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Eating is not a pleasure, it is a duty

Eat what your body needs, not what it wants, and no more. Sleep well and move your ass from your chair. Or die in a hedonistic hell, your choice. Investment on anti-aging research is massive and it's becoming bigger and bigger by the minute. Every book being released instantly gets outdated. Only those who can cope with the flow of information and able to keep their instincts in check and do what is necesary will survive the grim reaper.

You want to die now? You are a dumbass, maybe you do deserve to die after all.

Death is not unavoidable. Death is a meme. The oldest one. Be wise enough to reach warp speed, or die among the rest of the animals.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just eat shitty food bro because taking pleasure in eating is le bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so destructive?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is just a Torture Junkie. Or a bot made my torture junkie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you? Fuck, what is with it with you fish-poaching dagos and your insufferable dunning-kruger arrogance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eat some vegetables and some fresh stuff, anon
      >'make me'
      Americans...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You vill eat the mett and you vill be happy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I like food and being kind of fat, men who are fit are only an interest of homosexuals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dies for what women think
      ok

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BRO THEY'LL JUST GIVE US A PILL THAT MAKES US LIVE 200 YEARS OR SOME SHIT
    boomers have been saying that stupid shit for decades.
    Let's say such a pill WILL be invented.
    Let's say such a pill WILL be affordable.
    Even if we concede these two huge Ifs, you know what will happen?
    >GOY, NOW THE AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY IS 500 YEARS!
    >WE WILL RAISE THE RETIREMENT AGE
    >YOU HAVE TO WORK UNTIL 490
    Great. Five fucking hundred years of wageslavery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this so much, everything will be pozzed to hell, and only the elites will get to actually enjoy shit like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this so much, everything will be pozzed to hell, and only the elites will get to actually enjoy shit like this.

      it's not about a single pill brainlet, it'll be a treatment based on several lifestyle, diet and yes pills and HBOT.

      So far we know metformin and NAD+ precursors work, as well as stem cell injections, HBOT, periodic extreme temperature exposure, fasting, ketogenic diet and good sleep patterns, as well as the xenohormetic molecules you can find on organic plants.

      and there's a ton I'm proly forgetting cause I'm writing rushed, don't wanna waste time on you bottom feeders

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enlighten us then, oh wise homosexual.
        I doubt this shit is going to be mass produced (first big If). I doubt it will be affordable. And I doubt the elites will let us *spits on the ground* filthy GOY n-wordS enjoy our extended lives. In literally every country in the world working conditions are getting shittier and shittier. More stress, more work, not being able to retire until you're (life expectancy - 5) years old.
        I remember reading a paper, it said that lots of men die suddenly after they retire. There's a sudden drop right after you retire. If you can get past that, you can "enjoy" your retirement. Basically you can enjoy being a brittle boned limp dick viagra n-word for like 10-15 years until you drop dead and they have to bury another stupid goy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >do my job
          fuck off, you do it, and by doing it you will gain the most important thing which is self reliance. Stop consooming easy shit homosexual.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >starts thread
            >uhh but I don't feel like telling you guys
            >I'm tired, I have a headache
            >you do it!
            >you should know what I'm talking about
            >uhhhhhh
            you behave like a woman

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You just want an easy recipe, like every fuckin retard in this hedonistic society.

              Alright here goes some of what I know:

              Eat ketogenic (almost no carbs)
              Eat organic plants
              Eat once or twice a day at most
              Cold exposure
              HBOT
              Stem cells
              Moderate exercise
              Metformin + NAD precursors
              No alcohol, no smoking
              Optimizing sleep: no screen time 2 hours before bed and always sleeping on the same window
              Always be a bit hungry, adversity mimetics are very useful to signal cells to stop dividing so much and start maximizing efficiency.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Open your mouth so I can give you an organic and keto friendly soft serve chocolate ice cream. Fucking idiot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keto doesn't mean buying shit labelled as "keto friendly" brainlet

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You want to die now? You are a dumbass, maybe you do deserve to die after all.
    You will die one day too, just like the rest of us. Deluding yourself otherwise is just a fear reaction to death, because you can't let go of your own ego.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will live as long as I can. Which will be a hell of a lot longer than you, if you think like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I will live as long as I can.
        That's fine.
        >Which will be a hell of a lot longer than you, if you think like that.
        I live healthily. I'm active every day and mostly don't eat like shit. This is in order to not feel like shit though, not to extend my own life. Having an unhealthy fear of death in the amount you displayed(wanting to live forever) is childish as fuck and indicates you're ego driven. Death is inevitable and there's nothing you can do that will stop it.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the carnivore diet for a month and lost 15 lbs but recently switched to intermittent fasting. Still losing weight just slower. Humans need adversity. Our bodies thrive on adversity. Our ancestors didn't open a box or package of "food" and eat continuously all day. By keeping same calories just only eating during an 8 hour window with 16 hours fasting youll lose weight. Youll get rid of sleepiness by dropping sugars and processed foods. Just food or lack there of for thought

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >technology will make me live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Sorry technophile, but your promises of immortality are just like all the ones that came before. Your next car is gonna have 4 legs and run on grass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm telling you to take action instead of giving up you fucking retard. I'm not the one bringing you immortality, you will be if you're willing to learn and inconvenience your brain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you want fantasies godhood or of living forever, there's plenty of religions to choose from. Your goals are going to become a lot more realistic once USD's collapse becomes obvious to all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DOOM AND GLOOM
          you can also fuck right off, things have been way tougher when we were hunter gatherers and you didn't see people whining like homosexuals like you do today, when things are sooo fuckin easy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just because things are "easy" right now, doesn't mean they will be and it doesn't make the impossible possible either. You will die and so will Bill Gates, George Soros, Romney, Pelosi and the Rothschilds. Nobody gets away, but if you can't live without false hope I won't take it from you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you will
              Stop fearing the future retard. Take action you depressed fuck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Stop fearing the future retard
                That's rich coming from someone that obviously fears death(the unknown) so much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Death is pretty known. You stop breathing, your brain stops processing, and that's it, you become food.

                I don't fear it, I just don't think about it and make sure I do what's necesary to maintain my body in perfect conditions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't eat processed foods and grow a lot of my own shit. I already have 200 lbs of honey this year in my hives and I will probably outlive you. bros were living to 110 a thousand years ago, put down the technocopium.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >honey
                >healthy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can put it in star trek technobabble if you need me to appeal to your religion to listen.

                https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4450150/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm aware of this, but honey has a shit ton of sugar, so unless you're doing extremely low quantities, it's not healthy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna keep gardening and eating lard and honey, and you can take your synthetic crap and run around in circles like a cardio bunny. We'll wait and see if you really are smarter than thousands of years of human tradition and wisdom.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not sure what synthetic crap you're talking about, I'm talking about being in the most natural state for human beings, that of burning fat, which is impossible if you carbload.

                You can probably get away with some high carb periods though, I'm not sure of the role of historical seasonality and food availability on this.

                >A thousand years of human tradition and wisdom
                Didn't save anyone from death. We must be better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't save anyone from death. We must be better.
                You won’t be. You’ll be just as dead as everyone else.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I don't care to think about death, but about how I can improve my health now. Longevity isn't just about living longer, it's about being the best organic machine you can be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's about being the best organic machine you can be.
                That is just fucking sad, lol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why? does language sadden you? It is what we are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can try, I'm looking forward to plum season. Good luck finding your philosopher's stone, but my money is on you joining the ranks of all the others who looked for it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather die trying without making any assumptions than, instead of making any self-fulfilling prophecies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The inevitable death of all living things seems more like a fact of life than a prophecy to me. I guess some people have to cope.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny that you share that pic of an egyptian tomb, seeing how you might die much like them, from heart disease due to eating bread with every meal. They were called "bread eaters" by other civilizations, that's how sick they were kek.

                >The inevitable death of all living things seems more like a fact of life than a prophecy to me
                >muh entropy
                there's a jelly fish that can regenerate endlessly and only dies due to being eaten by predators.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad you aren’t a fucking jellyfish.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well he said "all living things must die" which just isn't true.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I already have 200 lbs of honey this year in my hives and I will probably outlive you.
                Got 150 last week. Fucking tasty!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even my own mother was ever kind to me. I was rather old when l discovered that food in huge quantities was like heroin to me and l did not get even chubby until l had severly abused it for many years because l have a strong metabolism (all my sisters and brother is skinny and tall). Now food is ky only comfort and qithout it l i stantly fall back into planning my suicide but l don't want to commit that sin.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad I have a net worth of $15m, it'll be much higher by the time aging is cured.
    As Yuval Harari, my boy from Israel, said. Soon the poor won't even be able to be consoled by the fact that "we all die"
    We rich will live forever, sipping champagne, and you monkeys will ALL DIE. AHAHAHAHA

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you. I’m going to do what I please. If I want to say drink (and I do) I’m going to do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your early old age riddled with pain and early death homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoy your early old age riddled with pain and early death homosexual
        I will, thanks. Until then, bottoms up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You wont like it so much when it comes, fuckin idiot. You must be a zoomer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. I’m 43. Already lived longer than my father. Survived all kinds of crazy shit I shouldn’t have. It’s gonna end at some point. Doesn’t make any sense living in fear of it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not about fearing it, it's about making proper maintenance so that you not only live longer but you will enjoy your life until almost the very end instead of clinging to life like a corpse at 80.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not about fearing it, it's about making proper maintenance so that you not only live longer
                Nah, I’m good. Endlessly prolonging life for reasons? doesn’t make too much sense to me. I’ve known health freaks who died at 30, and people who drank, smoked and fucked their way through life who lived to be 90. Your time is your time. No amount of tap dancing is going to change that.
                >but you will enjoy your life until almost the very end instead of clinging to life like a corpse at 80
                Or I could REALLY enjoy my life now and happily pay the cost later.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Endlessly prolonging life for reasons?
                Why are you still alive then? Your very thought pattern is that of a sick man, it's a vicious circle which ends in self destruction. Rip.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are you still alive then?
                Couldn’t tell you. It’s a Christmas miracle.
                >Your very thought pattern is that of a sick man, it's a vicious circle which ends in self destruction. Rip.
                Or a realist. I’ve yet to meet anyone on their deathbed who said anything close to “I wish I had enjoyed my life less.”

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not much difference between a so called "realist" and a pessimist. Self proclaimed realists also said that a man couldn't fly, once.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not much difference between a so called "realist" and a pessimist.
                Incorrect. I am an eternal optimist.
                >Self proclaimed realists also said that a man couldn't fly, once
                Men can’t fly, no matter how fast you flap your arms.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man can fly, through his divine creative spark. Man can do basically anything if he manifests it properly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men sit in a machine that flies. They do not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. But through this machine, something only Man can create. We may do exactly what we wished. And as we improve and create better machines, we can make closer reality from our dreams.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or we will create a dystopic hellscape nightmare that strips us of our little remaining humanity and puts us in a slippery banana peel toward destruction.
                Gonna be fun as hell to see which happens.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a parody of yourself. Man has been changing thanks to technology ever since we made fire. The only difference between dystopia and normality is perspective.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or we will create a dystopic hellscape nightmare that strips us of our little remaining humanity and puts us in a slippery banana peel toward destruction.
                Gonna be fun as hell to see which happens.

                To explain further, you think modernity is worse than the world you grew in because it's a world you don't recognize as home. Same reason why you can't change your mind about the inevitability of death. Old people without scientific backgrounds have a brainrot that slowly consumes them and talking to them is useless because they will never even try to understand your arguments.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With age comes experience. What you call brain rot is awareness. Technology is both a blessing and a curse. When you get out of shirt pants you’ll understand that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's also a bunch of crippling assumptions based on the experience of one individual. By the way I'm not much younger than you, 35.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >By the way I'm not much younger than you, 35.
                I would have guessed you still had placenta behind your ears.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish. Remaining young is my objective. Enjoy the grave.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dumbass

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also needless to say, white guys need not apply for this. Anti aging drugs are going out based on equity, blacks and asians and other racialized groups have lower life expectencies due to stress caused by systemic racism, so they need anti aging first and foremost.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    use iodized salt at home and you won’t crave fast food.
    Most people use sea salt at home which lacks iodine but they use iodized salt at fast food.
    Cravings occur due to nutrient/mineral deficiency.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Surprisingly, the only place that used iodized salt in food preparation was Burger King,"
      https://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/720930

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dislike the im gona live forever homosexuals

    eat healthy wimhoff breathing carrot juice

    trying to pretend you are in control of the future

    you aren’t, when your time is up that’s it, get the fuk over it

    life begins the moment you accept you are already dead

    lose your fear homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. The rich will live for as long as they please you filthy pauper

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just made over 38k on my short position. Am I supposed to not treat myself to a steak dinner? Keep seething poorfag. Animal n-word piece of shit.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many n-words are going to be in that utopian image?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
    >I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
    >I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
    >I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WOW BRO U TOTALLY GOT IT ALL FIGGERED OUT BRO LIKE YOU'RE THE ASCENDED ONE WITH YOUR GR8 WISDOM AND WE PEASANTS NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO HOW YOU'VE SOLVED ALL THE PROBLEMS!

    FUCK off, you sanctimonious pseudo-intellectual cocksleeve.

    You're right about eating, in the same way a broken watch is right twice a day. Everything else is abject egoic stupidity.

    Only a fool would want to live forever. The erosion and burden of time and memory would inevitably crush your sanity and leave you in a never-ending hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only a fool would want to live forever
      You retards always conceive as aging treatment as genuine immortality, as if getting hit in the head with a sledgehammer still won't do you in. Maybe it wouldn't do you in I guess, given you have no brain lol

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don't get the nutrients our bodies need from food anymore. That's why people overeat and get fat.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    n-word, there will be no Ringworld future. Just a Clown Rimworld, where all you'll be doing is give gay rim jobs to trannies while the elite will enjoy the fruits of advanced technology.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rimworld
      Pretty based game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never live in a luxurious mountain base enjoying ambrosia while your mechanoid army slaughters raiders outside.
        why even live bros?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so tru

          Google says longevity escape velocity by 2029

          nani?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that pic a halo ring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fuck's a halo ring?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Google says longevity escape velocity by 2029

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also explain for the retards what Longevity Escape Velocity is:

      It's the theoretical date from which people will be able to keep extending their lives potentially indefinitely.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually no, shit explanation. It's the date at which the velocity of scientific progress on anti-aging will be so fast that people living on that year will benefit from the first anti-aging treatments.

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