Do you have a cursed commute?

Do you have a cursed commute?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cursed portlander
    you did this to yourself, and only have yourself to blame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I work for Intel 🙁

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I currently commute from Gresham to Hillsboro 2 days a week. I bought a house out there, but I have to rent-back until mid September 🙁

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO

          Just get a box truck and live in there. Saves you thousands of dollars per month.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Saves you thousands of dollars per month
            My car gets 13-14 mpg, so probably accurate lol.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to. It was 35 miles. It wasn't too rare for it to take 2 hours. It's taken 3+ before on rare occasions. Fricking terrible. I quit that job.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go away Dj

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because I'm not a wagie.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live at the bottom of a mountain and my commute is on the other side of it. There is no tunnel and you have to go way fricking far out of the way to go around. So every day I am flooring the gas uphill and killing my mileage. I'm not super conservative, but I don't exactly like increasing my costs to get to work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but when you're going down the other side you use no fuel right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a trade-off I suppose, but the way back is so slammed by traffic that it is stop and go on a decline. I can roll down at 90mph in the dead of night but npcs get scared and slam the brakes to the floor the entire way down with nothing in front of them and clear visibility.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but when you're going down the other side you use no fuel right?

      That's a trade-off I suppose, but the way back is so slammed by traffic that it is stop and go on a decline. I can roll down at 90mph in the dead of night but NPCs get scared and slam the brakes to the floor the entire way down with nothing in front of them and clear visibility.

      If you drive electric car, the drive downward would give you back your battery a charge, ofcourse its not free energy, as you fight it out against the gravity in the first place, but return trip gives some of that back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That return is negligible
        It's a marketing gimmick, like solar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that anon doesn't want a gender reassignment surgery.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gender is social not physical, hence sex dont matter.
          Also Gender is physical, not social, so resurgery is necessary.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, live in the city, work in the burbs. Traffic’s always going the other way.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, to work!
    *cracks up*
    *slaps knee*

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I curse a lot when I commute. Then again, I curse a lot.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i live near there. that stretch of 5 is so fricking soul-suckingly boring.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5:57 PM
    >orange

    You should see how bright red LA is

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    US75 in DFW so yes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, 30 mile drive equals 1 hour minimum.
    https://www.wusa9.com/amp/article/news/local/maryland/americas-worst-commute-continues-to-enrage-southern-maryland-leaders/65-296ee05f-e4ef-4afa-8521-7f3d31c25366

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh they want another homeless Black person masturbation train, to run alongside the existing ones they DONT USE.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, 405 is a complete shithole every single day. Once I'm able to get done with my pilot training then I'm going to leave this shithole to go back to the country.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the worst but it's noticably a lot less fun than my old commute.
    Used to drive ~20 miles away from the city to get to work and at least over half was back roads with little to no other drivers going my direction. Now it's like 8 miles of getting straight into the city and usually involves at least 10+ red lights, another 10+ stop signs, merging into a busy interstate only to jump right off of it. Usually takes 20-35 minutes depending on when and what direction. the fact that I only ever have to go in 3 days a week max though is nice.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. My commute is cursed. Frick Gergely Karacsony.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to when driving from the city. Then I moved further away into the boonies, and with no traffic I have a faster commute even though I'm further away.
    Also been working from home for 3 years now so I rarely come into the office. $30 per day saved on fuel and food

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My commute is only 5km and even then I can work from home if I don't feel like it.

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