Don't forgetti. No nukey, he eat the dookie Posted on May 23, 2023 by Anonymous Don't forgetti. No nukey, he eat the dookie
We all know that's not going to happen.
Well, if he's a schizo, we can bully him into doing it
>verification not required
Why would you want to do that?
Yup, cities are evil.
Could be a scat fetishist, quite common on the god forsaken website
digits confirm german scat fetish
EAT THE POOP
EAT THE POOP
EAT THE POOP
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THREAD ON CHAN RIGHT NOW BE SURE TO BUMP.
The poo poo VILL be eaten
The feces VILL be devoured
The night soil VILL be consumed
The dookie VILL be chewed
The Crap VILL be nibbled
The shit VILL be digested
dis gon be gud
What if he’s right? I think it’s only fair that all that naysayers should in fact have to eat their own stool for callin him a fool
I already wagered 1 liter of full fat milk that he's full of it.
I feel like the nukes themselves would be punishment enough.
Nope, you gotta get nuked and eat turd. Sorry Fren, I didn’t include myself in this bet but I did go through an read his comments. It’s entirely possible he knows something we don’t. Glowies would totally know that someone leaked the playbook and change it though, make every last one of us metaphorically eat their hypothetical shit
HE EAT DA POO POO?
You WILL eat your own shit and you WILL like it!
I encourage you to eat a low fiber, low sugar diet to reduce the bill of what you will inevitably consume.
Which food makes the worst shit possible?
Anything expired plus tim horton's coffee
OP, General Milley here. It is all true, he is the hand of God and knows the world is coming to an end. I am right now having sex with the President, just took a break to post this and snort some coke with Hunter who is having sex with a nagger, We will push the big red button on the 23rd and the world will end. Damn I am excited. You cannot go against the will of God. Milley
I truly think the ancients would spit in our faces for our world becoming so corrupted.
Jesus certainly wouldn’t stand for the corruption that is now upon us Canadian Fren
Burger King. Their chicken nuggets are quite literally the only thing that consistently gives me explosive diarrhea and I have an iron gut. I can eat anything else and nothing. Burger King always kills my stomach.
Dominos cheesy bread, tastes great goin in but stinks comin out
>Fucking dogs and Eating logs
Truly the Master-Race,Godspeed Hosers
Nothing bad will happen tomorrow we will all be here posting about Russia and transgender laughing about this silly nothing
Cool so I get to be boomering it up on vacation when the nukes drop?
Nothing will happen. Don't get hepatitis on your trip
Most will be intercepted by either side. You think this contingency hasn't been evaluated? The elite cannot trust each other by the nature of the game they play. The opportunity to come out as sole ruler of the Earth de facto (Putin, Xi, Western elite) is too enticing. A nuclear war provides the opportunity to eliminate the other sides completely if you have proper l, effective counter measure so assuredly every side has invested in DEWS, Counter ballistics and satellite mines. The only winning move is to not play since best case scenario all nukes are destroyed. The US and China will still be at the top in terms of raw military capacity. A total war situation is all but inevitable at that point until enough WMDs can be manufactured. The rogue element of any bioweapon getting loose also prevents any strike scenario due to the difficulty of preventing infiltration via immunized agents. Psyops and proxy wars are here to stay until AI governance is implemented.
Either we get nuked or a stranger is forced to eat their shit for the entertainment of strangers on the Internet. Normal Tuesday.
The British anon tries to say
>B-but my promise was conditional on the other anon spreading the message on every thread, every day, until the 23rd of May!
But he made his promise before asking the other person to spread the message. NO WELSHING, BRITBONG!
His attempt to escape what he promised (eating the poopoodoodoo) is proof that nothing will happen tomorrow.
I know that nothing will happen and that British Anon will welsh. Still, a man can dream.
>But he made his promise before asking the other person to spread the message. NO WELSHING, BRITBONG!
That is fake news. Also, there is something else you are forgetting… but that will be made more clear to you nearer to the time.
YOU are fake news!
Why aren't you asleep yet? It's early in the morning for England.
It's called public humiliation
Yes, it’s 02:16 here. I have insomnia and I am anxious about this evening. When do you guys usually go to bed?
I fall asleep around 11-12pm
It'll be bad for the English who can't easily own guns or other necessary equipment. Also a lot of European wildlife has been hunted down so low that many people will simply starve. Now, in your American scenario, you can walk into the woods and down a buck. Make sure the immigrants don't steal your kills
I'm sitting very comfy, but a little too close to cartel... blood thirsty aztecs armed with modern weapons is not going to be pretty. But there are plenty of places to hide, and plenty more to fuck off to if the one you're at gets too hot.
>collect paper maps or yngmi
Checked. I already have everything I need. I'd like to have new truck tires, but here we are.
Ya there's always more you could do/have -- but skills, ingenuity and mentality are what keeps you alive. A canned bean castle can only last so long.
Maybe people should start debtmaxxing on silver, ammo, and supplies, then just go disappear innawoods. Do you think there would be any repercussions should there be Happening, esp EMP?
The people I know IRL are all ready for anything to happen since it's a prudent choice.
England has all the immigrants you could eat anon
But I don't live in England.
A fucking leaf
You cant buy a loaf of bread and some peanutbudder?
Nope I have like 20 cents in my account. It will work out I need to do a fast anyway I do this every month pretty much
I am also a povertyfag. I feel your empty fridge pains. Go full poorfag and eat canned shit and dried pasta like I do, but also buy multivitamins. Nice digitals too
I do the rice and beans thing and still starve the perils of the neet I suppose. I do have some multivitamins tho so I’ll make it. The longest I went without food was 24 days one time so this won’t be so bad
Behold the birds of the air, for they neither sow, nor do they reap, nor gather into barns: and your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are not you of much more value than they?
Worry not poorfren
Soup kitchen, food bank, internet access to find free food events in your area (usually churches).
>longest I went without food was 24 days
NEEDLESS. THIS IS NEEDLESS, NEET.
>The longest I went without food was 24 days one time so this won’t be so bad
I'm so sorry you had to live through that.
nagger how many times to I have to explain this they won’t give me anything at the food bank the few times I have tried they always turn me down and say it’s only for college students and old people. They don’t give a shit and everytime I apply for food stamps they deny it without giving me a reason why.
Man that's shit, I didn't know... but hear me out, have you ever thought of dumpster diving? It is a shockingly fruitful endeavor.
Read the book 1 second after. In a true shtf scenario the animals will be hunted to scarcity quickly.
In a true shtf scenario people will be protecting their hunting grounds.
Too expansive to police where I live.
Wouldn't be an issue with a good group of buddies.
Checked flightradar24 and realized that if this shit happens they're 500% not putting the radar on for everyone to see.
they can't censor a shit ton of flights to NZ would create a massive issue at NZ airports, who am I kidding airport
My team is pretty tight. We have lots of food, water, firearms and equipment. Still won't matter. You guys in Canada will be fucked even more without guns.
Make a livestream so we can see you eat your own shit tmr
You better eat the shit homosexual
No more stalling
No more weeks
EAT THE SHIT!
One Nookie Dookie coming right up! Sans Nookie.
I start the routine anywhere from 10-11. But I'm usually not officially going to sleep until midnight. With an alarm for 7.
I hope you don't have to eat your shit anon. I'm ready for a catharsis from this clown world.
imagine due to time zones you HAVE to eat da doo doo but then the nukes do go off. that would be the very best possible outcome i believe.
Listen namefag, I don't want you to humiliate yourself on stream. But I am going to be sad, disappointed and fucking livid at the same time if the nukes don't fly.
Savour the flavour
But will he drink the peepee
on today's menu is:
POOP DU JOUR
Why are you believing him? OP is a fucking homosexual and will never deliver.
The FUD guerrilla meme-marketing tactics of prepper supplies grifters has gone too far.
Nothing bad will happen lol
Tomorrow night we will be posting about the same things as usual
>will he have fries with that?
No, but he can expect a nutty surprise :]
A Ronnie McNutt surprise at this point.
What do you think of this Schizoid I saw a almost comet like thing in the sky at 1:20 am
I really don’t want to watch some schizo sperg eat shit but I expect him to be a man of his word. I went out and bought cigarettes and won’t be able to eat for the rest of the month since I’m broke just in case the nukes fly I want to smoke em since I got em
Good morning sir
You still have time to retract your fake prophecy
It’s going to happen whether you like it or not.
Yes, you WILL eat the poop
and Ausanon will drink VB while laughing
I don't know how to interpret the radar, I usually depend on popular tracked flights. However, if Russia is going to nuke Ukraine then it wouldn't be a long flight, maybe an hour or two.
Ugh and a British food turd has to be the worst.
Why are you being so horrible to me? I am a prophet, peacefully preaching my message in order to save you. Government surveillance hasn’t been kind to me either.
>Why are you being so horrible to me?
Because you are a lying attention whore!
You're not saying anything regarding salvation. You're simply saying that nukes will drop, with zero plan or advice. You're also not a prophet, and you refuse to prove that youre an Orthodox Christian. You have all of these big ideas floating around with nothing to back them up. You're antichristic in my opinion
>You're not saying anything regarding salvation. You're simply saying that nukes will drop, with zero plan or advice.
False. I even made a prepping thread.
>You're also not a prophet, and you refuse to prove that youre an Orthodox Christian.
I have already given you my reasons on why.
>You have all of these big ideas floating around with nothing to back them up.
The attack on the Russian boarder village was probably planned by NATO, and was apart of the counteroffensive I predicted.
>You're antichristic in my opinion
And you are a government agent, attempting to deceive my mission of warning people about the impending doom. There is literally nothing satanic about my preachings.
You're calling people in your threads 'your faithful' and 'your children' which mirrors Christ's words, but you use them to spread lies. You refuse to carry your cross even despite the world-ending nuclear fallout you're predicting. If we are going to die in ~12 hours then why not just post proof of your Christianity? I also don't work for any government agencies, I'm, in fact, a poorfag student. The government couldn't pay me enough to work forn them.
>You refuse to carry your cross even despite the world-ending nuclear fallout you're predicting. If we are going to die in ~12 hours then why not just post proof of your Christianity?
Because I want to die with my family and not in some prison cell? Also, if you want to know why my first posts said ‘Lord Kek’ instead of Jesus Christ, it is because I was attempting to make it easier for anons to digest the information via meme culture. Similar to how Muslims will call G-d ‘Allah’, when the name Allah actually has its origins in a moon deity.
Eat shit, Rabbi.
Well, that settles that. Haha
We Christians can spell God as G-d as well, you know? You do know that our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, was also a Rabbi, right? You like to swear a lot… for a “Christian”.
>wagering eating shit against israeli fear-porn myths
you aren't nearly as bright as you want to believe
COVID is fake too but they still had major cities larping in hazmat suits.
They can just fake nukes
I am not even a Christian and I don’t even disrespect their religion like that. You can’t even spell out God? You are one subversive piece of shit kinda like what you will be eating tomorrow
I must say that I find the constant harassment… obnoxious. I will refrain from consuming my own faeces and I shall continue preaching my warning until the time comes. I want to say that I truly appreciate those who have heed my message. I hope that you and your families are safe in the coming hours, when Putin drops tactical nuclear weapons on Ukraine. I hope you all stay safe, my faithful, and God bless!
It’s so I don’t say the Lord’s name in vain. Christians can also spell God as G-d. Considering people nowadays will always say “OMG” is it really that bad to spell it as G-d?
>I will refrain from consuming my own faeces
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This post drips of israelitery
>”There is no longer israelite or Greek, there is no longer slave or free, there is no longer male and female; for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.”
You're digging yourself a deeper hole and you have no clue what Scripture means, let alone that often cherry picked verse.
Christianity isn’t about love and tolerance? Strange, I must have picked up the wrong Bible edition…
I have hated them with a perfect hatred: and they are become enemies to me.
But as for those my enemies, who would not have me reign over them, bring them hither, and kill them before me.
In the morning I put to death all the wicked of the land: that I might cut off all the workers of iniquity from the city of the Lord.
The Holy Trinity will not forget your lies.
If you do this, you probably want to only eat ice cream the night before. Avoid corn! You don't want to have to eat it twice!
ITS NOT ProphetOfThe23rd !!m6gap7JZxPs ANYMORE!
ITS PoopeaterOfThe23rd !!m6gap7JZxPs
>ITS PoopeaterOfThe23rd !!m6gap7JZxPs
I second this!
You cannot rescind the poop eating. You must pay the piper.
send link to stream
You have honor may all of descendants be cursed for your lack of good character. Fuck you liar
You're a degenerate with a scat fetish and this is your way of getting off.
shut up and start eating you schizo tard
You better be an honorable man and keep your word. You will eat the shit do you understand me boy? We don’t take kindly to liars round these parts
That idea has been floated around a lot in relation to my situation but I can’t bring myself to eat out of the trash. I’m sure they throw away a lot of good things but I just don’t have that in me.
I used to get a massive sealed bag of day-old bagels and one-day expired cream cheese once a week behind the Einstein's Bagel Bros near my house growing up.
Shame goes to those who throw out perfectly viable sustenance, participating in the manufactured illusion of resource scarcity.
I just don’t want to be seen doing it and then if I go out at night to dumpster dive I’m a little afraid of the area the store is at. Some nagger shot 7 people just a few weeks ago right behind the store I know it’s all excuses with me but at least I’m honest about it. I might go raid some fruit trees if anything is growing but it’s still a little early for apples
The first week is the worst you get headaches from hell by around day 4. But after the first week it’s really not so bad as long as you get in the right headspace for it. Tho I did cry everyday the mail didn’t show up on time so maybe it is pretty bad.
>Tho I did cry everyday the mail didn’t show up on time so maybe it is pretty bad.
I'll repeat. Eat shit, rabbi.
I think you have me confused with op. You know there are ids here right tripfag?
is he a (nig)german?
Putins not gonna launch em just to see the poop vids, he can launch them the next day nbd
Came for the Nookies and stayed for the Dookies....
The brit bongs got a melted snicker bar queued up and ready to eat. He ain't eating no shit and there will be no nooks.
nagger's going to have the runs like you cant imagine.
It's the 23rd already where I am.
Keep lookin out me window.
No apocalypse yet.
15:00 to 16:00 British time.
I don't understand why why you are still pursuing this larp. It ain't happening Noigel!
still time to kick it up a notch with some slivered almonds and niblets corn prior to the main event.
Late morning US time on Tuesday is the perfect time for a nuke for the media. It would utterly consume humanities attention.
The stress and chaos it would bring would be untold. The archeons would be eating good in the neighborhood.
israelites feed on negative emotions
Any flight nerds checked radar? See where the billionaires are flying too. Most importantly whether or not Jacob Rothschild is in London or not.
I have a horrible feeling that this schizo just has a scat fetish and is just using this nuke prophesy as a larp to build a large audience of people that will see him eat his own shit.
I am a humble man, I do not intend on doing such things.
>I will eat my own shit
Take your lithium and haldol, then go to bed
He isnt wrong.
Internet wont exist in 24 hours from now.
Finally, I'll be free of this digital prison.
Wii I still be able to play totk?!?!!
ive done it guys , it took months of meditation but i finally got another one to go were back on boys. timeline shifted to flood basalt
That fucking dumbass is going to disappear like all the attention whore predicting homosexuals before him.
Only a few more hours before you fuck off for good you fucking attention whore. You’re not even worth a (You) you monkey
I have no reason to believe any of this will happen, but I want it too. Such is life.
I'm keeping my kid out of school tomorrow
I hope you good anons are prepared
God bless you, fren. Stay safe.
Stop the misinformation
I live near the fucking capital and I FUCKING HOPE THEY DO IT GOD DAMMIT. The fallout would be shit I would miss some people but if I'm outside the blast radius and survive mostly unmaimed I could not give a shit.
on the other hand if it doesn't happen we get to see a leaf eata da doo doo haha
WILL HE EAT DA POO POO?
To be honest the amount of replies suggest you are just a sad loser looking for attentioin. When nothing happens tomorrow hope you stream yourself eating the stinkiest shit in the world
he will probably eat a piece of chocolate made to look like poop
What’s wrong with my replies?
Oh great, here we go.
FEAST ON THE FECES.
Fag really should have gone with hat or shoe, shit is for fetishists. But either way it's almost like a dumb triphomosexual can drop their trip code and move on or just spin more retard bullshit about how things got delayed or prevented.
I have work tomorrow.. most people do.. I really doubt tomorrow is anything but another day in clown world
2 more weeks goyim
the quality of baits larps and psyops is at all time low.
Either way things are going to be wild.
I am going to watch some retard eat his own shit or watch the world burn.
Both of those seem like unique once in a lifetime opportunities!
How will Anon decide his diet for his apoca-poop?
>I am going to watch some retard eat his own shit or watch the world burn.
Looks like we're getting neither.
Bold of you to assume nukes won't fly in the next 25 hours.
Could be as soon as the next 10! There are a lot of hours left for Uranium to fly!
>Bold of you to assume nukes won't fly in the next 25 hours.
No, my prediction that no nukes will fly in 25 hours is a reasonable one.
I guess it has been nearly a century. Canada doesn't have nukes so honestly I am just backseat driving at this point.
But imagine if one did fly! Or many?
One would be wild. Hundreds would be, extinction level?
What if Putin just snaps, or some WEF player gets their hands on some codes somewhere?
Pretty spooky to think how quickly everything goes to shit when transport stops running.
>some vpn hohol says he will eat shit on 23
>implying he hasn't been eating shit for the past year
>make threads about 23
>let's talk about nukes not about how hohols are fucking losing everything without any nukes
also nukes don't exist. otherwise someone would've used them already on something
They were used on nips
I must sleep now, my children. For even Prophets get tired once in a while.
Nothing ever happens and the scat fag knows it
haha, what a homosexual
Hopefully he doesn't have to eat poop, right guys? That would be a tragedy.
It's happening though!
the poophet said putin would send planes against ukraine armed with nukes, nothing about a sub.
Itll be between 1500-1600 London time apparently. So that's roughly 10-11am Eastern
It will probably not be nukes and something else is coming up, and this guy was literally all-starring it up at the NSA office like "watch this guys".
FR tho I better see some threads about this after like 6 BST tomorrow when he said it would happen by.
The time has come
He vil eat ze poop and be happy