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Burry has lost 9-figures ("trust me bro estimation") in 2021 with all his "smarts" on ridiculous leveraged bets on falling TSLA stock prices and rising US interest rates.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until everyone stops working. We will see what our "leaders" were made for.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >so many people retired because of my GREAT economy that we need to import more haitians IMMEDIATELY to this great country
      >t. jim brandon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Wait until everyone stops working.
      any day now

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Over 40% of Teslas were bought on credit/were leased, and that was due extremely low interest rates. Now that interest rates are rising, say goodbye to Tesla's cashflow and revenue number. No new suckers buying new Teslas on credit/leasing with their $19/hr McDonalds jobs.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt even make any money during this bull run because I hodld like a complete and utter retard. killmekillmekillmekillme

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who'll be regarded more inefficient in the end?
    Donald Trump as president,
    or Elon Musk as entrepreneur.
    In any time other than funny money clown world none of Musk's "projects" would've come to fruition. Even though at any time the collective brainpower and manhours to achieve it would've been readily available.
    >let's throw funny money at electric cars
    >let's throw funny money at spess
    >why not when they're giving it out for free
    (meanwhile)
    >7 wives
    >8 divorces
    >13 kids
    >stable individual
    That guy's an asshole.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >a monkey throwing feces at a bloomberg terminal is a smarter investor than those who bought into dogecoin on the news of his SNL performance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek at the final tweet

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have company that's all about attracting rich liberals
    >do a complete 180 and go full trump
    Yeah man that's a fuckin' genius move! Elon is a smart and doesn't afraid of nothin'.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Checked.
    It sounds like a cryptobro cucked him or something.
    He is ornery lately.
    Grimes back on dat carousel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because TSLA is getting BTFO and his access to liquid cash originates with loans taken out against his holdings. So if his ship is going down, he needs all the other ships to go down too, otherwise he just gets priced out and is stuck with a loan he can't pay back.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elon seethes at all the VC funded tech startups created by 20 year old spergs who've been able to operate on a loss for years now because of the golden bull market

    he wants to watch it all burn and so do i

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong. I'd browse /smg/, buy 1k shares of whatever stock they were shilling, sell it when it goes up a bit, and make a 500 - 1500 dollars.

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