Premium quality iron buddha loose leaf tea freshly from Taiwan and mainland China, expensive af:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tieguanyin
Drinking iron buddha tea right now, Americans don't get it.
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Tea drinking simply terrifies Americans, they just discovered the electric kettle late last year:
https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/the-best-home-kettle/
'seppos live rent free in your head
are the amerimutts in the room with you right now?
Alright shill im sold. Link us some decent entry level stuff to buy.
For starters a simple Jasmine Green Tea will do, this one is $16.50 for 100g:
https://www.lupicia.com.au/16/chinese-green-tea/88/jasmine-mandarin
For Oolong Tea this one is classic, $30.50 for 100g:
https://www.lupicia.com.au/194/premium-oolong-tea/69/tikuanyin
If you like a bit of fragrance, this one is good too, $20.50 for 100g:
https://www.lupicia.com.au/194/premium-oolong-tea/68/golden-osmanthus
This one from T2 is $44 for 100g:
https://www.amazon.com.au/T2-Tea-Buddhas-Resealable-Refill/dp/B07S7KG97C/
Jasmine Tea from T2:
https://www.amazon.com.au/T2-Tea-Jasmine-Resealable-Refill/dp/B07NRZ38C1/
And White Monkey:
https://www.amazon.com.au/T2-Tea-White-Monkey-Jasmine/dp/B086PG97C2/
Because it's Amazon, you can subscribe the one you like, poo or chink plebs will deliver to your door for free. For plebs scented tea, T2's French Earl Grey is famous:
https://www.amazon.com.au/T2-Tea-French-Refill-60-Count/dp/B07DC3WKBW/
Sorry, I already own a microwave
you cant be serious, pfhahahahhaa.
>Americans don't get it.
There isn't much they do get they are stupid as dog shit and don't even know it.
Post nose
good shit
Black Tea is the lowest tier, suitable for the plebs;
Green Tea is in the middle, for middle and upper class;
High-end Green and Oolong Tea are for upper class, for reflecting the meaning of life and how to fuck up plebs while enjoying it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longjing_tea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biluochun
>doesn't even mention Hun By (Red Tea)
Based beyond recognition.
I use a kettle like this one:
https://www.breville.com/au/en/products/kettles/bke755.html
>thermo regulation
very nice
>kettle
I still use the metal classic-kettle
dunno why though
the only thing I like about the electric one is that it literally glows in the dark
go suck a cock you uppity homosexual. here's my tea you dumb cunt. go fucking cry about it dumb abo kangaroo fucker. your entire country got the vax and is going to die now.
your "tea" is literally diabetes
we have that stuff here as well, ngmi with that lifestyle
Tea has anticancerogenic/antioxidant properties, lots of nutrients
>anticancerogenic
You're a nagger, fuck your tea.
Biluochun can be a black tea dingus
>hot cinnamon spice
Did it come with a box of tampons and a tissue?
For me its alpine herbs tea
english breakfast master race
>iron buddha tea
I own compney, my t make you pp hard.
Yu by my tee... Yes!
you do know though that the water shouldn't be over 80°C, right?
That's some shitty lookin weed mate
Sounds gay, my niece used to be obsessed with bubble tea... You sound like a 12 year old girl bragging about some faggy tea you drink and guessing it’s probably nighttime where you’re at makes it even gayer
This is the only tea worth drinking
>teabags
>spiffingbrit
/misc/ humor threads get moved to /bant/, but a thread about chinese tea is fine here
Looks like crap. I prefer the real tea.
白毛猴
Well who gives a fuck?
Give me 3 bags of Twinings Assam Bold™over this melbourne-esque chinky poofter shit.
I somehow feel the red label pleb Yorkshire Tea tastes better than the POO Assam Bold. But these blacks are for drinking with food, like cake or cookies and tiny gay sandwiches, real tea is a companion of reading or thinking.
If you're tired of how commercial T2 has become, try this shop instead, they have some good stuff:
https://www.lupicia.com.au
sup LULZ
We drink tea, and we drink Asian style teas as well. They're in every Asian store around.
Tea is for homos. In 99% of situations where one could possibly drink tea, it would be much better and infinitely less gay to have coffee instead. Extremely occasionally, tea may make sense instead of coffee.
No L-theanine in coffee, just caffeine for the plebs.
I got mad chaga. I'm gonna sell it.
>Americans don't get it
Americans can "get" anything you fucking piece of shit
I prefer Super Skunk and AK47
Dem chinks roll those leaves up with their fingers.
The same fingers they used to pick their nose and dig in their ass.
I love that shit. Haven’t had it or thought about it in years. Craving it now.
I tried Tetley and PG Tips and they both sucked. Why would I chose tea over coffee?
>Tetley
TopKEK, that's for the lowest plebs, even pathetic office slaves refuse to drink it.
Go for a box of Red Label Yorkshire Tea to get started.
BUT, when I was visiting the land of shart I went Whole Food to get some black tea, forgot the brand, could be Yorkshire or Twinings - definitely imported because you ungrateful little rebellion mutts dumped all of them into the harbour - it tasted a bit sweet! I double checked it and it is imported, I suspected ~~**~~ added stuff to those to be sold in muttland. It's really scary if you think about it, not only all local produce are poisoned, those imported, as long as the destination is America, will be poisoned by them too.
Full of heavy metals and other toxins, because China. So healthy.
Taiwan is catching up, given Australia is a Chinese colony, products from both origins are widely available.
>consuming shit from a polluted shithole like china
You can buy Australian Grown (by Boganlanders) if you want:
https://neradatea.com.au/pages/australian-grown-black-tea
Or Packed in Australia, which the raw materials will be randomly tested when they imported through:
https://maduratea.com.au/collections/green-jasmine/products/dragon-pearls-40-leaf-infusers-refill-pouch
All other black tea you drink are grown in POO by POO because of Opium Wars.
Tea is gay and makes your teeth brown worse than coffee. Why can't the commonwealth subjects understand that coffee is superior in every way?
Nah you can all get fucked ya bunch of poofs: the tea.
I dont buy food made in China, India, Africa, or Latin America.
Why? I've lived in Mexico. I saw how incredibly stupid, ignorant, and illiterate most people are there.
I have zero confidence the locals read directions when applying herbicides & pesticides.
I have zero confidence the locals give a shit about the concept of "organic"
I've gotten cigarette butts in my tea but no big deal just pick em out
Yep, teas from China are known for having high concentrations of heavy metals. Just read Amazon reviews about people saying that they needed to wash their tea before using it because the first wash the water is gray from all the shit coating it. Disgusting.
I only drink organic green tea from Japan now. Not too expensive if you buy in bulk to subsidize shipping.
>Just read Amazon reviews about people saying that they needed to wash their tea before using it because the first wash the water is gray from all the shit coating it. Disgusting.
What low level shart did they buy?
What are the benefits of tea vs coffee?
L-theanine
Roobois is the true patrician tea.
pretty sure you're supposed to smoke that stuff anon lol
Looks like some Buddah alright, wheres my bong?