Does anyone else cum on their house plants to supply them with extra nutrients?

Does anyone else cum on their house plants to supply them with extra nutrients?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I do not touch grass.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New fetish aquired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More material for you, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's this called? Herbophilia? Botonyfilia?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plantaephillia

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or maybe floraphilia?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Floraphillia sounds right. I know there's also dendrophilia for specifically being attracted to trees.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the same if you're not cumming on the plant, but thanks anyways.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I just through my dragons shit and a few springtails in their soil. Achieves better results with out falling into the category of "mentally ill behavior".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      throw* Sorry, kinda zoned out atm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta ferment your cum first, otherwise you could see undesirable fungal growth.

      If you have aquarium water you can use that too, that's what I do. It's full of the nutrients they want and it's all decomposed already.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, that makes a lot of sense....
        I have a couple beta fish I intend to breed and could use that when I do water changes.
        Also have fire belly toads, but those are toxic so idk.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well the toxins I believe that those have would be toxic to animals. Might be worth just leaving their spent stuff to sit for a while to have any toxins break down. For betta fish too, I keep duckweed in my water to avoid water changes. I'll still take out water every now and then for plants around the house and add some back in, but I've gone ages without changing the water and only needing to clean up the duckweed(which you can feed to anything herbivorous and they'll love it).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >duck weed
            That's those little leaf plants that just float on the water and overtake the whole surface right? I did those when I was trying my hand with scuds. They kept eating the roots so they'd die lol.
            I have a few different types of water mosses but I literally never do water changes on those. Now I'm kind wondering if I should use my dirty water for my Pothos and Wandering israelite offshoots...
            You've given me something to research, thanks fren.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yup, those are the ones and it might help to separate the scuds from the duckweed. Like having the water conjoined or having a floating container the scuds can't get in but water can move in and out of. I'd definitely use some of that water for your plants though, just not every time you water them. Nitrates(the decomposed waste products) are a kind of salt usually(they tend to bind to things like sodium) and that can make the soil too salty if you do it constantly. It might take a while for it to end up like that, but all things in moderation tends to work out best.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got rid of both a while ago. The stores I sell to didn't want to buy any scud from me and I have enough plants as.
                I'll keep that in mind though. The lizard shit provides enough to keep my plants strong as is.
                If anything I'll splash the old tank water on the leaves and see if that makes the leaves grow stronger.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The scuds could at least be food for your betta fish. Do you already give them live food though? Also I wouldn't splash it on the leaves, if your water is a bit hard then it might make calcium or other minerals build up on the leaves and that can damage/hurt the leaves. Just into the soil should be fine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really only do live food before and after I breed them.
                I have a few fruit fly colonies going at any given time and the bbetas go crazy for them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh nice, are they wingless or flightless fruit flies? I've been wanting to get wingless fruit flies but I wanted to try and culture regular fruit flies(so I don't have to spend money) in something other than mashed potato gunk. Something that'd be more pleasant to the nose and may not need as much cleaning, like dirt + bits of food added that they eat up and spend.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I first learned about reproduction and masturbating I spent the summer cumming on seeds/plants trying to make plant babies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the kind of thinking that could change the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda cute in a fucked up way
      Just imagine telling your mom this is my plant GF and these here are your plant grandkids kek

      Just got a flashback off Wang talking about coom mushrooms
      Those are your kids better take good care off them kek

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no robot bf to provide u nutrients thruout the da y ;-;

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a nice deal. Make sure you have him eat plenty of meat and some nice fruits like mango or pineapple too. Semen also contains nerve growth factor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >magical flavor changing seme n
        i wan robot milk so ba d :<

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just like with meat. What they eat determines a great deal of how they taste. You can get robot milk one day, horny gay/fem anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >food changes taest
            i wan to conduct science wit robot bf ^^

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can find one someday, anon. I'd offer but I've been already talking with a girl and you also seem way too young for me. Probably don't lead with wanting their nutrients though.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cum itself isn't nutrients since it needs broken down into components the plant can use. Just allowing it to break down in or around the plant itself actually leeches nutrients vital to the plant. Instead, start a vermacompost/worm bin, cum on tissues, then let the worms eat your cum and tissues. What they shit is worm casings, and has the nutrients in a form plants actually can utilize.

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