Do bassists get girls?

Or is the meme that girls don't give a shit about the bass player true?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it isnt going to help you but you can get a girl like anyone else

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can. It's more about charisma than the instrument

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lothar Matteus lookin ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bass is a girl instrument

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute goddess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes if they are groovy. Listen to more Chic.

      Also this.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls don’t know the difference between bass and guitar

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This chart was clearly made by a drummer. You can tell by the fact that their understanding of the difference between sexes comes from bathroom door pictograms. And they put themselves at the top even though the achievement isn't noteworthy.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol no. Most bassists are literally girls themselves too lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source: my ass

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Newsted is an incel and Cliff died a virgin. Rob fucks tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jason is an incel
      Guy is literally married and likely fucks every day, that, and Cliff most definitely had a considerable amount of sex before he died.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This phenomenon is only the product of circumstance in that in most bands the bassist is played by the least talented of three guitarists. Bass players who are frontmen for the band because they write all the songs (Nikki Sixx) or also sing (Tom Araya) don't have this problem.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony Levin definitely got bitches

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The drummer & bassist are a match made in heaven, just saying

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony Fox Sales was married to a play boy model and is a giga chad. Mark Sandman was also a chad until the end. Dee Dee Ramone also did fairly well for himself, his wife before he died was cute as fuck

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey at least you guys are doing better than us keyboard players, girls will mistake your bass for a guitar and have sex with you

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I sing and play guitar?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the genre. For rock and metal the meme is true and bass is just a gimped guitar. For almost every other genre they get girls because bass is what women dance to, and in nerd genres like jazz fusion the bassist will often be the only cool one who fucks in the entire band

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >already got an angry root note cuck

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pete Wentz seems to be the exception to this rule but his band sucks so who cares.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When they do screamed vocals or something and are the fittest guy in the band, yes

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bassists get gigs.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bootsy Collins definitely got insane amounts of pussy.

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