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how do alligators reproduce anon
You can't ask such complex questions to people with single digit IQ
In the water. One upside down the other right side up
they do it gator style, fucking retard
>Can have sex in the water
>Alligators are the size of T-Rex's and the same as a stegosaurus with spikes lining its back
Are you retarded?
Anon, dinos did scuba acrobatics to classical music in order to reproduce. Isn't that just common sense?
Yes those huge fuck dinos 500km inland found a pond deep enough for their scuba acrobatic mating ritual. Trust the s.oyence
Ok well what about kangaroos then, chud?
>a porcupine can’t reproduce with all of those spikes on its back
Retard
>Comparing a tiny flexible rodent with quills on its back to a giant heavier not as flexible reptile with huge solid spikes on its back/tail
Are you stupid?
>somehow knows the flexibility of animals that existed millions of years ago
Hedgehogs.
>Hedgehogs
Not real. Next
Like sex with an ugly girl. Jizz into your hand and throw it at her.
sideways 8)
I use to listen to “The Higher Side Chats” for years, until about a month ago they had some British couple floating the idea that dinosaurs are made up. I heard them out, repeating the same few convoluted and frankly, retarded questions but they did bring up a few points and only did I realize I was the idiot for taking any of this seriously was when the host asked “haha how did they fuck bro, spikes on the back it just doesn’t work haha”
They still exist, you know.
You can go watch how birds mate if that's how you want to spend a day.
>BIRDZ IZ DNOES
You are fucking hilarious.
Thanks, I'm glad you find taxonomy entertaining.
>DRAGONS EXIST
>DRAGONS EXISTED
>Ok, actually, they didn't breathe fire and we need to call them dinos now
>Ok, actually, we put these dinos together wrong, but these new ones are totally right
>Ok, now we think they may have had feathers and been distantly related to birds
>Our models showed that they couldn't have roared, so maybe they just made cooing noises <--- YOU ARE HERE
>Ok, maybe they clucked
>Alright, they were just big chickens
>Ok, they were regular chickens
>Chickens are dinosaurs, let's put them in a museum
Oh yes this one too. They might be literal dead dragons. Almost every culture in the world has storied of killing dragons, it would self explanatory that everyone would be doing it to the point of genociding them.
That's how science works. It changes as we develop new theories and technologies.
Science is mostly bullshit. Start replicating your fake made up studies and we'll talk.
How do carnivores get to be that big? What the fuck was it eating?
yo mama
prroo prroo
Then Galapagos turtles are scam as well.
This is the shittiest creationist argument, bar none
Dinosaurs are real and God made them so we can have vroom vroom cars neck yourself leaf
>creationist
Creationists believe in Dinosaurs, or they prefer to refer to them as Dragons. They just believe dinosaur/dragons lived among man.
OP is some nu-age nagger, or kike glowie well poisoner.
Do young earth creationists think dinos are real?
yeah they say they were on Noah's ark
>no no believe us
well can I x-ray the dinosaur fossiles to prove they're real
>heh no bro you can't we paint them with lead paint
why would you paint rocks with lead paint
>they're radioactive
dinosaur fossils are radioactive?
>Yes!
how? why? that's silly
>stop being a biggot you can't x-ray them or cut them open, you'll get cancer
I'm just going to do it anyway
pic rel
make sure you get your booster fag
You can literally buy polished fossilized bones at the store stfu lmao
>Hah, i shall counter your point that this is a shitty argument by using a complete theory as an example!
What's it like being this embarrassing? I'm not even anti religious
>You can literally buy polished fossilized bones at the store stfu lmao
lol
>fossilization takes millions of years!
so how are there fossils of leafs
>SHUT UP!
Go to a mining company store, they'll sell you a bone
>HOW R DER LEEVS
lack of bacteria causing decomposition
Cellulose is harder to decompose than flesh, but not as hard as bone, which is why a leaf is less likely to fossilize
Think of a mosquito in amber. Why is it still there? Sealed environment. Now put that environment thousands of feet below the surface where no bacteria or moisture exists and open it
>bugs can fossilize goy
lol
Fossils aren't actually living tissue retard they're the replacement of tissue by surrounding elements
There's no dna in a fossil it's just rocks, holy shit, nobody is saying an actual bug was preserved by magic and its body survived millions of years
the fossilization process takes millions of years and the body of the fossilized thing has to survive so that fossil can be formed
if the body is destroyed before fossilization, there will be no fossil or an incomplete one
the face that you think that a leaf or bug lasted tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands or millions of years is so fucking stupid its ridiculous
the anger you're feeling is cognitive dissonance and it's entirely misplaced
be mad at the organized effort to fool you
not the person pointing out you've been fooled
Read
and keep coping, i already explained how it can happen
>BUT HOW
The odds are low as fuck which is why with more fragile things like bugs and leaves there are fewer preserved specimens relative to the sheer number that existed throughout history
right so fossils of bugs exist because of amber
makes sense
weird they never find anything in amber that's substantially different than modern bugs
>Ignores the fact that i clearly state it can happen without amber, I'm just using the amber environment as an example
>Never find anything different in amber
Except they do and you're still a retard
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/11/world/dinosaur-bird-head-skull-amber-scn/index.html
>Inb4 LE CNN
You can look up more idc it was just the first
>dinosaur
>tiny
>is a bird
lololol
Dinosaurs can be bird sized. Feel free to find a modern skull matching that one. There's examples of other things too, you still haven't proven me wrong in any way, shape, or form
>BUT ABOUT BUT WHAT ABOUT BUT WHAT ABOUT
That's all you can do, just say "nuh uh" like a petulant child
>Feel free to find a modern skull matching that one.
Ok now post the skull, retard
>Didn't post the skull because he knows he's wildly different
Ok zoomer
>be mad at the organized effort to fool you
was it the freemasons, anon? the jesuits? knights of malta? anthony "da pole-smokin' gnome" fauci?
yes and many more
Nah it doesn't beat the absolute FUCKTARDED saying that EVERFUCKINGTHING CAME FROM NOTHING AND NOTHING EXPOLDED AND CREATED EVERYFUCKINGTHING
Seculars are the dumbest fucking slave golems then even naggers. At least naggers have the sentience for tribalism
>gravity is real goy
well if its real the math doesn't work out how to galaxies spin at that speed and not fall apart
>well, I'm glad you asked, it turns out that almost all matter in the universe is invisible, can't be touched, has never been captured, and cannot be measured by any known scientific device, and that makes up the missing mass required for galactic spin
that seems like something some idiot made up to justify gravity
>NOBEL PRIZE PLEASE
Yup, the average joe doesn't realize much of these concepts are basically theoretical at best and a religious cult at worst. So much we barely know that we're still discovering new enzymes and interactions in the human body. A lot of shit about space and physics are people making shit up based on previously made up bullshit. It would be as if cold was a measurable thing rather than it actually being a lack of heat which is measurable.
>I don't know shit about reality so it must be God!
I always knew komodo dragons weren't real.
How much do they weigh? How much does a dinosaur weigh?
t. Art Donovan
Kek. If I have not seen the pic I would not belive it.
>dodos, penguins and chickens cant fly
>but these fuckers could
Do dinotards believe this shit?
I didn't know dodos penguins and chickens had wings that big, where do they hide them?
WOAH! Since they all have the same weight, bone density, wingspan, etc it must be a perfect comparison! Jinkies!
Chickens can fly.
You’ve never seen a dodo yet you believe they existed.
They probably didn’t look like that because they were drawn around their skeletons. They could have been fat or furry or had feathers or anything
If we did the same for every animal they would look scary af
Dinosaurs are either:
1. Satan's failed experiments
2. Fallen angels
3. Nephilim
Carbon dating is completely flawed and there's no chance they didn't co exist with humans.
Bro you gotta let go of these semitic ideas
dude, maybe they're just big chickens?
>Carbon dating is completely flawed
This is true though. There is no way to know that a foreign source of carbon did not contaminate the sample.
>Oh carbon decays at x rate so if we find y amount of carbon that means we can infer the age
No homosexual what if foreign carbon contaminated the source, completely unreliable bullshit.
carbon 14 proves young earth
you're misinformed on carbon contamination
https://grisda.org/origins-51006
DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
They might have done the salmon kind of thing where the female dumps eggs on the ground and the male walks over and squirts semen on them.
There are no dinosaurs
Nukes don't exist
Space is fake and gay
Dinos don't exist cause human beings killed all of them.
egg-layers often fertilize in the nest.
t. mr. salmon
...how do whales fuck?
With the assistance of the water. Are you telling me that giant T-rex's did it and their heavy weight wasn't an issue at all nor their little arms. Did a big female stegosaurus somehow implant her spikes into the ground, spread her legs (my body is ready), and then somehow unplant herself going about her day?
Hi, Cass.
I fapped to OP's post. I am degenerate.
I mean there are some interesting things about this whole dinosaur thing but I still don't see how it's relevant to politics
>fossilization is real goy
>The Bible is wrong!
Genesis talks about the creation of the WORLD.
When placed against the texts of the Enuma Elish, this occurred sometime after the destruction of the planet Tiamat in the Great Solar War, and would corroborate with the idea that the "God" described in the Bible is a planetary engineering race (that the Enuma Elish identifies as the Marduk) that started a new Biome experiment here on this planet approximately 6000 years ago.
When you realize that
> all religions are telling the truth
and simultaneously
> all religions are lying
it all starts to become clear that its all talking about one big picture that stupid humans have been seeing tiny slices into and getting completely the fuck wrong, like we always do.
> tldr; all holy books tell different pieces of the same story, but none of them tells the whole story
They ARE lying though that dinosaurs could have existed on THIS planet as it exists today. The planet's mass, oxygen levels, and magnetosphere were all enhanced compared to now because the planet hadnt suffered the fatal blow delivered by Qingu and the Marduk
This is why the bible states that everything exists in a diminutive state on this planet now.
Masons worship the Marduk. israelites worship the Qingu.
>planet
name fag believes in space
lol
lmao even
believing in space is so incredibly gay
>Oo oo I know! Let's give it stripes and a fucking buzz saw for a mouth!
>That's retarded, they'll never believe that
>They: We totally believe it
Modern sharks also have buzz saw mouths.
So the Langoliers were just ancient shark mouths all along.
normies need to accept that the experts barely know naything. all the applied knowledge we have like making an airplane fly was obtain through trial and error. all theoretical fields are full of shit.
Clearly, but hey I feel for that one too as little kid. Isn't it funny how no one ever saw a dino bone until the 1800's cowboys days when there were large cash incentives to make shit up.
and if you cut any of them open you find soft tissue or plaster
>Think about it, have you ever seen a turtle yourself?
I had a pet turtle. A hawk came and took him, no lie. Very traumatic.
>I had a pet turtle. A hawk came and took him, no lie. Very traumatic.
and CONVINIENTLY there are no proof of the alledged "turtles" left....
this board hosts some of the lowest IQ retards
POOOOOOOOOIPPPP
It's simply reddit without panties.
never seen alligators fucking?
It's always "see you later" when I watch them.
Are any of the dinosaurs real or is it all just random bones, an imagination and 10kg of plaster to make it a reality
None of it is real.
>find two bones
>pull a dinosaur skeleton out of your ass
>don't even display the real bones at the museum
>just a 3d printed replica to preserve the """real bones"""
>making 3d-printed replicas before 3d printers existed
Did they lie about 3D printers, too?
No man.. those bones were never found.
jesus wasn't real
dumbass leaf
Dinosaurs were immortal like everything else on earth was when it was an oxygen rich environment.
Whatever brought on co2 in the small ice trap/crater we live inside of made it hospitable to plant life but everything else either died or adapted or changed radically (some dinosaurs are birds now).
The Bible cope in genesis is that “god got tired of us so we only live 120 years now.”
Actual reptilians live outside of our ice crater and are terrified of the co2 / ice wall melting , they’ll become mortal or die like everything else on the planet did when this section that were prisoners in was breached with co2.
We’re just here as slaves to make electronics and luxury goods for export. They consider us “contaminated.”
Realest post ITT
Why the fuck can't we live forever using oxygen tanks then retard
>Dinosaurs were immortal
>they ded now tho
go away
>YAAAAAS THE DINOES WUZ REAL JUST LIKE IN MY JURASSIC PARK MOVIES
Dinosaurs = Giant reptile
Reprile = Reproduction throught eggs
Image = Mammalian Reproduction
(You) = A fucking moron
Imagine believing in dinosaurs because someone told you so. Everyone else around you believes in it too. If you don't go along with it you'll be shunned and ostracized. So you believe in giant birds that did scuba gymnastics to fuck 65 gorillion years ago confirmed by carbon dating.
Based
Imagine thinking crocodiles are modern dinosaurs, the amount of mental gymnastics is crazy
lol
Earth is flat
Space is fake
Evolution is a lie
Dinosaurs never existed
Christ is King
Of the israelites
>Dinosaurs are fake as fuck
this
What if the pieces we've found are merely leftover fragments from statues a prior civilization had in *their* museums? Like, they'd take something simple like a turkey for pheasant skeleton model, then blow it up so entire classes of veterinary & zoological students could study them easier? We're literally making statues of a statue.
Lay off the sauce for a while.
>What if the pieces we've found are merely leftover fragments from statues a prior civilization had in *their* museums?
this is my favorite cope, when marks just make up fan fiction on behalf of the Satanic secret societies that are intentionally tricking them. I fucking love it. keep going
So uh, how do lizards fuck OP?
dont talk that way about Tiamat's Dragons. their planet was way cooler than the fake and gay "Earth" made out of elmers glue and dino bones
retard slide thread
>OP doesn't know how salamanders reproduce
Why do fundamentalist idiot Christians like 4shit so much?
>Why do fundamentalist idiot Christians like 4shit so much?
better question, why do israelite hate Christians so much?
everything possible should theoretically be questioned at all times, if something doesn't stand up to scrutiny, so be it. not by 'scientists', but everyone. science is a method and nothing more.
maybe dinosaurs had several-meter-long prehensile benises that enabled them to have sex in any number of whacky positions, including side-by-side, facing away from one another, reverse upside-down doggy, etc
They get even more fake once you find out how they come up with new dinosaur species.
I watched jurassic world: dominion last night.
that movie is basically retarded
like, medically retarded
I turned it off in within the first 5 minutes
i have seen a turtle dumbfuck, what i haven't seen is a mythical 90 foot tall turtle with WOAH BADASS SPIKES
This is such cope. Change the subject and attempt to humiliate because you can't conceive of being lied to or the cognitive dissonance is too much for you.
>>so the bones were placed there by aliens to confuse our reality
Would make a great movie
Question: Why are normal fags so scared to believe that not everything has an explanation and le science is not the creme de la creme of being? I don't think we're asking too much, just to simply consider the possibility that there are things that defy explanation and perhaps there are lies orchestrated to cater to the masses.
i've literally seen videos of this exact species of tortoise fucking. it's hilarious
I saw it in person at a zoo. A zoo employee specifically brought me over to their exhibit just to see the look on my face (yes it was a slow day).
>140 posts replying to this trash
You retards really have no right to ever complain about the state of this board and no right to ever complain about the things we're against still overpowering us. You only have yourselves to blame when you allow fucking retards like this to exist in out midst.
If dinosaurs aren't real then how do you explain this?
You're such a dinomaxxed scalecel babe. You're in your formic acid arc.
Next OP will say thar Nikki Haley is fake.