>does nothing

>does nothing

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decides exactly what the performance will sound like with weeks of rehearsal

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Classical musicians are basically human robots that just reproduce notation into sounds exactly as written. It takes a real person to show them how to play with anything resembling a soul.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you talk about things you know nothing about as if you do?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the new generation thinks forcing really bad opinions is what smart people sound like.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a hundred people are going to cooperate with no one in charge
    Commies are so cringe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all he does is count the beats in the fucking measure. if someone isn't following along where they are in the performance, the conductor doesn't magically fix that

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically. why not just give them all in-ears and a click track like every other fucking genre. would probably be cheaper as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by music that isn't quantized
      Do you have any idea what a homosexual with the mind of a five year old you are?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like something a tranny would be thinking about, kind of a weird post bud

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >needs a clap on two and four to enjoy it
          >pretends to know what projection is
          You have really bad cauliflower brain.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >words words words
            stop thinking about weird shit, tranny

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >has trouble understanding words
              Yeah that's how I know your cerebral tissue is significantly ossified.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you know what hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet? trannies let me do that now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classical music is not metronomic in the slightest.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does having many instruments playing at the same time that confusing for performers?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >musicians in small ensembles keep time with each other by listening to the percussionist
    >music sounds in-time

    >large ensemble (orchestra) plays in auditorium
    >musicians try to follow percussionist
    >percussionist at least 5-10 meters away
    >by the time his rhythm reaches the violinist, the violinist is playing out of time
    >music sounds out of time

    >some genius realizes that light travels faster than sound
    >therefore musicians should get their tempo from a source of light
    >put a guy in front of all the musicians to show them visually what the tempo looks like

    absolutely mind-blowingly brilliant solution. 90% of people don't even know this is why the conductor exists.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conductor is like a dog trainer, he subjugates the orchestra with a stick and a hand gesture

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