Do Americans really live like this?

Do Americans really live like this?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. You don't have a giant spool near your front door?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In the 70s/80s/90s those made really cheap tables (free). We rolled one into my friend's basement and played Risk on it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they were so common when I was growing up my dumbass thought they were just tables. Not until I was like 16 someone told me what they are

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, very much. Favorite cartoon.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    New Jersey is a fucking hellhole. But I think it's a pretty great place.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what a ATHF style Star Butterfly knock off would look like? How would she interact with the gang?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably like the original version where she's crazy and only thinks she's from another world and fighting monsters. It leads to Carl getting horribly mutated. And then some grotesque monster shows up and everyone thinks that Star was actually telling the truth only for the monster to just calmly say that he's never seen that girl before and that he was there to present world peace and the cure to all diseases. Then Star chainsaws him and he catches on fire. The gang just go back into their house as literal Hell breaks loose and the episode ends.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    >he doesn't have a door shaped exactly like him
    Next thing you'll tell me your things don't explode if they fall on the ground.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      Bet he doesn't even have a bitching cart like this

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    When I was a teen I thought carl was a fucking loser. Now I realize he was living the dream

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Single. Old. Happy as fuck. Probably one of the best characters in animation just because of that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Now I realize he was living the dream
      >Gets maimed every episode he's in
      If you say so

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >lives alone
        >works outta da house
        >has sex with prostitutes every week
        >drives 2Wycked
        >dies in glorious fashion before mistakes catch up with him
        The dream

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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          Don't forget he gets raped by a hand banana dog multiple times. Is that also a part of the dream?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It is if you're a white woman.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >constantly having sex
            I see no downsides

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bachelor and homeowner with a bitchin' ride.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      I used to think Beavis and Butthead was the best cartoon ever. Now it's tied with ATHF. Both shows master the art of shitposting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        You call that shitposting?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Men take several years to grow. You'll understand in the future.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think food would survive this long in an average American home

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Various kinds of trash yes
    But the same detritus you can find in any nation. Part of why aqua teen is funny, the low class antics are inherently relatable anywhere in the western world whether its trailer trash, ghetto dwellers, or gypsies the behaviors and mentalities are universal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >But the same detritus you can find in any nation.
      Sorry to let you know this anon but you don't find nearly as much or any of that kind of trashy living everywhere. Former cold war eastern Europe has plenty, third world and developing countries have plenty, but in civilized first world countries America is weird for just how much trash it has due to a lack of social programs and actual infrastructure. We don't get those because big government bad social programs share syllables with socialism and are therefore bad, and the trash are programmed to hate these things so they'll keep being trash.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >but in civilized first world countries America is weird for just how much trash it has
        No its not you're just not looking. Every western euro nation has a comparable amount of both urban and rural trash.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Its the lack of social programs and infrastructures fault that despite the trash can 10 feet from the trash the you know who's cannot be bothered.

        No its sort of the 80 IQ that keeps them from being able to fit into society. Why the more of them you're around/breed despite being on more social programs then the people they are wronging the country gets worse.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FAST FOOD AND GANG VIOLENCE

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People in the urban North East US do at least.
    t. Lives here.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, i have a door with my exactly own shape

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    >euros seething over being unable to deepfry an entire goddamn cow you filled with cheese

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Scotland probably does that

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    >Yuropoors salty about not being able to dig a massive hole to get around their neighbor's extremely high-tech security system so they can use their above-ground pool without their permission
    what a miserable existence

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I presently am living this way.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Next time some anon is complaining to you about all the gays and liberals in american cities and how great and wholesome small town rural america is, just remember: they're the ones who live like this. They don't know any different or anything better, they think they are normal, and they validate this by complaining about how awful cities are though they've never been.

    And when you call them out on this they instantly start putting together a rant about a city in california because they don't know anything else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Northern New Jersey
      >Small town rural America
      I'm cracking the fuck up at this post

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon small town rural america looks the same as crumbling rust belt cities. One of the main things about the rust belt is that due to the decline of industry and population decline, there's really not much difference at all beyond there being more metal to rust.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Northern New Jersey
      >Small town rural America
      I'm cracking the fuck up at this post

      Anon small town rural america looks the same as crumbling rust belt cities. One of the main things about the rust belt is that due to the decline of industry and population decline, there's really not much difference at all beyond there being more metal to rust.

      >everyone else is playing along and having fun
      >seething pod person comes in and takes it literally, believes xe is in good company, attempts to dump on the heckin chuds
      Really wish these election tourists would go back to twitter already

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We saw your first few posts, you're not fooling anyone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NJ is a blue state and houses like ATHF are common sight in coastal cities and suburbs

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    Minus the repeated break-ins by random aliens and monsters, I think they actually live better than some people

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Frylock's definitely content with it.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >That episode where Frylock moves out and Shake burns styrofoam for warmth while Meatwad rubs rotting raw chicken in his eyes
    Just glad my life never got that bad.

    I'm pretty much Carl though.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2 bedroom/ 0 bath
    That pile of clothes in the hallway is ruined

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    Gentleman, behold
    I have turned myself into a pickle
    Bahahahahah

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    Deet deet deet deet! Who else likes saying deet?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    >Implying that New Jersey is part of America...

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, we are literally sentient fast food.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    New Jersians do
    Source: New Jersian.

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