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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unexpected
    It was coming for almost a decade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      practically no one expected it at the time mongoloid it was only inevitable in hindsight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/7TKN7sf.png

        *dies in the most unexpected, boring of ways*

        The coup attempt escalated things and totally backfired. What a meme.
        Pro-tip to any would-be usurpers: if they start protesting in the streets, fricking machine gun them all to death as soon as you can. Fricking drop thermobaric bombs on them if you have to. If you let them march, they will march on you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          t. Kremlin advisor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          didn't work for Ceausescu

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he got couped

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like a path to causing said civil war

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >practically no one expected it
        Yeah because most people were either idiots or because the Soviets were doing their damnedest to withold how bad things were. Their economy was in shambles, the afghan war had ruined them economically and militarily, and let's not forget Chernobyl.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no one in the west expected it either moron. the fricking cia didn't predict it. there was like one political scientist/kremlinologist in the west who predicted it. its not because people were idiots

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >let's not forget Chernobyl.
          was this really a big domestic issue in the Soviet Union?
          or was it just western propaganda to seek to make them look inferior and incompetent?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it massively eroded trust in the government since they tried to cover it up hard but due to the fact its next to impossible to cover it up on the scale meant they were forced to admit it, sure the clean up was a massive success on their part but the fact they even attempted to keep it a secret despite the risk ruined any good will

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Um, no.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mao knew is would happen the moment Krushit took power and he was correct in Krushit's revisionism laying the groundwork for collapse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. It was quite stable before Gorbachev.

      [...]
      The coup attempt escalated things and totally backfired. What a meme.
      Pro-tip to any would-be usurpers: if they start protesting in the streets, fricking machine gun them all to death as soon as you can. Fricking drop thermobaric bombs on them if you have to. If you let them march, they will march on you.

      It would still likely be around if the coup didn't happen at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was coming for 69 years, it's a miracle they held on so long.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >coming for 69 years

        noice

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moronic constitutions be like that, glad China learned from it and amended all the moronic shit out

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what would soviet civil war look like? imagine the amount of factions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thank God that never happened. We would have been forced to foot the bill for PR.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what are Tajikistani civil war, Abkhazia war, Chechen wars, Transnistria war, South Ossetia war, Nagorno-Karabakh wars, Russo-Georgian war, Donbass war, Russo-Ukrainian war

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao you fricking moron, do you consider the Frankish-Alemannian war a Roman civil war because it was fought by Western Roman successor states? Might as well call the Franco-Prussian war a Frankish civil war

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all of those moronic conflicts are happened due to landgrabs, they are not internal political struggle about continuation of soviets like soviet coup attempt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what would soviet civil war look like
      What do you think the Russia/Ukraine war is, anon?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *dies in the most epic, obvious of ways*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Rome lasts over a thousand years
      >USSR didn't even make it to 100 years old

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What compelled you to save and post such a shitty map?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Roman supremacy lasts damn near 2000 years until a fat German fricks it all up again.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    heh

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    USSR ending in totalen krieg style civil war would have been absolutely kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the nuclear terrorism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It might still end that way, it's just on a delayed fuse.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *dies form the same methods used to bring it to life in the first place.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The other republics (especially Russia) should have done like Belarus and kept the planned economy instead of letting oligarchs rape their countries

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Truly the Third Rome

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was only unexpected because the Soviets were really good at hiding their actual condition from the rest of the world.
    This is why it's amusing that commies tell you you're brainwashed by American propaganda if you tell them about bread lines or that used cars costed more than new. There's NO American propaganda from the day that could tell you about these little things. In fact, you have things like that tiny little CIA blurb that the Soviets may eat more calories which every goddamn commie regurgitates.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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