Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes ?
If you use toilet paper you’re a disgusting vermin and should be executed
You literally are a savage just smearing your feces across your asshole and crack of your ass , then you say “I’m clean” and walk around with your sweaty feces ass
You seem like a toilet paper guy
Gtfo of here fucking piece of trash
Holy fuck you’re disgusting trash
I have a Japanese toilet
Use bottled water
Tap water will give you cancer
your flag invalidates anything you say about toilet cleanliness
Bidet chads rise up
Clean your filthy shit encrusted asses, amerisharts
thats not enough pressure to clean your shit encrusted ass anon, jap toilets suck
not all of us weight 400 pounds and have constant goyslop diarrhea like you anon-kun
It's gonna be a good exercise to move your flabby arms
Based. My arab friend taught me the way of the bidet.
I get that a bidet will remove the need for wiping, but your ass is wet then, right? So what do you use to dry?
You either, use a toilet paper or just pull up your pants and it will dry by itself
I figured it might be “just let it dry” but was hoping for, idk, something else I guess. I heard there’s some fucked chemicals on most toilet paper so maybe an ass towel, as stupid as that sounds. I mean you’d be clean by that point so it’s not so different from drying yourself off after a shower
A lot of bidets have a blow dryer in them
That would actually be a great solution
Kek ok bud, don’t get the joke
Every house here has one. No luck getting those in Europe because hard water will clog it in no time
Or you could just not shit in the first place? That's disgusting
she uses my tongue
I don't wipe, I just wash my ass in the shower.
I walk around with shit caked on my ass like I sat down on a brownie.
Keeps the homosexuals away.
bro thats what homos are looking for
You can't flush baby wipes since they don't dissolve. So what you do is having a container of shit stained babywhipes next to your toilet. Every now and then you have to empty it, but you are a lazy homosexual, so you fill your container over the brim to a little smelly pyramid. Then you have to scoop shit stained whipes up by hand and carry the whole container throw the stairway down to the street to throw it into the main bin. Disgusted by your own shit, you drop stuff here and there, also miss most of the outside garbage container. We all know your type, you are even worse then some overweight people with some shit behind two layers of fabric.
>can’t flush wipes
What are flushable wipes then smart guy ?
Marketing trick. Slowly degrading wipes, that clogg pipes and septic tanks anyway. Just wait....
What repair ?
That’s my land lords problem
Listen to these fags not leasing.
Have fun with your repair bills in the home you "own". All it takes is one missed tax payment and you will see who really owns your house.
A scam. Thats wut.
>t. Already got "got" for that repair.
By the time I clog the pipes and septic tank my lease will be up and I’ll move into a new place that I can fuck over the land lord by clogging their pipes with baby wipes
I also like to pour hot boiling oil down the garbage disposal
When I walk by what do you imagine I use? You like to think about crusty cheeks?
I can smell the encrusted dookie on your asshole From a mile away
I puncture a slit in the neck of a coke bottle and squeeze that to wet/dampen my buttocks..., maybe add a bit of soap in there and shake it up. I use than in combination with wiping. Things end up pretty clean
The main issue is how deep you get up in there with the toilet paper, and whether you wipe forwards and backwards. You really have to wipe in both directions, and push up in there a reasonable amount to get it most of the feces
The toilet paper should be spotless after you're done
> I puncture a slit in the neck of a coke bottle and squeeze that to wet/dampen my buttocks.
nasty. I prefer a pretty face
that's a man
I love men as well
Had to zoom in on her hands and hair to make sure it wasn't AI art
Only homosexuals like OP need to worry wether or not their anus is pristine.
Baby wipes but I only wipe half way. A little bit of shit on your ass give you a primal manly smell that attracts women
You could also use toilet paper and then do a single last wipe with wipes
That's not a bad idea too
toilet paper + bidet
quite frankly if you;re not rinsing your nasty hairy ass with water after shitting, you're just smearing your feces everywhere with baby wipes
Bidets are objectively the best solution.
I volunteer to be her toilet paper
So basically, this will sound absurd but I make sure my anus I vaselined up so that when I'm shitting it always comes out very smooth and clean. I then use a wet wipe, and then bidet. After this I wipe with toilet paper purely to dry off and remove anything that remains. I then reapply vaseline. I do this every time.
Based. There is an art to excrement and washing ones anus. This proves we are above subhuman savages
That's my same routine except instead of vaseline I use your mother's saliva.
>this will sound absurd
>I lube up my anus with petrolium jelly on the regular
No, that sounds pretty Canadian to me.
t. too much of a mongoloid to take a shit without breaking down into mutt-tier philosophy
I want to use my tongue on her asshole
I used flushable wipes. Using only toilet paper is definitely gross.
I used a bidet for the first time not long ago. And wow, that is the way to go. I plan on getting one at some point
I just take a quick shower, i don't get why you guy don't do the same
Generally this. Bidets are gross and need to be cleaned just like a toilet. If you wipe well it’ll be fine but generally it’s best to just spray your ass out if the shit’s real bad.
>taking 3 showers per day
didn't read the post
I take a shower after I shit
you bidet fags are like vegans, literally no one asked, use flushable wipes instead of spraying water and getting shit particles all over your asses, have none of you seen what a toilet looks like under uv light when theres water flushing or spraying?
dogs dont wipe why should i
I need TP for my bunghole!
I have a routine. Every time I shit I immediately take a shower. I shit every morning at the same time so this is a very convenient arrangement. I started this behavior in adolescence because of anxiety that I smelled like shit after going to the bathroom. I’ve continued it because it is convenient and the superior method of bathroom hygiene. I take my shit, wipe with toilet paper, hop in the shower and spray my asshole with a detachable shower head, then I finished by rubbing some soap between my cheeks. I shit naked 100% of the time so it’s very easy to transition into the shower. I have not shit in public in over a decade and a half. If you are not washing your ass with water after a shit you are an animal.
You do smell like shit if don't take a shower. People do notice. It's not enough to be a nuisance but its still noticeable.
I use a portable bidet, which is basically a squirt bottle with an angled nozzle. I haven't used toilet paper in 4 years, and likewise I haven't had a hemorrhoid in the same time.
Toilet paper and then shower afterwards, always.
>fold over toilet paper
>wet with faucet in bathroom
why have i never seen another anon suggest this, ever?
I use dry paper to get the job 90% done then wet a wad of paper in the sink for the coup de grace
Don't forget to lisp when rolling your S's you flaming homosexual.
I bet you use a bidet, don't you? Disgusting sodomite. May God smite your abomination of a life down.