About once every 2 years I travel to Niigata and take part in a nishikigoi auction.
10 years ago I managed to score a beautiful Tanchō Kōhaku (white with a bright red circular mark on its head).
Cost me more than the actual trip over there, but the japs were absolutely SEETHING.
Especially after I crammed it up my ass.
>not winning a bunch of goldfish at the county fair and releasing them into a pond so you can catch giant goldfish later while also destroying the ecosystem
NGMI
Mine lived like like 6-8 years iirc. I kept bringing them back from summer camp as a kid until I needed a huge like tank. I worked summers at a pet store though so I had a little filter and everything for them.
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>view house, has koi pond >buy house, move in, assume the previous owners would have taken them with them >find a note that explains that they were left to them by the previous owners as well, good luck and here's food and stuff for them
We moved out some years later and left them for the next people. Hopefully the chain continues to this day.
he was having so much fan man... i'd shed a tear too. that right there? is what his job really is. he's just a representative of America. a lot of fuckers out there liked him, but someone thought otherwise...
he cannonballs the koi pond and splashes a portrait of the emperor with fish poopy water and then abe forces the koi keeper to ritually disembowel himself in dishonor
Carp taste like where they live. If you raise them in a clean pond, they taste quite nice. If you raise them in shit-water...well that flavor will reflect in the final fish.
Theirs a public koi pond in downtown Vancouver, they're really nice and if you put your hand in the water they swim to you to be pet/fed. Somehow the japs have breaded a fish into a fren.
I bought a house with a koi pond and as soon as I would walk over to feed them its like they could feel the vibrations or something they would all go straight to the surface and start gulping and fighting each other before I even dumped a single pellet.
They all died when the pond froze over in the winter. The previous owner said its fine to just let it freeze over, said they'd just hibernate bro. Fucking asshole.
clearly photoshopped, apparently they're highly prone to parasites.
koi will keep growing infinitely if they have enough space and don't die
Koi are just Carp, which is commonly eaten and fished for sport
while this is theoretically true for some fish, I don't think Carp ever manages to go above 100kg.
the scenery is a miniature diorama
>clearly photoshopped
how can you tell??
you can see the pixels
Thats just ripples in the water reflecting light
>clearly shopped
Stop talking shite
thats a big fish
For you
Glorified decoration? They are just decoration. Anyone who owns them will tell you that. Quit trying to be verbose, you sound like a retard
About once every 2 years I travel to Niigata and take part in a nishikigoi auction.
10 years ago I managed to score a beautiful Tanchō Kōhaku (white with a bright red circular mark on its head).
Cost me more than the actual trip over there, but the japs were absolutely SEETHING.
Especially after I crammed it up my ass.
BASED
Did you were supposed to cram the little eels in nipistan, fishcramming is a polish thing
Based cram post I kneel anon-kun
got me
not gonna even try to lie
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Keep them as pets, love feeding them.
They're like toothless piranahs
>checked
how does that feel on your, erm.. ah... let's say... finger... ?
It would be extremely painful...
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lets just say the rare deepwater garden gnome sometimes uses them for circumcisions
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absolute unit
hes a big guy
Para tu
dunno if they are super smart or super retarded
t. stuck in midwit-monke-hell
hmmm pelleds :DDDD
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I wish I had a puppy sized fishie in my pond I could feed with a spoon and pet without them swimming away because they're scared
._____. *monch* ^________^
>losing my shit at the office with this post and its replies
>anon are you ok
>reply hmmmm pelleds
>she walks away confused
Fuck her
Hmmmmm pelleds
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Based funni photoshopper.
I laughed
He probably didn't make it. There are very many edits of that footage floating around.
That is a big goddamn goldfish.
Haha holy shit they're HUGE you could feed like 2 americans with those
Hey I'm here to pay my rent for this month. Really? Free again? Thanks!
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>not winning a bunch of goldfish at the county fair and releasing them into a pond so you can catch giant goldfish later while also destroying the ecosystem
NGMI
I thought fairground goldfish lived like 3 days?
goldfish in a bowl are like cut flowers in a vase
That's just because people don't take care of them right. Goldfish can live a very long time even those ones
Mine lived like like 6-8 years iirc. I kept bringing them back from summer camp as a kid until I needed a huge like tank. I worked summers at a pet store though so I had a little filter and everything for them.
And that's still like a third of their natural lifespan.
They are Carp and carp are knows to be awful tasting. Only jws and slav orc people eat carp.
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Chinks eat the fuck out of it too, but they eat everything
Can confirm. Am slav, luv me carp.
This, the bones are shitty, but grilled with garlic and paprika? Good enough to commit atrocities and war crimes over
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I hate carp and carp fishermen, they are both equally stupid. Pic is a based grayling and not cringe carp.
* I catched
>I catched
Yeah you really have no business calling anyone stupid. The fish probably has a firmer grasp on the English language than you do.
I like carp fish in general, not eating, but the look of them and watching them.
Drink your soy milk today or are you a female
>They are glorified decoration
the japanese have koi ponds in the hope that one day one of them will transform into a dragon.
no i am not kidding.
they really believe in this shit.
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ha, sounds like were they got them magikraps on pokimane
>rubber grip
>still using oven mit
This guy doesn't even have a pussy. He is just totally smooth and hairless down there
I imagine that they're similar to goldfish, and goldfish meat is terrible
>Do people eat Koi?
You can flush them down the koilet as far as I’m concerned
I sucked off a 12 year old koi last year. Delicious in soup. Apologies for poor English.
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I liked when Trump emptied an entire megabox of pellets into the emperor's koi pond and caused a diplomatic incident.
garden gnomes
What incident did it cause?
People thought it was funny. Clearly that means they believe America is a laughingstock. Don't you watch CNN?
What?
The Koi got diabetes
Pearl Harbour
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>Harbour
Even as a leaf, I know not to misspell place names.
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My bad, I was taught the British spelling in high school.
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>"""journalistic integrity"""
>posting conveniently trimmed and edited videos
Abe threw first.
Wait wtf why have i never seen this before?
Don't look at it. It's dangerous misinformation.
It's illegal for you to observe this information. Only journalists are allowed to look and process it and disseminate to you at a later date. For your safety of course.
It's a lie. Trump emptied the box like a madman and then the Japanese guy ironically did it too, but to make Trump not look so bad.
yeah thats why trump is still spooning his now empty box
I'll spoon your empty box homosexual
Shhh! the tv told him different you'll break his brain
>view house, has koi pond
>buy house, move in, assume the previous owners would have taken them with them
>find a note that explains that they were left to them by the previous owners as well, good luck and here's food and stuff for them
We moved out some years later and left them for the next people. Hopefully the chain continues to this day.
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he was having so much fan man... i'd shed a tear too. that right there? is what his job really is. he's just a representative of America. a lot of fuckers out there liked him, but someone thought otherwise...
That is not the complete version. The end is missing.
did he toss the empty box in the water or something
he cannonballs the koi pond and splashes a portrait of the emperor with fish poopy water and then abe forces the koi keeper to ritually disembowel himself in dishonor
I read half of this sentence and I'm already disgusted, you filthy animal. Anyway, no one cares about a koi pond. No one cares.
t. catfish
god he was such an embarrassment to our country
He was perfectly representative of your country. Do not pretend to a dignity you have not held for 40 years.
>fuck this let's go see the giant gundam
>hell yeah
He should have gone to see the life size Gundam. He'd come back to the US and order the military to start development on a real one.
I went to see it once, it was smaller than Iimagined.
It's the size of a five story building, what did you expect? If you want a skyscraper mecha, Japan will have to build a life-size Ideon or GunBuster.
He went to see Jiro the Sushi Master and asked for his sushi well-done.
Checked and kekd
This video is just reversed.
Abe genuinely seemed amused by it, if anything.
big kois for big bois
The koyim know.
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Saw one in a pond here.
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Aren't they fucking everywhere in Florida/Georgia waterways because retards keep dumping them?
it's just a carp, bro
Tilapia usually
Koi are essentially carp, no?
I would imagine that they would taste like shit.
Carp taste like where they live. If you raise them in a clean pond, they taste quite nice. If you raise them in shit-water...well that flavor will reflect in the final fish.
How is it wasteful to eat glorified decoration?
To not eat
WTF is this real
Yes
Koi are goldfish.
I don't think many people eat goldfish.
Except for Harvard men of course LOL
Theirs a public koi pond in downtown Vancouver, they're really nice and if you put your hand in the water they swim to you to be pet/fed. Somehow the japs have breaded a fish into a fren.
Even cnn says Abe did it first
koi are carp, but decorative
do people eat carp?
yes
you can go eat a $3000 koi if you want
but its muddy tasting and lots of bones so it sucks
D tier fish
they're a subspecies of carp, they taste like mud
Holy Carp
I bought a house with a koi pond and as soon as I would walk over to feed them its like they could feel the vibrations or something they would all go straight to the surface and start gulping and fighting each other before I even dumped a single pellet.
They all died when the pond froze over in the winter. The previous owner said its fine to just let it freeze over, said they'd just hibernate bro. Fucking asshole.