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Drag racing thread

Took my m4 out drag racing. Post times slips, prove you aren't just a conefag

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drag racing is destroying your transmission, engine and tyres.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tyres

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The toblerone nerf is a true travesty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tyres don't get tired

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not one of those stereotypical yanks who travels internationally and asks people "DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN?" are you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yanks
          Do you have a loicense to post here Patel?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird, I am at 140k miles and over 60 passes on my car and it's still good to go. Maybe you just drive jap cars that can't into drag racing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you dog on it and can't drive for shit.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thread over, best timeslip coming through

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >14.88
      Slow as shit, but based

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my best so far, have done more mods since and am hoping for mid to low 12s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazed this thread somehow managed to recover with the level of retardation in this thread. does LULZ even have a single janny?

      solid pass. mod list?

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      It started with a donor car, a Kia Forte GT SX. 1.6T swap including the wiring harness, ecu, trans, abs module, tcm, etc; about 100 hours solo in the carport, no lift. The axles are custom
      made.
      Mods: HKS M45XL, 3.5" sxth sri, 2.25" sxth hotpipe, muffler delete, custom midpipe, kdm tuners fuel line, kdm tuners TB spacer, godspeed coilovers, white line adjustable sway bar links, white line lower mount poly bushings, analog boost gauge.

      holy based.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mods on the hemi are a mild cam and bolt ons. Still running street tires

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    My buddy who does autoX always talked about how easy drag racing must be because muh straight line, took him to test n tune once and he kept getting r/ts of 1+ and shifted so slowly that he could only get 15s in a car that can do 13s. Its still not as hard to learn as a full road course, but drag racing is more complex than a lot of benchracers think, especially once you get to 400+hp machines

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think anyone who gets into a front mounted engine dragster or a jet car has more balls than an F1 driver

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish people understood the difference between bravery and just being a fucking lemming.

        Bravery is running into a burning building to save a baby

        Being a retarded lemming is driving something that takes little to no skill but might explode for no fucking good reason and kill you.

        Drag racing is the dumbest motorsport ever. It should literally only exist for engine builders to benchmark their engines. You can set the world record 1/4 mile and I will not respect you as a driver, and it's because I know you wouldn't make it through the first corner on a road course without either going spinning off into the grass or getting left in the dust.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

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          My buddy who does autoX always talked about how easy drag racing must be because muh straight line, took him to test n tune once and he kept getting r/ts of 1+ and shifted so slowly that he could only get 15s in a car that can do 13s. Its still not as hard to learn as a full road course, but drag racing is more complex than a lot of benchracers think, especially once you get to 400+hp machines

          That's you, post timeslip or you are just a benchracer

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            drag racing is for bench marking engines, literal bench racing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you need to go up to Blackhawk and get laughed off the track by the guys doing 1/8th, 1/4 AND the road track on the same day. I guess your autism lets you only focus on one thing at a time without breaking down mentally huh?

          I could fucking smell marajuana from the fucking entrance, fuck that shit.

          Damn bro they'd let you hit the blunt, give junior a couple bucks go bet on the grudge match. He might have been buying dinner that night.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It should literally only exist for engine builders to benchmark their engines
          uh yeah, thats kind of the point. drag racing is a race of engineers, drivers less so. there are some skills involved with driving a drag car, but your comparing apples and oranges. youre missing the point

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you steal my pic?
    Op photo owner here, that 60ft is embarrassing i know it

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much horsepower do I need to get my passat GLI to do this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it's a 1.9tdi just slap a fatter turbo on it and you're gold

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Run it in reverse and you should be golden

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to drag strip 130 miles away
    >full of n-words
    >40 dollar admission
    >no clue who to talk to about doing a pass
    kinda lost interest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont have friends, therefore drag racing is bad
      seems the solution here is to make friends

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could fucking smell marajuana from the fucking entrance, fuck that shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, so you are saying you drove 130 miles, saw there were n-words, and just left without making a pass?? So this is the power of ultra-autism

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was 40 dollars admission per person and I had my family with me, that would've been like 160 dollars to sit in a parking lot full of n-words.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              let me get this straight, you drove 130 miles from your place with your family to drag race, saw the admission prices and some black people and then all drove back without making a pass?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, went to a steakhouse instead.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds pretty based to me. Fuck n-words.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >willingly exposing your family to black people and their abhorrent culture
                No thanks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was the right move. Avoiding n-words is smart.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              $40 per person for a test and tune night admission? What would it have cost to actually run?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most places around here are 40-60$ for all day tnt plus entry I to a bracket race

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no fuckface, 40 dollars to drive into the gates.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which track?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holly springs motorsports

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice blogpost, drag queen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, so are you a conefag or a euro with a 180hp shitbox. Out of curiosity, which is it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grug push pedal grug go fast in line
        Muttshart drag queen lmao.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post body, I dont care what some eurotwink thinks about cars or any other subject for that matter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            here is my personal best on the right lane. tbh I think cars this fast would kill a fragile european "man" from the g forces alone. All of the real men either deserted the continent for the colonies or were killed in WW2, only effeminate eunuchs remain.

            You WILL kneel to the n-word, muttshart golems.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >not posting body
              kek, I knew you were a twink.

              Sounds like you need to go up to Blackhawk and get laughed off the track by the guys doing 1/8th, 1/4 AND the road track on the same day. I guess your autism lets you only focus on one thing at a time without breaking down mentally huh?
              [...]
              Damn bro they'd let you hit the blunt, give junior a couple bucks go bet on the grudge match. He might have been buying dinner that night.

              this. Most guys who are serious about bracket racing at the strip also do other types of racing as well

              drag racing is for fags.

              real bros stop light race in and out of traffic

              baste, I kneel to the street race Chad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >muttshart wants to see a mans body

                [deleted post]

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dont need to post a picture, it is already apparent you are a twink and your opinion does not matter. Might as well be the opinion and body of a woman.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >drag queen cope
                You will always be a gay mutt. Go die for Israel.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the reality of the situation is I am married with kids, no debt, and a 6-figure salary, and I say drag racing is fucking great.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >grug press pedal grug go fast in line ugg ugg
                A trained chimp can do that, Mrs. drag queen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                evidently not, look at OP or the guy's buddy from

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                My buddy who does autoX always talked about how easy drag racing must be because muh straight line, took him to test n tune once and he kept getting r/ts of 1+ and shifted so slowly that he could only get 15s in a car that can do 13s. Its still not as hard to learn as a full road course, but drag racing is more complex than a lot of benchracers think, especially once you get to 400+hp machines

                only a benchracer who has never done it thinks its easy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ugg ugg push pedal hard work durr

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh that was low effort b8 the first three times you posted it ITT

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Is this a really bot in the wild?

                >t-troll!!
                >b-bot!!
                amerishart COPE

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OK, twink until proven otherwise, opinion discarded

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >grug say straight line hard ugg ugg

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2004 Tiburon owner detected

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...] maybe you should read what your homosexual compadre learned about being slow. It's all just cope, cheaper to make a fast car turn with tires than it is to make an anemic one accelerate

                >car go straight ugg ugg

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. You must've got BTFO at the track to post like this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >grug go straight ugg

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't like drag racing, just don't post in the thread. Where is all of this butthurt coming from?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they all slow

                prob shit their pants over a 6.50 index car

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/v38vi4g.jpg

                Took my m4 out drag racing. Post times slips, prove you aren't just a conefag

                maybe you should read what your homosexual compadre learned about being slow. It's all just cope, cheaper to make a fast car turn with tires than it is to make an anemic one accelerate

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but your job involves playing with cum

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, also bump

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't deny it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that fucking anorexic lookin long haired homosexual creature

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >to
              on*

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based.

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                >i-i'm not mad, Y-YOU ARE!!!
                I'm not black, but judging how BTFO you sound for having 5 people tell you off, I can tell that you're more fucking retarded than the people you talk shit about.

                Black people are alright people, since they made a bitchy white homosexual go schizo on a thread LMFAO

                >nooo u cannot say the n word
                >writes blog post to defend n-words
                SEETHE pooskin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          here is my personal best on the right lane. tbh I think cars this fast would kill a fragile european "man" from the g forces alone. All of the real men either deserted the continent for the colonies or were killed in WW2, only effeminate eunuchs remain.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's fast, what car?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn, anon, that shits FAST

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        185 the front wheels baby

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *to the

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *theyre
          >185 theyre front wheels baby

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drag racing is for fags.

    real bros stop light race in and out of traffic

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prove you aren't just a conefag
    ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >s2000 anon
      hard to believe you ever go racing since you are always posting here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's tuesday and i dont feel like working anymore

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    conefags have more skill than drag racers though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who does half the things on that list, I can say the only people who think drag racing is simple have either never bracket raced or have only done so with a low hp cuckbox

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        autocrossers need to get a perfect launch to get the best times
        track racers drag race every straight and that's the most boring brain dead part of road racing where you check your gauges to make sure your car isn't overheating and check your mirrors because you have nothing else to do until your brake marker

        what you see as the main event is nap time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Thinks drag racing is boring because they run 13s (14s?)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t.thinks .5g is exciting

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I own bikes too m8, still fun to race cars. Also, lmao, 0.5gs is nothing, with a good tire you are looking at 1g or higher

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me press pedal. Car change gear for me. Me go fast for 11. Wahoo!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >0.7 rt
    Were you sleeping at the tree or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could hardly see the lights as the sun shined directly at the tree

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unprepped surface
        >no burnouts before start allowed
        >only 1/8 mile
        What a shit show this event was 🙁

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even worth drag racing if you run slower than 12s, I get that it's not fun then, tons of fun if faster

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he bought the special M edition
    >Still slower than an Infiniti without red sport package

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40 posts of conefags REEEEing
      >finally someone else posts an actual timeslip
      Thank you, Anon, that's a pretty good trap speed for the 1/8th

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that’s not stock, infinitis run with 340i’s not M cars

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kind of sad that changing the calibration puts it on par with an M car though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Until the M car gets a stage 1 tune

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying I didn't get the bottom tier AMS tune
            they have 3 power level higher than what I bought.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wtf does that even mean? How many pounds of boost are you running? What spark advance?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he bought the special M edition
              >Still slower than an Infiniti without red sport package

              That’s way faster than just a jb4 tuned q50
              https://www.dragtimes.com/Infiniti-Q50-Timeslip-30080.html

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jb4 map 2
                there's your problem. jb4 is not a valid tuning solution.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual travelled 130 miles
    >upset that black people likes things he likes
    >leaves without doing 1 (one) pass
    >went to a steakhouse 130 miles from his home
    >upset that black people were having more fun than him 130 miles away
    >posts about it on LULZ
    >is a stupid fucking frogposter

    Based bros doing their thang, and fuck that stupid retard for driving 130 miles to waste gas and shitpost about it on LULZ.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I compiled this retardation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Add her in screencap lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grug make cave painting ugg ugg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I compiled this retardation

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      No, at this point you're an absolute fucking homosexual who deserves every mile lost on your trip for being so fucking stupid and insensitive for your actions.

      Imagine being so beta that the sight of people black or not, that you waste the time of your family because you don't learn to suck it up and have fun. You're worse than the people who are legitimately racist and don't do it for clout on "muh chinese cartoon site".

      >n-word worshipping zoomer cuck thinks that anon is somehow retarded and is delusional enough to make a screncap
      The only thing worse than normal pavement apes is ones in to cars. Why would anon want to take his family to see a bunch of monkeys race clapped out altimas or v6 challengers anyway? He did the right thing keeping his family away from those animals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was the right move. Avoiding n-words is smart.

        Lol, the answer here is to look at prices and demographics BEFORE driving for hours. Absolute autist-apologists ITT

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres no demographics problems at real tracks because subhumans are incapable of actual driving thankfully

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you have to say to people who do both road courses and bracket racing on the strip?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              id say must be really fucking nice lmao

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 4 timeslips in this thread
    I can believe it. Drag racing in a bracket is absolutely the cheapest way to compete in amateur motorsports, with dial in you don't even need a fast car, but most of LULZ literally rides the bus and can't even do bracket drags

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I actually saved it, dumbass should have checked pricing before taking his family on a 5 hour road trip

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >130 miles is 5 hours

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ya, each way is 130 miles, 2 hours and then stopping for steakhouse makes it 5

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will admit that I should've checked the pricing but holy fuck I am not interacting with n-words.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Ya, each way is 130 miles, 2 hours and then stopping for steakhouse makes it 5

    I will admit that I should've checked the pricing but holy fuck I am not interacting with n-words.

    No, at this point you're an absolute fucking homosexual who deserves every mile lost on your trip for being so fucking stupid and insensitive for your actions.

    Imagine being so beta that the sight of people black or not, that you waste the time of your family because you don't learn to suck it up and have fun. You're worse than the people who are legitimately racist and don't do it for clout on "muh chinese cartoon site".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >insensitive
      >muh feeweehs
      LMAO n-word

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i-i'm not mad, Y-YOU ARE!!!
        I'm not black, but judging how BTFO you sound for having 5 people tell you off, I can tell that you're more fucking retarded than the people you talk shit about.

        Black people are alright people, since they made a bitchy white homosexual go schizo on a thread LMFAO

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? Are you actually going to bat for n-words? Post wrist, you must either be brown or have an endocrine problem, both of which can be shown by posting wrist, which you won't do because you are likely both brown and low T

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why you so upset abou blacks? Did they steal your wife and through your kid in the hood? No one can mentally be this upset about a group of people.

            Post yours, I want to see how autistic you are and how much you learn from MISC, because no regular person can be this much of a sperg about people they don't care about. Knowing how immediately you responded as well, I'm genuinely worried for you and should seek help.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh boy where to start, maybe it's the chimpouts and burning cities every election year, maybe it's how all the cities are now unlivable African shitholes full of crime. Maybe it's all the rape. Maybe it's the trillions spent keeping n-words alive while they do all of the above. Dumbass n-word-lover

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >seek genuine help
              Lol, this is excellent bait, but this cliche at the end gave you away

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I simply am not exposing my family to n-words, quit shitting your pants over it.
          also i didnt read.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drag racing is for fags.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drag racing is for bench marking engines, literal bench racing.

      Lol, ate you saying that as someone who has done it or are you just parroting what you heard on LULZ?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have never done it, or honestly any other kind of racing, but I am sure it is gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its pretty cool when its not god damn funnycars or track only trailer queens.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with funny cars?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was raped by them as a child

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2013 Kia Rio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit tier RTs, but holy shit how did you get a kia rio to run 13s?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bump, I still want to know how this Rio runs 13s

        Slow r/t and 60 ft but traps at 101. Big single turbo?

        Care to list your few simple mods?

        It started with a donor car, a Kia Forte GT SX. 1.6T swap including the wiring harness, ecu, trans, abs module, tcm, etc; about 100 hours solo in the carport, no lift. The axles are custom
        made.
        Mods: HKS M45XL, 3.5" sxth sri, 2.25" sxth hotpipe, muffler delete, custom midpipe, kdm tuners fuel line, kdm tuners TB spacer, godspeed coilovers, white line adjustable sway bar links, white line lower mount poly bushings, analog boost gauge.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The dragy 0-60mph on the 13.9 pass vs my best 0-60. I'm looking to aim for 12s, but it'll be quite the road ahead.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What an absolute sleeper

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How much did the draggy cost?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              dragy 10Hz GPS Based Performance Meter https://a.co/d/1dVhY4a

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slow r/t and 60 ft but traps at 101. Big single turbo?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Care to list your few simple mods?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bump, I still want to know how this Rio runs 13s

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no prep is the only way to race

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would it trap?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw f82 feels slow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mod it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turbo back, stage 2. 505 ish wheels

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHANG, ARREST THE n-wordS CHANG, DO YOUR JOB. I SAW A NIGGWR YESTERDAY CHANG SO YOU ARENT DOING YOUR JOB

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the awful first run from my Pentastar Challenger, the rt is so bad because I was racing my buddy and waited for him to launch first.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, and you still won. What was he driving?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then here's the second run again vs a V6 Charger AWD, but I had the a/c on lul

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here is a trick, leave on the third yellow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          noted.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ran an 8.60 in 1/8th with a stock civic b18 gsr swap.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mfw can turn but can't accelerate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn you should have bought a modern camaro or mustang so you could perform well at both

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drag racing
    Flyover garbage
    Touge is where it's at

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flyover
      You mean the whitest part of America. Enjoy your garden gnomeelry, n-words, and taxes on the coast. Post body, twink

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's another flyover cornbred mulatto hears coast and says something about being whiter than me, only for the epic reveal that I'm from New England thus whiter than he is
        never ceases to get a laugh out of me, God do I enjoy it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the only anglo ive ever talked to was a fat jackass who was obsessed with wanting to fuck n-word women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when are you going back to your shithole, ugly chink insect?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >Irish
    Lol, mutt

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >posting DNA results on LULZ
    What a loser

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You're a chunk
      >Actually I'm white
      >Heh, imagine trying to disprove my argument, you must be a loser

      Copium overdose, post your hand shitskin

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weight reduction+ coilovers+ big wheel/stocky tire is easy.engine modding and tuning is hard

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does LULZ always seethe about drag racing threads?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drag """racing"""
    >implying this is better than autocross
    wow so cool you can press on the gas pedal for a few seconds, well done John, here is your burger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >timeslip is in metric
      >"Here is your burger"
      Do you fags ever actually read the OP or is it just npc mode "drag racing bad" as soon as you see it's a drag racing thread?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who invented drag racing and where is it most popular? Even if its a euro it's literally the same mentality-the retard claims that drag racing is superior to forms of actual motorsports

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post car and body m8, don't care about the opinion of a DYEL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I ride the bus but my opinion is the only correct one because cars aside from going in a straight line cars also can turn therefore any form of "racing" that only involves using half of the car's functionality is not true racing. Cope, seethe, dilate, logic and objectivity are undoubtedly on my side no matter what you drive.
            >body
            Lmao, a steroid-taking nighermonkey is trying to use muh body as an argument. Have fun dying from a stroke at 45 lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What a strawman. You don't need roads ti not be a dyel. Opinion: discarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about (You) post your body with bread on abs you fucking twink?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no-u
                Still not seeing that body or car, fag

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    http://www.dragtimes.com/Subaru-BRZ
    How do you turbo charge a 2500lb RWD NA car and still get 13s?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fixed link
      http://www.dragtimes.com/Subaru-BRZ-Timeslip-27839.html

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hard tires, short gears, manual

      a 2.4 60ft is abysmal and implies they blew the tires off, then didnt have appropriate mph for the shift

      a mid 13sec car usually traps around 100; the high mph implies that the car can achieve a much better ET, possibly in the high 12s with decent 60ft

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, then there is something akin to ski with launching a small tire car once you are down around the 12s. Tougefags btfo

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only time I ever went racing. Was harder than I thought. Was getting stomped by guys with similar cars

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is deep staging and how do I do it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      deep stage is rolling past the 2 bulbs lit; example:

      top bulb lights first as you approach, then 2 bulb, as you progress slightly farther the top bulb will go out - you are now deep staged

      be warned - if you do this before the other racer lights up his first bulb (especially classes with a pro tree) this is considered discourteous as it NHRA tracks start the 10 second timer starts for the other racer to stage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        follow on: the reason this is considered discourteous is turbo cars require time to spool while on the transbrake, then bump in. Other power adders do not require this additional time, and can force the turbo car to stage before fully spooled.

        The opposite, again with turbo cars, is letting them bump in and leave them on the transbrake while other car sits, as it does not require spool time. This is called "burning down" the turbo car, and can cause the trans to overheat or damage the torque converter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >discourteous
        racers don't give a fuck. when you have a NA big block car against a turbo car, they'll stage last so the turbo car will have to stay on 2step longer in hopes that he blows his engine or a pipe coupler.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          while i agree many racers dont give fuck, its taboo and will get someones ass kicked at cash days real quick (hopefully the flagger is aware)

          At an officiated NHRA type event, an experienced racer will avoid the whole problem

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >racing your daily driver
    I would never. For the price of an M4, you could have a great daily and a dedicated track car. Racing a daily driver is just asking for maintenance troubles. Nice time, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A couple hard launches wont do much harm, especially since my m4 is a manual which takes way more abuse than the dct

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drag queens still coping because they can't drive

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drag racing is one of the lamest motorsports, you put your foot down, and hold the wheel straight

    you are dumb homosexuals that can't race

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your unique and insightful input, anon, it's not like this exact comment has already been posted a dozen times ITT. You have meaningfully added to the conversation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drag queens still coping because they can't drive

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      I ride the bus but my opinion is the only correct one because cars aside from going in a straight line cars also can turn therefore any form of "racing" that only involves using half of the car's functionality is not true racing. Cope, seethe, dilate, logic and objectivity are undoubtedly on my side no matter what you drive.
      >body
      Lmao, a steroid-taking nighermonkey is trying to use muh body as an argument. Have fun dying from a stroke at 45 lol

      Who invented drag racing and where is it most popular? Even if its a euro it's literally the same mentality-the retard claims that drag racing is superior to forms of actual motorsports

      >drag """racing"""
      >implying this is better than autocross
      wow so cool you can press on the gas pedal for a few seconds, well done John, here is your burger

      Kek, low T detected

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. drag queen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body, you wont

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the bump, you know in your hears you are frail and soft and your opinion doest matter, for cars or any other topic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more muttshart drag queen cope

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the record for 8.8 sec 1/4 mile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the record for 8.8 sec quarter mile
      The record for an 8.8 sec quarter mile is 8.800, which you did not get

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5 second reaction time
      How in the fuck?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prolly had to wait for permission from the mothership and the track had slow internet

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you think of anyone in American motorsport that's more based than JJ DA BOSS Memphis Street Outlaws?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Gov

    What a clapped-out 70 Eldorado can do. 2019 Zip Tie drags. I was on the left lane and some beat 70 Camaro on the right.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    muttshart

    why yes i press my foot on the accelerator pedal for 10 seconds and call it ""motorsport"" how could you tell?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever been bracket racing or are you just talking out of your ass?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have i ever what???

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why yes i press my foot on the accelerator pedal for 10 seconds and call it ""motorsport"" how could you tell?

          >"Drag racing is not real motorsport"
          >"What's bracket racing?"
          OK, so you have never actually been drag racing and are just talking out of your ass, thanks for adding nothing to the thread. Opinions are like assholes, m8, everyone has one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why would anyone pay money and waste time to do something even gayer than standing in a parking lot and getting 12 runs of conefagging in?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              every ad like this i see offers cash prizes because even the people who have drag cars dont think its fun enough to do without cash incentive kek

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post body m8, no DYELs in the drat racing thread

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            huh???? bro is your accelerator pedal in the shop or something why arent u racing?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not an arguement

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                op here im white. arguement over i win

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his car is so slow it just pulls like an inner city bus with no fuss from wheelspin
      I make enough power with AWD and prepped surface to spin. Get your power up lil bitch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same here, all the weight goes rear and the fronts spin if I brake boost. 125 ftlbs per tire and a torque converter are no joke

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP actually does something with his car
    >thread devolves into bus riders seething about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who prefers prep to noprep is a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like watching noprep for the wrecks. I like that they wrecked their car trying to impress someone who paid 20$ or less for a ticket so they can feel like a man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for sure. My favorite day at the track last year was when the local exclusive car club for light brown car drivers with 100k unmodded cars showed up. Some near misses, no crashes, but some dumb fuck grenaded the transmission on his C8 while staging.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drag racing is 1/4 mile.

    1/8 mile is pointless, find a real strip.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1/8 mile is fun when it's a dirt strip.

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