Dinosaurs are fake as fuck


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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do alligators reproduce anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can't ask such complex questions to people with single digit IQ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In the water. One upside down the other right side up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they do it gator style, fucking retard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Can have sex in the water
      >Alligators are the size of T-Rex's and the same as a stegosaurus with spikes lining its back

      Are you retarded?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, dinos did scuba acrobatics to classical music in order to reproduce. Isn't that just common sense?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes those huge fuck dinos 500km inland found a pond deep enough for their scuba acrobatic mating ritual. Trust the s.oyence

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ok well what about kangaroos then, chud?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >a porcupine can’t reproduce with all of those spikes on its back
        Retard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Comparing a tiny flexible rodent with quills on its back to a giant heavier not as flexible reptile with huge solid spikes on its back/tail

          Are you stupid?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >somehow knows the flexibility of animals that existed millions of years ago

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hedgehogs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Hedgehogs
        Not real. Next

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Like sex with an ugly girl. Jizz into your hand and throw it at her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sideways 8)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I use to listen to “The Higher Side Chats” for years, until about a month ago they had some British couple floating the idea that dinosaurs are made up. I heard them out, repeating the same few convoluted and frankly, retarded questions but they did bring up a few points and only did I realize I was the idiot for taking any of this seriously was when the host asked “haha how did they fuck bro, spikes on the back it just doesn’t work haha”

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They still exist, you know.
    You can go watch how birds mate if that's how you want to spend a day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >BIRDZ IZ DNOES
      You are fucking hilarious.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I'm glad you find taxonomy entertaining.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >DRAGONS EXIST
        >DRAGONS EXISTED
        >Ok, actually, they didn't breathe fire and we need to call them dinos now
        >Ok, actually, we put these dinos together wrong, but these new ones are totally right
        >Ok, now we think they may have had feathers and been distantly related to birds
        >Our models showed that they couldn't have roared, so maybe they just made cooing noises <--- YOU ARE HERE
        >Ok, maybe they clucked
        >Alright, they were just big chickens
        >Ok, they were regular chickens
        >Chickens are dinosaurs, let's put them in a museum

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yes this one too. They might be literal dead dragons. Almost every culture in the world has storied of killing dragons, it would self explanatory that everyone would be doing it to the point of genociding them.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's how science works. It changes as we develop new theories and technologies.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Science is mostly bullshit. Start replicating your fake made up studies and we'll talk.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How do carnivores get to be that big? What the fuck was it eating?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yo mama

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        prroo prroo

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Then Galapagos turtles are scam as well.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is the shittiest creationist argument, bar none

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaurs are real and God made them so we can have vroom vroom cars neck yourself leaf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >creationist
      Creationists believe in Dinosaurs, or they prefer to refer to them as Dragons. They just believe dinosaur/dragons lived among man.

      OP is some nu-age nagger, or kike glowie well poisoner.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do young earth creationists think dinos are real?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah they say they were on Noah's ark

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no no believe us
      well can I x-ray the dinosaur fossiles to prove they're real
      >heh no bro you can't we paint them with lead paint
      why would you paint rocks with lead paint
      >they're radioactive
      dinosaur fossils are radioactive?
      >Yes!
      how? why? that's silly
      >stop being a biggot you can't x-ray them or cut them open, you'll get cancer
      I'm just going to do it anyway
      pic rel

      make sure you get your booster fag

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can literally buy polished fossilized bones at the store stfu lmao

        Nah it doesn't beat the absolute FUCKTARDED saying that EVERFUCKINGTHING CAME FROM NOTHING AND NOTHING EXPOLDED AND CREATED EVERYFUCKINGTHING
        Seculars are the dumbest fucking slave golems then even naggers. At least naggers have the sentience for tribalism

        >Hah, i shall counter your point that this is a shitty argument by using a complete theory as an example!
        What's it like being this embarrassing? I'm not even anti religious

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You can literally buy polished fossilized bones at the store stfu lmao
          lol
          >fossilization takes millions of years!
          so how are there fossils of leafs
          >SHUT UP!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Go to a mining company store, they'll sell you a bone
            >HOW R DER LEEVS
            lack of bacteria causing decomposition
            Cellulose is harder to decompose than flesh, but not as hard as bone, which is why a leaf is less likely to fossilize
            Think of a mosquito in amber. Why is it still there? Sealed environment. Now put that environment thousands of feet below the surface where no bacteria or moisture exists and open it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >bugs can fossilize goy
              lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fossils aren't actually living tissue retard they're the replacement of tissue by surrounding elements
                There's no dna in a fossil it's just rocks, holy shit, nobody is saying an actual bug was preserved by magic and its body survived millions of years

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the fossilization process takes millions of years and the body of the fossilized thing has to survive so that fossil can be formed
                if the body is destroyed before fossilization, there will be no fossil or an incomplete one
                the face that you think that a leaf or bug lasted tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands or millions of years is so fucking stupid its ridiculous
                the anger you're feeling is cognitive dissonance and it's entirely misplaced
                be mad at the organized effort to fool you
                not the person pointing out you've been fooled

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Read

                Go to a mining company store, they'll sell you a bone
                >HOW R DER LEEVS
                lack of bacteria causing decomposition
                Cellulose is harder to decompose than flesh, but not as hard as bone, which is why a leaf is less likely to fossilize
                Think of a mosquito in amber. Why is it still there? Sealed environment. Now put that environment thousands of feet below the surface where no bacteria or moisture exists and open it

                and keep coping, i already explained how it can happen
                >BUT HOW
                The odds are low as fuck which is why with more fragile things like bugs and leaves there are fewer preserved specimens relative to the sheer number that existed throughout history

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                right so fossils of bugs exist because of amber
                makes sense
                weird they never find anything in amber that's substantially different than modern bugs

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Ignores the fact that i clearly state it can happen without amber, I'm just using the amber environment as an example
                >Never find anything different in amber
                Except they do and you're still a retard
                https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/11/world/dinosaur-bird-head-skull-amber-scn/index.html
                >Inb4 LE CNN
                You can look up more idc it was just the first

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >dinosaur
                >tiny
                >is a bird
                lololol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosaurs can be bird sized. Feel free to find a modern skull matching that one. There's examples of other things too, you still haven't proven me wrong in any way, shape, or form
                >BUT ABOUT BUT WHAT ABOUT BUT WHAT ABOUT
                That's all you can do, just say "nuh uh" like a petulant child

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Feel free to find a modern skull matching that one.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ok now post the skull, retard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't post the skull because he knows he's wildly different
                Ok zoomer

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >be mad at the organized effort to fool you
                was it the freemasons, anon? the jesuits? knights of malta? anthony "da pole-smokin' gnome" fauci?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yes and many more

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it doesn't beat the absolute FUCKTARDED saying that EVERFUCKINGTHING CAME FROM NOTHING AND NOTHING EXPOLDED AND CREATED EVERYFUCKINGTHING
      Seculars are the dumbest fucking slave golems then even naggers. At least naggers have the sentience for tribalism

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >gravity is real goy
        well if its real the math doesn't work out how to galaxies spin at that speed and not fall apart
        >well, I'm glad you asked, it turns out that almost all matter in the universe is invisible, can't be touched, has never been captured, and cannot be measured by any known scientific device, and that makes up the missing mass required for galactic spin
        that seems like something some idiot made up to justify gravity
        >NOBEL PRIZE PLEASE

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, the average joe doesn't realize much of these concepts are basically theoretical at best and a religious cult at worst. So much we barely know that we're still discovering new enzymes and interactions in the human body. A lot of shit about space and physics are people making shit up based on previously made up bullshit. It would be as if cold was a measurable thing rather than it actually being a lack of heat which is measurable.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't know shit about reality so it must be God!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I always knew komodo dragons weren't real.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How much do they weigh? How much does a dinosaur weigh?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        t. Art Donovan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. If I have not seen the pic I would not belive it.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dodos, penguins and chickens cant fly
    >but these fuckers could
    Do dinotards believe this shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know dodos penguins and chickens had wings that big, where do they hide them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WOAH! Since they all have the same weight, bone density, wingspan, etc it must be a perfect comparison! Jinkies!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chickens can fly.

      You’ve never seen a dodo yet you believe they existed.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They probably didn’t look like that because they were drawn around their skeletons. They could have been fat or furry or had feathers or anything
    If we did the same for every animal they would look scary af

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs are either:
    1. Satan's failed experiments
    2. Fallen angels
    3. Nephilim
    Carbon dating is completely flawed and there's no chance they didn't co exist with humans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you gotta let go of these semitic ideas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dude, maybe they're just big chickens?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Carbon dating is completely flawed
      This is true though. There is no way to know that a foreign source of carbon did not contaminate the sample.
      >Oh carbon decays at x rate so if we find y amount of carbon that means we can infer the age
      No homosexual what if foreign carbon contaminated the source, completely unreliable bullshit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        carbon 14 proves young earth
        you're misinformed on carbon contamination
        https://grisda.org/origins-51006

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They might have done the salmon kind of thing where the female dumps eggs on the ground and the male walks over and squirts semen on them.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are no dinosaurs
    Nukes don't exist
    Space is fake and gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dinos don't exist cause human beings killed all of them.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    egg-layers often fertilize in the nest.
    t. mr. salmon

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ...how do whales fuck?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      With the assistance of the water. Are you telling me that giant T-rex's did it and their heavy weight wasn't an issue at all nor their little arms. Did a big female stegosaurus somehow implant her spikes into the ground, spread her legs (my body is ready), and then somehow unplant herself going about her day?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hi, Cass.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fapped to OP's post. I am degenerate.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I mean there are some interesting things about this whole dinosaur thing but I still don't see how it's relevant to politics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fossilization is real goy
      >The Bible is wrong!

      • 1 week ago
        Novus Ratio

        Genesis talks about the creation of the WORLD.
        When placed against the texts of the Enuma Elish, this occurred sometime after the destruction of the planet Tiamat in the Great Solar War, and would corroborate with the idea that the "God" described in the Bible is a planetary engineering race (that the Enuma Elish identifies as the Marduk) that started a new Biome experiment here on this planet approximately 6000 years ago.
        When you realize that
        > all religions are telling the truth
        and simultaneously
        > all religions are lying
        it all starts to become clear that its all talking about one big picture that stupid humans have been seeing tiny slices into and getting completely the fuck wrong, like we always do.
        > tldr; all holy books tell different pieces of the same story, but none of them tells the whole story

        • 1 week ago
          Novus Ratio

          They ARE lying though that dinosaurs could have existed on THIS planet as it exists today. The planet's mass, oxygen levels, and magnetosphere were all enhanced compared to now because the planet hadnt suffered the fatal blow delivered by Qingu and the Marduk

          • 1 week ago
            Novus Ratio

            This is why the bible states that everything exists in a diminutive state on this planet now.

          • 1 week ago
            Novus Ratio

            Masons worship the Marduk. israelites worship the Qingu.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >planet
            name fag believes in space
            lol
            lmao even

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          believing in space is so incredibly gay

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Oo oo I know! Let's give it stripes and a fucking buzz saw for a mouth!
    >That's retarded, they'll never believe that
    >They: We totally believe it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Modern sharks also have buzz saw mouths.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So the Langoliers were just ancient shark mouths all along.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    normies need to accept that the experts barely know naything. all the applied knowledge we have like making an airplane fly was obtain through trial and error. all theoretical fields are full of shit.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly, but hey I feel for that one too as little kid. Isn't it funny how no one ever saw a dino bone until the 1800's cowboys days when there were large cash incentives to make shit up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and if you cut any of them open you find soft tissue or plaster

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Think about it, have you ever seen a turtle yourself?
    I had a pet turtle. A hawk came and took him, no lie. Very traumatic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I had a pet turtle. A hawk came and took him, no lie. Very traumatic.
      and CONVINIENTLY there are no proof of the alledged "turtles" left....

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this board hosts some of the lowest IQ retards

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      POOOOOOOOOIPPPP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's simply reddit without panties.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    never seen alligators fucking?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's always "see you later" when I watch them.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of the dinosaurs real or is it all just random bones, an imagination and 10kg of plaster to make it a reality

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None of it is real.
      >find two bones
      >pull a dinosaur skeleton out of your ass
      >don't even display the real bones at the museum
      >just a 3d printed replica to preserve the """real bones"""

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >making 3d-printed replicas before 3d printers existed
        Did they lie about 3D printers, too?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No man.. those bones were never found.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus wasn't real

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dumbass leaf

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs were immortal like everything else on earth was when it was an oxygen rich environment.

    Whatever brought on co2 in the small ice trap/crater we live inside of made it hospitable to plant life but everything else either died or adapted or changed radically (some dinosaurs are birds now).

    The Bible cope in genesis is that “god got tired of us so we only live 120 years now.”

    Actual reptilians live outside of our ice crater and are terrified of the co2 / ice wall melting , they’ll become mortal or die like everything else on the planet did when this section that were prisoners in was breached with co2.

    We’re just here as slaves to make electronics and luxury goods for export. They consider us “contaminated.”

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Realest post ITT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck can't we live forever using oxygen tanks then retard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinosaurs were immortal
      >they ded now tho

      go away

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >YAAAAAS THE DINOES WUZ REAL JUST LIKE IN MY JURASSIC PARK MOVIES

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs = Giant reptile
    Reprile = Reproduction throught eggs
    Image = Mammalian Reproduction
    (You) = A fucking moron

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine believing in dinosaurs because someone told you so. Everyone else around you believes in it too. If you don't go along with it you'll be shunned and ostracized. So you believe in giant birds that did scuba gymnastics to fuck 65 gorillion years ago confirmed by carbon dating.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    Imagine thinking crocodiles are modern dinosaurs, the amount of mental gymnastics is crazy

    lol

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Earth is flat
    Space is fake
    Evolution is a lie
    Dinosaurs never existed
    Christ is King

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of the israelites

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dinosaurs are fake as fuck
    this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What if the pieces we've found are merely leftover fragments from statues a prior civilization had in *their* museums? Like, they'd take something simple like a turkey for pheasant skeleton model, then blow it up so entire classes of veterinary & zoological students could study them easier? We're literally making statues of a statue.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lay off the sauce for a while.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >What if the pieces we've found are merely leftover fragments from statues a prior civilization had in *their* museums?
        this is my favorite cope, when marks just make up fan fiction on behalf of the Satanic secret societies that are intentionally tricking them. I fucking love it. keep going

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So uh, how do lizards fuck OP?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dont talk that way about Tiamat's Dragons. their planet was way cooler than the fake and gay "Earth" made out of elmers glue and dino bones

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    retard slide thread

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OP doesn't know how salamanders reproduce

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fundamentalist idiot Christians like 4shit so much?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do fundamentalist idiot Christians like 4shit so much?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      better question, why do israelite hate Christians so much?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    everything possible should theoretically be questioned at all times, if something doesn't stand up to scrutiny, so be it. not by 'scientists', but everyone. science is a method and nothing more.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    maybe dinosaurs had several-meter-long prehensile benises that enabled them to have sex in any number of whacky positions, including side-by-side, facing away from one another, reverse upside-down doggy, etc

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They get even more fake once you find out how they come up with new dinosaur species.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I watched jurassic world: dominion last night.
      that movie is basically retarded
      like, medically retarded

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I turned it off in within the first 5 minutes

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i have seen a turtle dumbfuck, what i haven't seen is a mythical 90 foot tall turtle with WOAH BADASS SPIKES

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is such cope. Change the subject and attempt to humiliate because you can't conceive of being lied to or the cognitive dissonance is too much for you.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>so the bones were placed there by aliens to confuse our reality

    Would make a great movie

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Question: Why are normal fags so scared to believe that not everything has an explanation and le science is not the creme de la creme of being? I don't think we're asking too much, just to simply consider the possibility that there are things that defy explanation and perhaps there are lies orchestrated to cater to the masses.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i've literally seen videos of this exact species of tortoise fucking. it's hilarious

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it in person at a zoo. A zoo employee specifically brought me over to their exhibit just to see the look on my face (yes it was a slow day).

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >140 posts replying to this trash
    You retards really have no right to ever complain about the state of this board and no right to ever complain about the things we're against still overpowering us. You only have yourselves to blame when you allow fucking retards like this to exist in out midst.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If dinosaurs aren't real then how do you explain this?

    • 1 week ago
      Sage

      You're such a dinomaxxed scalecel babe. You're in your formic acid arc.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Next OP will say thar Nikki Haley is fake.

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