Dwelo "smart" lock

The slumlord apartment managers made everyone have these stupid smart locks, there are no keys, you put in a PIN.
It fucking breaks whenever the wifi is out. It doesn't automatically reconnect when the wifi turns back on, and will lock you out.
The stupid company that made this shit and their dumb ass chinese spyware app should be eviscerated. I'm going to kek when theres a power outage and people come home from work and locksmiths drill holes straight through all of them because there is no other way through.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just swap the door.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what does that even mean

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        SWAP THE DOOR

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Remove the hinges bro

          retard

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            what does that even mean

            https://i.imgur.com/IjrwMTK.jpg

            The slumlord apartment managers made everyone have these stupid smart locks, there are no keys, you put in a PIN.
            It fucking breaks whenever the wifi is out. It doesn't automatically reconnect when the wifi turns back on, and will lock you out.
            The stupid company that made this shit and their dumb ass chinese spyware app should be eviscerated. I'm going to kek when theres a power outage and people come home from work and locksmiths drill holes straight through all of them because there is no other way through.

            >be esl OP
            >make shit thread
            >act confused when someone tries to help you
            >call both retards when they try to help you again
            I can see why your landlord is trying to lock you out.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You moron, what the fuck does "swap the door" mean,
              you want me to remove the hinges on my fucking door? just have it fall down whenever I open it??

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Has to be bait, nobody is this retarded

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Remove the hinges bro

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally just open any of these locks with a strong magnet lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes let me carry around a magnet every time i leave the house

      Has to be bait, nobody is this retarded

      stop baiting me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Keep it in your car retard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a fat fuck like you I walk places often instead of only walking to my car

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So you don't have a car then. Because if you did keeping a magnet in your trunk or glove box would not be an issue

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't keep a magnet on him at all times
        enjoy having no attraction fag

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's stupid how manufacturers design 'smart' devices to require wifi in order to function. Wifi is inherently unstable and requires internet access from your ISP to work. They should be using their own wireless local network like zwave.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My wifi works without internet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee those smart locks requires connecting to their cloud service(internet) to work, so it wouldn't matter.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That is what happens when you pay to live in someone else's house.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, but since it's a shitty smart lock, the landlord can remotely unlock your room without your knowledge anytime they want. I can't believe people pay $2000+ month to live in a literal prison cell.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Normal smart locks has physical keys too ,they're just hidden.
    They also should have batteries inside in case of power outage

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > Doesn't own his own dwelling
    Ngmi homosexual

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