Based or cringe?
Drunk driving
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Based or cringe?
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Seriously juan, what is the deal with mexicans and drunk driving?
>what is the deal with mexicans and drunk driving?
I used to do this all the time tbh. After a few arrests and a lot of money later, I’ve decided it’s a bad idea.
unfathomably based
the problem is it's illegal to begin with. should have never been made illegal
Pussy
>a lot of money later
I pulled the deuce in 2005...figure it cost around 30K including the massive insurance fucking I got.
I think the punishment being putting you up in front of a bunch of moms who's sons died from getting hit by drunk drivers is probably the best example of a success in the penal system to ever come out of America. Screw no weird punishment or whatever it's called, punishment to fit the crime and really make you stop is really good.
Fuck those NPC cattle. If I kill someone while based driving, that's their problem not mine.
Most people are people, anon. Most white people anyways.
I'm the only real person alive. Everyone else is a worthless NPC to be plundered by me. God put them on this earth for my enjoyment alone. If I can't kill them what's the point?
Sounds like you are the NPC m8.
Actual humans care about the consequences their decisions have on the other people.
Wrong.
Fuck kids. They're NPC cattle goyim. I am the only sentient person in this universe. If this wasn't true I would be able to literally physically see and feel the experiences of the other "people" around me. But I can't. This means they are not human.
Not only an NPC but a pathological narcissist as well. Literally thinks the world revolves around him.
What a sad existence. I bet you wonder why other people can't stand to be around you (oh wait I forgot, other people don't exist, so their opinions can be discarded).
I'm going to run over a nagger baby in a stroller
Your here without a celestial goal of some kind, you have the existential goal to keep existing, and this is done most effectively by having kids and helping those around you have kids, because these kids are just kinda off-shoots of you most of the time so it's way closer to perpetual existence than you'll get with just dying at you. And treating everyone else with some level of respect enables them to think of a possible biological deal with you to have kids.
An npc's first thought process is always solipsism. absolutely pathetic. Hopefully some other retard who thinks he's the only real person drunk drives and crashes into you and dabs on your corpse lmao
Based
Going to an AA meeting as part of my sentence and hearing some poor kid bawl his eyes out as he told us how he killed his best friend drunk driving was enough to make me put a stop to it.
Dinking and driving shows that you have no regard for your own life or the lives of others so if you do it regularly you should probably just rope and spare the people you may one day hurt.
I opted for Smart Recovery instead. AA was too “preachy” for my tastes tbh. We had a guy on his second DUI pass out at a red light while drunk on probation. Locked up until his 3rd trial and did over a year for his 3rd. He also lost his license for like 5 years and yes, it was a beaner
I only went to one AA meeting because they're a bunch of christcuck boomers with no self control.
I'd really hate to have my prospects for quitting alcohol dependent on my submission to a "higher power."
Would this work for any kind of addiction at all (like porn?)
what the fuck kind of advertisement is this exactly?
>are you an addict?
>consider this range of pills
>brought to you by pfizer
>may one day
oh no I may possibly someday probably could eventually likely do something
>you have no regard for your own life or the lives of others
yeah I don't
cry about it fag
This is why we need criminal law.
Decent people don't make decisions that hurt others. Narcissists/psychopaths have no conscience and do whatever suits them even if it hurts others.
Criminal law is designed so it's in THEIR interest to not behave like an ape, because otherwise they get thrown in a cage. They may not care about others but they care about themselves, so they don't do it.
>driver in front slams on their brakes
>crash into them instead of stopping
>"wahh it's their fault!"
you won't do shit homosexual aussie
enjoy your vax camps
two raging homosexuals who have no problem killing a minivan full of white children and their mother driving back from a birthday party. Please, as other anon has said, noose your worthless nagger selves as soon as possible nobody wants you and you deserve no future
posts like these make me drive drunker
you sounds madd
You sound like a nagger
how many nukes does israel have?
speculate.
wah wah
shut up pussy
Do you believe we should reduce speed limits and govern cars to about 40mph max? If not then you are accepting tens of thousands of deaths and carnage so you can get to your wage slave job faster. We could literally end vehicle fatalities overnight, but you won’t agree to heavily limit speed.
I used to do it
wouldn't recommend
based if you can handle it but 60% of people cant
Dick Chaney has a few duis and he is just fine
subhuman
Don’t drink and drive; you might spill your beer.
Exactly.
Only drink at red lights.
I think it's retarded to punish drunk drivers who kill someone so severely, but then treat drunk drivers who get caught by RBT so lightly.
Both are risking the lives of others, one just happened to get unlucky and hit a family of 4. We should punish the reckless decision not the consequences.
Guarantee the people who have no problem with drink driving would change their tune quick smart if their wife/kid ended up in a wheelchair because some retard decided got behind the wheel after 8 drinks.
>8 drinks
That cunt below is a Mickoid from Mickistan.
If motor vehicle deaths were a real concern for society they would legally govern every car to about 35-40mph max. But they don’t because we’ve all decided it’s worth some death and carnage to get around faster. In addition to that, driving while sleep deprived creates reaction times worse than the intoxicated and texting and driving is on par with drinking but no real penalties for that.
Extremely based, I love driving after drinking some IPAs withe the gang and blasting Grimes or dreampop/shoegaze* in my car
*Dream pop/shoegaze sang by a female, male shoegaze singers are cringe
>male shoegaze singers are cringe
c'mon dude
UNQUESTIONABLY BASED. Drunk driving is the only way to drive in traffic. It's too frustrating sober. I don't see what the hubbub about fatalities is, I wouldn't mind if my life ended on a drive to the office. I wouldn't have to clock in.
The problem is making it illegal in the first place, that way people can't practice with small doses, I am an experienced advanced drunk driver by now.
About thirty (30) years ago we did not even have laws for it.
I’d get so banged up driving home from the bar, I’d ride the rumble strip to keep me awake. This is how I got my first DUI.
No way he wasn't tanked when he drowned that girl
I put on a pair of those distortion goggles the cops have when I was in college. I was laughing at everyone doing the walk and the cop tried to call me out. WHY DONT YOU TRY IT. I tried to decline but everyone started talking shit. So I put them fuckers on and when I got halfway through, I heard this chick say HOLY SHIT. I walked that shit perfectly, handed the goggles back to the cop and said," You thing I've done this before?" and walked off to the sound of crickets. I don't do that shit anymore, but I can drive shithoused if I need to.
Same but why take the risk when there's so many terrible drivers out there that can't even drive properly sober? I regularly see people driving in oncoming traffic or randomly slamming on their breaks, you hit them after a few drinks suddenly you're in big trouble even though they caused the accident.
Very, very based. I’ve done it many times without incident although the sketchiest was when I drove semi blacked out through central PA on my way back to Philly from a concert at 4 am and thought to myself “huh you know I oughta clean the sludge out of my engine” and then drove at 100 mph for a solid 10 mins without stopping as all the highways were empty at that hour and in that area. It was the most retarded thing I’d ever done but my thought process was that I wouldn’t have had the balls to go that fast and clean my engine out if I had been sober so I thought might as well do it now. Glad I didn’t die or get a dui. Ended up deciding to pull over last minute and woke up a few hours later in an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese parking lot. Good times
Extremely based Central PA supremacy
>Columbia County reporting in
Has a dui and wife killed a man by running over him although she was never tested
I did it for 10 years, never got caught, never crashed, never had anything bad happen. I don't mean had 4 beers and drove, either. I mean drank until I was black out drunk at the bar and woke up in my bed at home without any memory of driving home. Some people can do it, others can't.
The limit is too low. 2 beers puts me over the legal limit and isn't even enough to get me buzzed.
>t. alcoholic
I can knock out about 12 beers before I actually feel "drunk" so I go for hard liquor. It takes about a pint to do me in for the night.
>I can knock out about 12 beers
In College?
how fucking genetically weak are you that your body goes to shit after age 22 LMAO
We fat, member?
I stopped drinking aggressively years ago. I rarely drink now. Focus on just working out and training. My party days are drawing to an end.
No just over the course of an afternoon.
I used to drink like an actual boomer. Pretty much sipping on a beer all day long.
on the backroads done by a seasoned veteran? based
on main roads? not-based
Depends on how good you drive. I can be on an 8 ball, 12 pack, and quarter ounce all at the same time and drive perfectly. If you cant drive but do anyway, youre a nagger.
I’ll have 15-18 beers and get on the highway and watch some stupid shut on YouTube like Lou Dongs spiritual healing or some shit.
I jack off.
Repent and believe in the gospels
I scream "Oh god, oh god!" when Im about to nut, is that good enough?
8 ball is cheating, you can be drunk as shit and still drive better than if you were sober when coked out.
Can drive on pure coke the absolute best. I can conquer a nation on that shit.
There is a solution. The first step is admitting you are powerless
Its bad, don't do it. You will have your car confiscated and will face jail time also.
A bit of both. But it's still not a great choice because you could kill yourself, and even if you can drive drunk really well the pigs won't see it that way and will probably beat you down and make up a bunch of shit before they throw you in jail.
Bottom of the barrel degeneracy but unsurprisingly also really fun. Get caught once and you can't do it anymore.
Drunk driving is so cool guy I am a tough guy
Drunk driving on a boat is goat
I've been sober for almost a month of quitting & I used to drive drunk/buzzed all the time. I day drank so much whisky that I built a tolerance. I would take my morning shots and go about my day. Never got caught but a lot of close calls driving like an idiot at night. Once it got to a point where I had whisky breath all day every day I knew I had to stop. I was surprisingly a better driver after a few, now I'm tired, more anxious and make more mistakes on the road.
Taking every bone in my body not to go to the liquor store and just have one last drink. I try to justify it so bad, but I know it's a bad idea, I'm not trying to go back to a detox center again
Good job buddy.
Not having it around is what I've found helps the most. When you're trying to quit you think about it and stress out over it.
Not going out and buying it is a lot easier than having it in the house.
Good luck dude.
A slight buzz does make you better at most things, since you don’t hesitate and overthink, you act on reflex immediately which is correct 99% of the time
Drinking is cringe. Drunk driving is evil.
Drunk driving is a mexican tradition
I was hit head on by a drunk driver .. fucked me up pretty bad lucky to be alive
Now you can marvel at all the drunk driving retards justifying their habits in this thread
i've been pulled over multiple times whilst shitfaced drunk and the cops just let me go.
white privilege is so awesome
feels astounishingly fun but can't really do it bc i just have too much to lose
Kill all drunks
I have so many live like a nagger stories since I grew up 30 mins outside DC. I took my girlfriend to a DC club with a couple of her friends and we got shit faced. I got pulled over twice that night and let go both times. One I followed orders. Two I played it cool. Three my gfs tits were out and she was slumped in the passengers side. Four I’m white.
Another time we went to a DC club with a bunch of girls. We wanted to smoke after the club then get some food. We all pack into my grandmas mini van and drive to an apartment complex to blaze. Next thing I know I’m being yanked out the drivers seat and slammed on the ground. I start fighting as hard as I can and the cops slamming me every where. I was cross buzzed and didn’t give a fuck. Empty 211s in the mini van every where and weed. Girls I’m with are under 21. I’m thinking might as well go out with a fight. They throw me in the back of the cop car and after questioning the 6 other people I’m with let me out and say get the fuck out of here.
Growing up like a nagger can be quite fun if your white and the Hispanic chicks in there prime sheeesh
I've never been to a club.
based, used to drink on the way to the club instead of the club itself cause fuck paying their prices and then drink on the way back from the club after changing shirts and putting on lens less glasses lol never got pulled over and saved 100 bucks getting pretty decently loaded every weekend.
Cringe is only when you can't even fuckin walk and you try to drive. It's like just dig a grave or get ready to go jail at that point dumb mfer
They are up there with pedophiles as the scum of society
I think a couple brewskis is fine if you’re not a complete retard. Especially if you’ve got beautiful scenery and nice tunes to accompany you
Yeah it's all about being cautious. If you're drunk or high and cautious, you're very careful. If someone's aggressive and drunk, they're taking excessive risks. Really depends on the person.
Then there's this shit, guy clearly wasn't intoxicated (though was guilty of a zoomer haircut)
Kek my friend sent men that the other day. My dad told me about being pretty hammered and getting pulled over in the late 70’s or early 80’s, told the cop he was close to home and the cop was annoyed but told him to just hurry home safely. I’m fine with threads like this as it pushes the Overton window back to something more sane. The majority of the country is hopped up on all kinds of shit weed adderall Prozac benzos, yet they give zoomer boy shit for blowing a 0.0. Shit I was pulled over a few months ago and the cop just nonchalantly shine a flashlight in my eyes like that’s fucking cool. Meanwhile a buddy of mine trashes his car drunk on the freeway and calls up his police buddy to he doesn’t have to face any consequences. Happy for him just wish us plebs could be granted the same courtesy
cruising in the country is peak
I do occasionally drive a little drunk but never blasted. I find that I usually only drive drunk to get more alcohol so if I just plan properly I can usually avoid the drunk driving but sometimes it happens.
drunk driving is australian culture
Love getting loaded on a hot summer's night, rolling down my window, and flooring it.
I crashed into a parked car once, wasn’t the best idea.
Drinking alcohol is degenerate you should be smoking homegrown weed.
I used to drive drunk a lot but it's honestly a really bad idea but I still drive tipsy since I have more control behind the wheel.
I done it a few times and never been caught. One time drank two 40's and the cop couldn't perceive it at all. Also forgot my license and insurance, didn't bring em me. Eventually he as like man just drive home and I will leave you alone. Idk I just lucked out and went home. This was around 12am. Btw don't have a criminal record.
Drunk driving is retarded but open container laws are fascist. Just having a single beer doesn't mean I'm drunk.
As a serious drinker, I can honestly say, very cringe.
Drunk driving is incredibly based
Normies are so hypocritical about it, though it's crazy. They see nothing wrong with driving on 4 hours of sleep, but go full retard if you drive after a few beers, despite the former being objectively more dangerous.
Ridiculously overrated, 19-20 hours w/o sleep (like, staying out past midnight on a workday) has been proven to fuck up your driving worse than US legal 0.08% bac.
DUI is basically the boomer/soccermom version of "racism". Aka a social heresy they're autistically dedicated to getting rid of, actual facts be damned.