All i want is sex on command and someone that cleans the house and cooks for me.
I don't give a fuck about anything else a relationship could bring, just give me my sex maid robot and my life will be complete
Do you guys actually want genuine love?
All i want is sex on command and someone that cleans the house and cooks for me.
I don't give a fuck about anything else a relationship could bring, just give me my sex maid robot and my life will be complete
Yes. I see literally no point in it if it isn't lovey dovey on both sides. I don't care if she's able to do housework or not, if she doesn't actually love me I wont be able to stand it. Also we can live in a shithole together since idk how to do housework either
I wish I could do that for a man but... I have penis
>Do you guys actually want genuine love?
yes, but i guess it depends on what you define as love?
i want to experience it more than sex, easily
im weak like that, i suppose. i daydream about it a lot, but its not happening, ever
>pic describes my father
must of been nice for him
id want the same thing, except the whole having children part
i think having kids in 2023 is stupid and cruel, and only the dumbest smooth brained normies reproduce
not to mention, im confident id be a shitty parent
Porn has ruined you, abstain
i forgot what that meant as a word and thought you were calling him some weird insult like a cumstain on someones abs after they cum on to themselves masturbating but it still implies they have abs or are sperm coming out of someone with abs?
Not OP but funnily enough porn has fucked my sex drive so I think I'd only be interested in loving a partner and not that interested in fucking them outside of babymaking
I want love but it doesn't exist unfortunately
Yeah. I've found it with a redhead, but we can't be together yet.
Hopefully by the end of the year.
i am starting to believe men or a single man does not want love from me for i could provide both that and physical intimacy and also playful bants if only he would give me the chance ;_;
I want to make love to you and give you babies
how do you make love to someone? it is imperative that we make babies for the dawn of a new tomorrow
what kind of land and what kind of animal anon
Just some open plains, okay for some agriculture and some grazing animals like cows. I kinda wanna try out horses as well cause they're cool.
that's very cute anon but they kind of scare me with how big they are. do you like harvest moon/story of seasons it's a really nostalgic farming dating game series
I have heard of harvest moon but never played. I have played stardew valley to completion.
i started stardew but never got to finish! i heard pc is better than mobile of course, did you ever marry in game
where to find someone to be a maker of lover with?
obviously not that anon, but i played stardew valley like twice (two long playthroughs, i mean)
never really got perfection tho, i really should try again later since it's been a while
my one true love in stardew valley is abigail, but i have a small crush on maru as well
yeah i'd love to play again when i get the chance and few other RPGs. i was going to elliot and harvey when playing. i like abigail and maru too.
you kiss them and make lewd stuff with them with loving intent
for me its the reverse. i just want someone that cares about me man
Yeah I want love but it just wont happen. I know I'm 19 and young but I know when to quit. All I want now is some land and animals
based as fuck. no matter how hard our degenrate neolib overlords try they will never kill what's good and pure
I unironically think I am too fucked upstairs for that to ever happen. I am paranoid as shit when it comes to the intentions of other people, and I have already formed much of my life up to this point to run on with virtually nobody in it. I just cannot trust anyone at that level without thinking somewhere that its just a ploy or they are looking to stab me in the back sometime down the line and rugpull me in a moment of weakness. Would not really be fair to expect them to put up with all my shit too.
loser moment
Yes. I need my lover to be my best friend and confidante. Of course since he is a scrote I only tell him 1/100 of what is going on in my brain and only when I'm truly struggling. Or of it's soft shit. Serious hard shit I usually vent online with randoms or try to work it out myself. Men are annoying because they are constantly in problem solving mode they can't just sit back and go "yeah that's fucking rotten I know that feel" they look down on the wittle woman and want to give her a solution. But I like being loved
huh... sounds a lot like what i try to do with people who vent to me
i just can't sit by and just say "oh yeah i know that feel", i don't really enjoy seeing people who confide in me being in a tough spot, i'm compelled to help them instead
i do listen but i do try to come up with some solutions too
only listening sounds like what those vipers people call "friends" do
>Men are annoying because they are constantly in problem solving mode they can't just sit back and go "yeah that's fucking rotten I know that feel" they look down on the wittle woman and want to give her a solution.
Are you fucking retarded? You have a problem and don't want to have it solved? God women brain are really fucked up
This is documented in psych textbooks, how men have trouble empathizing and are constantly in problem solving mode. So it's a problem in your brain it's not your fault. Doesn't mean I don't have a right to call it gay and retarded of you
Yeah just complain about your problems without doing anything so solve it right? Or are you waiting for a man so solve it for you?
You have worms in your head
Blah blah blah I don't feel like playing with you. I say there are some problems the person vented to can't solve, you say why talk about them, I say to relate and share emotions, you say some crap about it being bs and to just deal with it alone, I say you wouldn't have to deal with it alone if you could relate to others and actually have a relationship, you get mad, I tell you to have sex, the end
What the hell are mumbling about? Sit in a corner and cry about your problems since that's what you like to do, no man is coming to help you.
You already got dismissed go play somewhere else
That's not "looking down" on you. You are complaining and they want to help you solve the problem, it is out of respect. What would be looking down on you is saying "aw geez that really sucks! Anyways..."
As a man, when I have a problem, I want to solve it and if someone can give me advice or converse with me and help me fix it then I really appreciate that even if we don't come up with a solution. I don't want to just sit and ferment in the problem. If someone tries to help me, then It shows they care about you and your problem. Women WANT problems just so they can enjoy complaining and I could never understand that, it is fucking backwards
you ever seen the film big daddy? starring adam sandler? go listen to the soundtrack. see anything familiar? you're practically quoting it. you're on LULZ posting the big daddy soundtrack. is that robot behaviour?
I do want geniunely love and a real relationship but I'm a realist and understand how incredibly unlikely it is to happen and how rare it actually is in general. Especially in the short amount of time I'll still be young. I don't believe humans form geniune love past 40 ever. As a consultation prize I'm hoping the nerds make some great androids to fuck and enjoy. I still want to make the best of my life.
I can't get genuine love, best I ever got was obsessive bpd love, which was nice, but I knew it wasn't actually real. Still miss it though. Being lovebombed is like crack
Yes but i do not like having to go out on dates and investing my time on a woman.
I want a wife to cuddle, fuck and who does house chores.
I dont want to go out on dates and shi
love doesn't exist, love is something invented by sappy nerds who write books and movies. i just want an asari sexbot harem
>sex on command
fleshlight
>cleans the house
pay someone to clean up twice a month
>cooks for me
this might be hard to imagine, but there are people willing to cook for you, too, if you pay them
>Do you guys actually want genuine love?
Yes. I am lonely and I want to have mutual love with a woman. I am not a schizoid but I wish I was so bad, then I wouldn't feel this awful yearning every day