Does anyone here think if Nickelback actually had any songwriting talent, their music would have been listenable?

Does anyone here think if Nickelback actually had any songwriting talent, their music would have been listenable?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That statement is retarded. Of course if they had songwriting talent they'd be listenable. I got news for you though, nickelback is listenable with a few good songs. The hate train is just a meme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So I take it you're a diehard Nickelback fan?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are very talented in playing, but not im writing. Chad's voice is a whole different level of awesomeness, but i could not bear to listen to a whole album from them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they were so talented in playing that's why they only played open chords. Also, their rhythm is too slow and production is too minimal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they only played open chords
        this is just not true

        >their rhythm is too slow
        i don't know what this even means

        >production is too minimal
        this is also not true and very funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their production is in fact minimal because they add no additional melodies or harmonies to most of their recordings. It's literally just play monotonous drum pattern, play soulless open chords and predictable bass accompaniment, then add chads whiny voice and there's 90% of their catalogue.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People on this board need to come to a decision about what "good songwriting" means because it is rapidly becoming a buzzword

    Anyway I'd say Nickelback knew how to write songs just fine, in the sense of pop songs, they seem to have the formula of a hit song down pat. Their problem is that they're incredibly dull and derivative.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sure. they were all basically session musicians. theres nothing bad about any of them instrumentally just really bland cringey dudebro songwriting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if the sun was cold do you think it would be cold?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone here recommend me 5 Nickelback songs that are even somewhat remotely listenable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impossible task, i would rather ride a unicycle and try to suck 2 hard cocks at the same time, their songs are all so good.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in the sense of pop songs, they seem to have the formula of a hit song down pat
    >they're incredibly dull and derivative
    Yeah, when you reduce something to a formula, it tends to become dull and derivative.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nickelback
      >hit songs
      Sure, if you consider the early and mid 2000s the corner market of hit songs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean? obviously within their era,,, you dont hear them too much anymore. but they had tons of radio hits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah at one point they had a sense of intrigue like any band with a good first impression stage presence that gets over marketed, but that was only during a short time of bygone yesteryear. Wouldn't work anymore in todays internet culture era

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most rock music is the pop formula. Standard pop songwriting is the same as standard rock songwriting, only you add in a guitar solo for some shit. There are a lot of ways you can express yourself and your individuality in that format and not sound like a copy of another band. The most unique Nickelback ever seems to sound is sounding like some hybrid of Pantera and Nirvana, and that's just....barfy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In seeming to have "the formula," that award goes to Oasis.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I LIKE CANADIAN FOREIGNER

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Screw Nickelback. Let's talk about a Canadian band that's actually good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to Max Webster, pleb.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LULZ is a pro-nickelback board now

    lmao we've gone full circle into contrarianism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still haven't recommended me a song nagger.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    their heavier songs are not that bad, to be honest

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