Labour can take hours. Most of the time it's just sitting around and waiting. It's a little cringe but I saw it a lot when I did my OBGYN rotations.
There is absolutely no way that article is genuine
The gorilla IS very handsome. The novelty of a handsome ape is exactly the kind of thing that attracts people to zoos. Article is real and he was basically a celebrity for a long while.
Talk to other future dads, nurses, janitors etc.
Don't be a fuckking child playing videogames in hospital.
this, you should be in the moment mentally, thinking about your childhood and your parents, thinking about how you'll be as a parent, being there for your wife. You shouldn't be distracting yourself with a screen.
fucking kid is born in 2023 its fucked anyways
>hurrr lee sensible opinion
>look how normal and not cringe I am
How would you feel if your dad were playing mario kart while you were coming into this world?
nta but why would anyone care?
I would care if my father was a fucking loser
My life would be a greater joke than it already is. To not just be born into a world of soulless virtual entertainment, but to have your own father indulging in said world at the moment of your birth, that would send me over the edge. I would consider myself in possession of a license to kill. After all, none of us are real here, are we? It's all just a game. Kill or die, it doesn't matter. My birth was a spawn point, my death shall be nothing more than a number.
dad be spawn camping you ready to unload that emotional attack.
>dad's fake game world is more important than his own family
>hurrr lee sensible opinion
>look how normal and not cringe I am
cursed reality we live in when being sensible is contrarian cringe
How is playing a game, especially a narrative one, any different than reading a book while you wait? Would you be mad and call your father childish of he had read a fiction book?
Bro it's no fucking wonder doctor visits waste hours of time. Dipshits like you think hospital staff are obligated to be his time kill and distract the fuck out of them.
There is absolutely nothing fucking disgusting about wanting to fuck GILFS
>waiting in hospital
Lmao, just go home and cheat on your wife while she's giving birth.
I was doing PDE and complex analysis homework during downtime for the birth of our third child.
you brought 3 kids into this hell? i hope you suffer for eternity
Bg3 so good though, there are plenty of retards posting their sexual experiences with the characters on vg though and as well as reddit i assume as this site is just a reddit client reassuring that it's not. I personally rbjoy it very much though (the game not oversexualiding of characters as the characters are pretty average; haven't fapped to dao characters either, god ate other people retarded compared to me)
>Bladur's Gate 3
The holy trinity of annoying redditcore they won't shut up about
The picture is funny, but the text is pretentious nonsense from another self-righteous loser.
Thought the same thing. You can tell whoever made the original is a LULZ tard with a hateboner for specific games.
When my son was born I never even thought about bringing a fucking game console to the hospital to distract myself. This is the birth of the next generation in your bloodline and youre going to be playing video games during it like a child. Its not only degenerate its fucking disgusting and a form of neglect in my eyes.
Its not like you are required to be there, I mean you are not the one who does birthing thing
Yes you are required to withstand the born of your own son.
What kind of father do you want to be?
You can always tell who's a massive homosexual by the words they use. "Bloodline" is one of those words. Get over yourself, anon.
The last thing a pregnant woman needs is to be smothered. She just needs you to be available, not constantly hovering over her. 60 years ago the father wasn't even allowed back, he just had to wait in the lobby.
It's a lot of waiting for something to happen, and then once it happens the baby mostly sleeps.
Even if you just wait in the lobby your presence is enough. Do you really value vidogames over your own kid?
Dude, if you're doing things right and showing up early it can take a solid 12-24 hours from water breaking to actual delivery. My grandfather was in the lobby reading the paper and listening to the radio when my dad was born.
You're present. You're in the room. You're available at a moments notice to do anything, and most of the time the most important thing you can do is back the fuck off and give her some breathing space. There's going to be long periods of idle time. Sitting idle with your hands in your pockets is no different than sitting idle playing a game. It's all performative, except you're not even performing for someone.
>Do you really value vidogames over your own kid?
That's what the previous 9 months were for. You're supposed to have all your shit together in advance. If anything, enjoying that "Last meal" has its own metaphysical significance.
>too obsessed with vidya to have any tangible grasp on monumental realities
>likely not religious
This Redditor's son is going to end up becoming an r9 user..
Labour takes a while. I always found the "dad has to be there when the child is born" costume a giant shit test.
>impatient 30 something dude in the waiting room talking to all of his relatives on the phone about how fucking his wife resulted in what everyone expected
meanwhile i have to get a result on weather or not I'll need a mandatory surgery because of shit teeth genetics
If it's not vidya it's youtube or some other consooomer thing so what's even your point
man people in this thread really care a lot about this kind of shit don't they? Why do you have to do nothing for hours on end when you're having a kid? I'd understand being upset if they were still focused on the game when the baby was being born, but literally who cares otherwise? You aren't directly involved in the birthing process except to maybe be there for emotional support and are usually not even supposed to be in the room for most of it. Who cares? If you honestly think it's "childish" or something you're retarded.
>"you mean literally once or twice in my life I have to be without my bing bing wahoo for maybe up to TEN WHOLE HOURS?"
>"what am I supposed to do then, worry about the health of my wife or think about the future of her and her boyfriend's child? Ugh, that's so not current year"
At least he's there, plenty of fathers aren't.
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