Do people eat Koi? They are glorified decoration. Seems wasteful

Do people eat Koi? They are glorified decoration. Seems wasteful

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clearly photoshopped, apparently they're highly prone to parasites.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      koi will keep growing infinitely if they have enough space and don't die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Koi are just Carp, which is commonly eaten and fished for sport

        while this is theoretically true for some fish, I don't think Carp ever manages to go above 100kg.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the scenery is a miniature diorama

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clearly photoshopped
      how can you tell??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can see the pixels

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just ripples in the water reflecting light

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clearly shopped
      Stop talking shite

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats a big fish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glorified decoration? They are just decoration. Anyone who owns them will tell you that. Quit trying to be verbose, you sound like a retard

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About once every 2 years I travel to Niigata and take part in a nishikigoi auction.
    10 years ago I managed to score a beautiful Tanchō Kōhaku (white with a bright red circular mark on its head).
    Cost me more than the actual trip over there, but the japs were absolutely SEETHING.
    Especially after I crammed it up my ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you were supposed to cram the little eels in nipistan, fishcramming is a polish thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based cram post I kneel anon-kun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got me
      not gonna even try to lie

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Keep them as pets, love feeding them.
    They're like toothless piranahs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >checked
      how does that feel on your, erm.. ah... let's say... finger... ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        lets just say the rare deepwater garden gnome sometimes uses them for circumcisions

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolute unit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes a big guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Para tu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dunno if they are super smart or super retarded
      t. stuck in midwit-monke-hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm pelleds :DDDD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      I wish I had a puppy sized fishie in my pond I could feed with a spoon and pet without them swimming away because they're scared

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ._____. *monch* ^________^

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >losing my shit at the office with this post and its replies
      >anon are you ok
      >reply hmmmm pelleds
      >she walks away confused

      Fuck her
      Hmmmmm pelleds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          Based funni photoshopper.
          I laughed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He probably didn't make it. There are very many edits of that footage floating around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is a big goddamn goldfish.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha holy shit they're HUGE you could feed like 2 americans with those

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I'm here to pay my rent for this month. Really? Free again? Thanks!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >not winning a bunch of goldfish at the county fair and releasing them into a pond so you can catch giant goldfish later while also destroying the ecosystem
    NGMI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought fairground goldfish lived like 3 days?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        goldfish in a bowl are like cut flowers in a vase

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just because people don't take care of them right. Goldfish can live a very long time even those ones

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mine lived like like 6-8 years iirc. I kept bringing them back from summer camp as a kid until I needed a huge like tank. I worked summers at a pet store though so I had a little filter and everything for them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that's still like a third of their natural lifespan.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are Carp and carp are knows to be awful tasting. Only jws and slav orc people eat carp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Chinks eat the fuck out of it too, but they eat everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Am slav, luv me carp.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, the bones are shitty, but grilled with garlic and paprika? Good enough to commit atrocities and war crimes over

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I hate carp and carp fishermen, they are both equally stupid. Pic is a based grayling and not cringe carp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      * I catched

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I catched
        Yeah you really have no business calling anyone stupid. The fish probably has a firmer grasp on the English language than you do.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like carp fish in general, not eating, but the look of them and watching them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drink your soy milk today or are you a female

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They are glorified decoration
    the japanese have koi ponds in the hope that one day one of them will transform into a dragon.

    no i am not kidding.
    they really believe in this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      ha, sounds like were they got them magikraps on pokimane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rubber grip
        >still using oven mit
        This guy doesn't even have a pussy. He is just totally smooth and hairless down there

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine that they're similar to goldfish, and goldfish meat is terrible

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do people eat Koi?
    You can flush them down the koilet as far as I’m concerned

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sucked off a 12 year old koi last year. Delicious in soup. Apologies for poor English.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I liked when Trump emptied an entire megabox of pellets into the emperor's koi pond and caused a diplomatic incident.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garden gnomes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What incident did it cause?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People thought it was funny. Clearly that means they believe America is a laughingstock. Don't you watch CNN?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Koi got diabetes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl Harbour

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          >Harbour
          Even as a leaf, I know not to misspell place names.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            My bad, I was taught the British spelling in high school.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      What incident did it cause?

      >"""journalistic integrity"""
      >posting conveniently trimmed and edited videos
      Abe threw first.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait wtf why have i never seen this before?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't look at it. It's dangerous misinformation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's illegal for you to observe this information. Only journalists are allowed to look and process it and disseminate to you at a later date. For your safety of course.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a lie. Trump emptied the box like a madman and then the Japanese guy ironically did it too, but to make Trump not look so bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah thats why trump is still spooning his now empty box

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll spoon your empty box homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shhh! the tv told him different you'll break his brain

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >view house, has koi pond
    >buy house, move in, assume the previous owners would have taken them with them
    >find a note that explains that they were left to them by the previous owners as well, good luck and here's food and stuff for them

    We moved out some years later and left them for the next people. Hopefully the chain continues to this day.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was having so much fan man... i'd shed a tear too. that right there? is what his job really is. he's just a representative of America. a lot of fuckers out there liked him, but someone thought otherwise...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is not the complete version. The end is missing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did he toss the empty box in the water or something

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he cannonballs the koi pond and splashes a portrait of the emperor with fish poopy water and then abe forces the koi keeper to ritually disembowel himself in dishonor

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I read half of this sentence and I'm already disgusted, you filthy animal. Anyway, no one cares about a koi pond. No one cares.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. catfish

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god he was such an embarrassment to our country

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He was perfectly representative of your country. Do not pretend to a dignity you have not held for 40 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck this let's go see the giant gundam
      >hell yeah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He should have gone to see the life size Gundam. He'd come back to the US and order the military to start development on a real one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I went to see it once, it was smaller than Iimagined.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's the size of a five story building, what did you expect? If you want a skyscraper mecha, Japan will have to build a life-size Ideon or GunBuster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He went to see Jiro the Sushi Master and asked for his sushi well-done.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checked and kekd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This video is just reversed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Abe genuinely seemed amused by it, if anything.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big kois for big bois

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The koyim know.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Saw one in a pond here.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Aren't they fucking everywhere in Florida/Georgia waterways because retards keep dumping them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a carp, bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tilapia usually

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Koi are essentially carp, no?
    I would imagine that they would taste like shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carp taste like where they live. If you raise them in a clean pond, they taste quite nice. If you raise them in shit-water...well that flavor will reflect in the final fish.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is it wasteful to eat glorified decoration?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To not eat

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is this real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Koi are goldfish.
    I don't think many people eat goldfish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except for Harvard men of course LOL

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theirs a public koi pond in downtown Vancouver, they're really nice and if you put your hand in the water they swim to you to be pet/fed. Somehow the japs have breaded a fish into a fren.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even cnn says Abe did it first

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    koi are carp, but decorative

    do people eat carp?
    yes
    you can go eat a $3000 koi if you want
    but its muddy tasting and lots of bones so it sucks

    D tier fish

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're a subspecies of carp, they taste like mud

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy Carp

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a house with a koi pond and as soon as I would walk over to feed them its like they could feel the vibrations or something they would all go straight to the surface and start gulping and fighting each other before I even dumped a single pellet.

    They all died when the pond froze over in the winter. The previous owner said its fine to just let it freeze over, said they'd just hibernate bro. Fucking asshole.

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