These reviews genuinely made me want to go listen to Guns N Roses and Motley Crue. Radiohead is boring and Pink Floyd did do it better 25 years earlier.
Not deleted, but they probably want you to forget it exists considering that the youngins love Steely Dan now. But it's definitely cringe.
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/7486-two-against-nature/
This is bad but compared to the reviews I've seen on RYM this is practically a Nick Hornby novel.
Speaking of cringe reviews and Nick Horby
https://web.archive.org/web/20150402125356/http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2000/10/30/beyond-the-pale-3
Is like to see more please
this isn't deleted but it's my favorite awful p4k review by far https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/184-i-get-wet/
I don’t think that’s too bad. I rather like it in fact
the flash animation of this review is now lost media, all that survives is the voice over
I ain’t never going to see the Nile anyhow
I should have saved it. I feel so guilty.
Yeah the bit where geeky white boy Ryan transforms into a black hepcat was hilarious
Shit, cat.
if you look at amazon 1-star reviews on major releases they get pretty funny
These reviews genuinely made me want to go listen to Guns N Roses and Motley Crue. Radiohead is boring and Pink Floyd did do it better 25 years earlier.
There was a thread on tv where they posted translated reviews from Chinese rotten tomatoes. It was a laugh riot
"Maybe if you listened to some music that ROCKS like Motely (sic.) Crue then you might have some friends"
fucking lmao, absolute 14 karat gold
>Motely (sic)
Holy fuck you are a nerd
t. Zak Wylde
>That last review
people who listen to jazz to larp as le sophisticated noir dapper cool cat need to go for a jog
The Pitchfork Kid A review is pretty cringe.
Every review from that era was cringe
Weren't there some old Oasis reviews absolutely gushing with praise?
shut the fuck up you insufferable cunt, this is better than dull as fuck shit Fantano and his fanbase writes. go take your fucking SSRI
Nobody in this thread is giving props to fantano. Both can be trash
Why do you care so much senpai? Seems hella sus- did you perhaps write it?
yes, i am Ryan Schrieber, ama LULZ
How much for a BJ?
Not deleted, but they probably want you to forget it exists considering that the youngins love Steely Dan now. But it's definitely cringe.
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/7486-two-against-nature/
Bumping to save a good thread from an ignominious demise