Did you grow up with a hot mom? Was she the target of your friends' vulgar comments? Let it all out here.
Did you grow up with a hot mom? Was she the target of your friends' vulgar comments? Let it all out here.
Did you grow up with a hot mom? Was she the target of your friends' vulgar comments? Let it all out here.
Most kids aren't sexual and even less interested in women in their mom's range of age.
The kids that cared about girls like girls of their age or teenagers
That's not true at all. Pretty much the minute I got into high school I started hitting on my friends single mom. I fucked that woman's brains out the second my friend started living in a dorm room at uni. She wasn't even that hot
Not very common. Biggest reason being than old women look horrible as a general rule.
What I've seen a lot was fathers liking some of the most okay moms
'not common' my ass lmao. My friends constantly made "jokes" or comments about my moms big tits and plenty of us did the same about other guys who had attractive moms
I've never seen such a thing. When you're a teen most mothers are in their 40s-50s, even 60s.
Friends talked about classmates, girls from other years and the rare teachers under 35
Clearly your life was the exception to the rule.
You need better frends, anon
>That's not true at all
Oh great. Another dumb fucking idiot who thinks the exception disproves the rule.
And that's not even getting at the fact that your anecdote is likely made-up.
Nobody wants to fuck their mom or their friends moms you retarded mouth breathing freak
Learn to read, droolie. You're agreeing with me.
How long did you fuck her for?
wrong, girls my age until college were always out of range because of my autism or because they were with chadder guys or older ones so i cope by being interested into older women
Wrong, I had a friend whose mom looked like an older version of Caprice Bourret and I spent so many nights imaging hands-on sex ed from her. I was age 10 when those fantasies started btw.
This pic in particular, those piercing blue eyes, that straight blonde hair, that smug rich bitch milf aura, I wanted to cum in her ass so badly I actually remember crying once in my bunkbed
stfu dude. just don't even try to spin this shit because you are so fucking wrong. kids (13+) are sexual as fuck. I was trying to see some boobies before I even reached this age. We used to take the piss out of my friend because his milf mum worked in our school and had huge fucking milkers - like super top heavy you'd think it was a caricature
How big was she?
what is this from? Is this a sailor on shore leave meeting a milf? Please provide source
this is from a tv show called "father ted"
The episode is called "speed 3"
In this episode the new milkman is fucking the local women.
This lass decides to greet him naked at her door.
Would very much recommend.
I'm growing growing up with a hot mommy
weekend momcest thread. lets go
we still don't know who this hot ass mama is, huh
Look at the watermark dipstick
i'm retarded and blind, thank you.
Mrs. Vice
i saw it, lel. but thanks again.
Seems like OP was actually going for a Mom NTR thread with the friend angle
Momcest and Mom NTR are interlinked.
True, very much so. Every guy that has the hots for their mom has to deal with the fact that she probably got fucked a lot in her youth while can only lust for her from afar.
You can even be triggered by a simple remark over her tits just by knowing that you won't ever be able to fully access to them unlike other dudes.
>while can only lust for her from afar.
Not always. Some sons are born luckier than others..
i think he posted in the mcg about getting bullied over mom's huge tits, which then got him into mc
I don't know what MCG is and I was never bullied in the every sense of the word over my mom's chest but there was a group of guys in my high-school that teased me over it for a couple of years.
>don't know what MCG is
Strange
>teased me over it for a couple of years.
Did it traumatize you somehow? Are you attracted to her currently? Would you like to cum all over her tits?
Traumatize is a strong assumption, I definitely remember their teasing and them telling me how "nice" my mom's boobs are.
I guess I can still consider myself attracted to her if I say that she's aged quite well compared to other moms I know.
this is AIslop, right? I haven't held hands with a female in over 10 years, but I'm prettty sure that looks a bit off.
Nah, just has a unique artstyle.
You don't even have to have the hots for your Mom, Mom NTR is more focused on humiliation. The woman who's supposed to love you unconditionally fucking an asshole or bully is infinitely more humiliating than some random whore cheating on you.
>you'll never wake up to your mother sucking your cock
nope, i have an ugly ass mom who is a 3/10 max. guess whose looks i inherited too instead of my 6 foot tall 5/10 father
I'm sorry, anon. Remember that looks aren't everything.
yes they are?? LOL. looks are EVERYTHING and i got fucked. like at least i have a high iq? but i have nothing else to offer
my mum was considered the hottest mum and all the guys (12-17) fawned over her
while i was considered the ugliest girl in school lol
>i was considered the ugliest girl in school
How did you turn out? Post your tits
>how did you turn out?
i dropped out and looksmaxxed and it went amazingly. kids from highschool still bully me if they see me in public since im emo but i get complimented and hit on a lot, i also got a boyfriend now
>post your tits
kys
>kys
no. be my gf?
no my moms always been a fat ugly pig
now shes a fat ugly pig that looks like a grandma
My friends mom kept telling me that if she were my age she would date me in a heartbeat whenever I went over.
u should fuck ur friends mom
>if she were my age she would date me
Your friends' mom is DTF. Make a move
Tell her you don't mind the age gap at all. Is she hot?
This is what my mom's boobs look like more or less.
OP here, it sounds like the standard tactic for a mom who wants to compliment her son's friend.
Are you two close or not? That's the deciding factor if you want to know if she's a actually teasing you.
Sorry to disappoint, but this was years ago (I haven't seen her in years), and I'm sure she probably wouldn't think that considering my appearance now.
It was my best friend's mom, she was kinda attractive, did a lot of yoga.
I remember walking into my friends room once, passed her door which was open and saw her sitting on her bed facing away from the door changing her clothes.
Unfortunately I only ever went over when my friend was there, so never did anything risky, not that I'd want to since I actually valued my friendship.
Another friends mom said that I was "photogenic".
You are a good anon and your friends' moms sound like lovely women too, cheers.
I wished I experienced something like that in my teens as well instead of finding myself on the other side of these scenarios.
Imagine banging your friends mom, while the most he gets is a hug and peck on the cheek
This is what friends' moms are for
only CHADSON was allowed in her pants.
i come from /b/
is this thread ok for asking about a possible affair between my friend and my mom?
>asking about a possible affair between my friend and my mom?
go right ahead
thanks
imma copy and paste the most important parts
>friend out of town started community college in my city last year and he's staying in a small apartment near our house
>mom goes to bring him food and other stuff like ironed laundry couple of days a week, this has been going on for like 7/8 months now
>my mom somtimes goes to my friend at like 6 pm and only comes back at 8 when she's just to give him a couple of things
and the apartment is not even 10 minutes away from us by foot
what did u guys think of it? am i overreacting or what?
>goes to my friend at like 6 pm and only comes back at 8
You tried asking what takes her so long?
she told me well i can't just waltz in and give him the food like i'm some sorta delivery service i always try to ask him how he is etc
(he as in my friend, this is more or less what my mom said to me)
>i always try to ask him how he is etc
That normally should take up to 10-15 mins max
1.5 hrs is about right for a 2 round fuck session
that's what i mean
don't forget to add up the walk to his aparment too but even then it'd be like
10 minutes walk to
20 minutes for convo
10 minutes walk from
equals 30/40 minutes max of a 120 minutes session.
nope, i watched her go and come back and she always looked the same
Alright, next time she goes, tell her you wanna come along. Make up a reasonable pretext.
And watch how they interact, if it gets awkward and tense, like they want you to leave
mmmmh i guess i can ask her about it
but wouldn't it be useless? if i announced that i came with her, they'd obviously prepare themselves and try to act normal
Anon, do you just wanna find out? Or stop it if it's true? It will damange both your relations with friend and mom.
Maybe just let her get some young dick and be happy
first i just want to find out
second i'll think about stopping it
i'd mostly feed bad for my dad
Have you tried talking to your friend about it and hint there's something off about these visits?
i just asked him what he likes to talk about w/ my mum
he said his days at college
>he said his days at college
they're fucking
that's what i thought
didn't say that to him tho he's a good friend
Why is she the one going over there? Why isnt he coming over to pick them up?
cuz he's busy studying according to her
cuz it's more for privacy for going balls deep
yeah...
figured
Barging in somehow is pretty much your only way, anon
Update us in the momcest general if there are any developments and futher advice
oh ok
there isn't any momcest in the catalog tho
goes up on Monday and stays up most of the week usually. Is your mom hot, btw? Could you see your friend being into her?
she isn't hot like in that photo
but she has short hair, is tall and is like a medium to big cup for boobs i think
like a large C
Is your dad still in the picture? Is your mom touch-starved?
dad still is in but works a lot even during the weekend
Wouldnt you say its more likely that your mom seduced your friend?
Why interfere?
idk who seduced who first
i just wanna know what's up, i don't think i'm asking much here
her boobs don't even look that nice
>i just wanna know what's up
Ignorance is bliss, anon. Just let it be
call me sentimental but at least my dad should know about it
I think that would ruin their relationship. I think there's no harm in this affair (if it really is true) but your opinion may differ.
I say let your mom enjoy herself and let your dad stay ignorant.
should i just give it up then?
i really dk what do, man
deep down it still makes me mad if he's really fucking her behind my back
but idk, my friend's a good dude
Maybe she's telling the truth and just found a good chat buddy in your charismatic friend. Isn't that a nice thought?
i guess but i think you'll run out of things to talk about after 5 months of conversing with the same person
won't you think?
Is every single visit around 2 hrs long?
Tell your friend you overheard your mom and dad fighting over her cheating.
i don't want to give him guilt feelings for nothing anon
Yeah, they're just sitting around and talking. Nothing wrong with that
i still don't want to believe that he's fucking her
how would that ever happen? my friend isn't even like a chad, he looks like one those progressive artists whose exhibitions you find at the back of the building
I mean, you can still go there and find out whether it's true or not (or do it in some other way), if you really want to know what's going on. Who knows, maybe she just really likes to chat with your friend, since he's a genuinely nice guy. Maybe you should give her more affection, so that she wouldn't look for it through other boys. The possibilities are basically endless.
You can even openly confront them about it (again, if it turns out to be true), but be ready to lose a friend and mess up relationship with your mom. But your father definitely should stay ignorant. That's what I think at least.
thanks for the complete response, anon
i don't time them but let's just say they take more than they should
at least always one hour away
>I say let your mom enjoy herself and let your dad stay ignorant.
Have some honor and decency, you scum.
Yeah, I'm sure that anon would enjoy his family getting totally ruined.
What would you do, if you were in this situation? Genuinely interested.
this might sound desperate now
but is there any chance that my dad is on the secret too?
Does he behave sus or anything? What makes you think he is in on it?
i haven't seen him once asking my mom about what's she doing in the afternoon
not like he was really interested in her day before all this but still
he's definitely heard me talk to her about my friend
>any chance that my dad is on the secret too?
If he's a cuck, then yes
that's why i said i sound desperate now
>s there any chance that my dad is on the secret too?
What if they're making cuck porn for your dad and he's paying your friend for it? Could be a rabbit hole, anon. Don't go there
my dad is always at work when she's going there so i think i'm safe from that pov
Does your mom smell like CUM when she gets back?
>i'm safe from that pov
How so? They could, theoretically, be recording cuck humiliation vids for your dad lol. He doesn't even have to be there.
how would that even work
i've never seen cuckholding porn doesn't the cuck have to be there
>doesn't the cuck have to be there
Not really. They could simply record them having sex while saying humiliating things about your father or something. It's pretty common in porn, anon.
oh yeah
well that's the worst case scenario
specially since my dad can be really jealous of her
Getting cucked would probably change the way he behaves at least slightly. If his behaviour hasn't changed, he's fine.
enough cuck talk. your mom and friend most likely just chat, play a board game and watch Friends.
if you say so
haven't noticed anything new from him
he just works a lot like he always did
comes back home, eat and sleep
All's fine then.
Yeah.
>haven't noticed anything new from him
What about your friend? Noticed anything?
yeah actually
still nice to me, maybe too nice
but he refuted my last offers for hanging out in the weekends
he says he's more tired due to college starting again
idk might still be nothing
>refuted my last offers for hanging out in the weekends
guilt over banging your mom
i get it.....
but he's always been kinda a lone wolf in retrospect
>tired
Yeah pumping your mum full of cum must be pretty tiring
Do you feel any jealousy about your mom banging a guy your age?
Like she's cheating on you?
yeah
even if it sounds stupid
that guy being my friend makes it even worse
Start spending more time with her and acting more affectionate, so she doesnt need to look for it somewhere else
prob the best suggestion itt so far
no offense to the other anons who try to help me
maybe i'll go watch a movie w/ her next week
Your mom just wants to be noticed, as a person.
Express more interest in her, what/how she's doing, etc and you'll get her back.
cheers anon
do u have any more suggestions other than movie watching? she really doesn't do much cept being a housewife
spend more time with her. It's as simple as that.
mhm i see
thank u
Take her out for a walk, go with het to a cafe, bu her something. She'll warm up to you in no time, anon. Hope you'll take her from your friend. Yes, in that way too.
i know there were talks about other anon's moms' boobs itt but i really hope he hasn't touched them yet
>but at least my dad should know about it
the only result will be divorce and ruined family, anon
just blackmail mommy into some titjobs in return for your silence
You should only interfere if you're ready to replace your friend and become mom's lover
Does she look a bit dishevelled and out of breath when she gets back?
you should follow her after she leaves and see what happens
i never straight up followed her but one time i was coming back home late and decided to pick her up from my friend's apartment to surprise her
she was just taken aback on the phone for a few seconds but when i arrived at his apartment, she was completely normal
when she goes for a 'session', you should show up unannounced at the door and invite yourself in
mmmmh i guess.... i just don't want to look like a possessive son
anon if it's been going on for months, and you only do this once then you wont look like one
you aren't wrong but my mom already looked annoyed when i asked her what was the deal with taking so long
of course she would
she's trying to deflect
the best thing you can do is don't ask anything about it for a while, then when she goes there, pop over unannounced with some beers or whatever and act surprised if you see her there
before you knock on the door, make sure you try and listen if you can hear anything from inside
if she looks flustered and doesn't let you in, then there's your answer
mmmmh sounds like a plan i think
how many weeks do you think should i let pass before i show up at his?
not sure, maybe a month (if you can hold out that long)
the point is that if you've recently asked her, then she might suspect you know, so she'll try and be more careful
you want to wait until she feels comfortable continuing her arrangement again, then that's where you show up unannounced
i asked her like 3 months ago when we came back from the summer holidays
i can hold on for another month
if it's been that long then you're probably ok to check soon
soo like 2 weeks?
whenever you next are free and she's over there
ideally you need to have an excuse for why you're over there
i can ask for a permit at work
i thought beers was a good excuse? no?
>mom goes to bring him food and other stuff like ironed laundry couple of days a week
And where are you when this happens? At home?
Why doesnt she just ask you do it?
>And where are you when this happens?
at work during 95% of times
Do you find the idea of your friend fucking your mother hot?
fucking? no
i don't want to see my mom's face while she orgasms
>i don't want to see my mom's face while she orgasms
Why would you interfere then? Even if they have an affair, let them be.
Imagine your mommy riding your best friend, anon. Peak fap material
>tfw no lovely horse
Goddamn you guys' situation is such a fucking mess.
No wonder you are into this stuff, you never had a chance to begin with.
>Did you grow up with a hot mom?
No.
>Was she the target of your friends' vulgar comments?
Only one time, I used to be friends with this completely clueless, no tact autistic kid who I caught asking my friends who else found her hot and that he would "paint her womb white" if he could. Naturally I threatened him and he was never allowed over again, though I never told mom why.
Was there really nothing attractive about your mom? Not even a fat butt?
They fancied her but I got to be with her so I won at the end of the day
>I got to be with her so I won at the end of the day
confess your sins, anon
She's legit autismal, and was very intimately inappropriate yet she didn't think it was wrong since it had always been that way. Stuff like snuggling naked in bed, as I got older I grew to find it weird and not want it, but for a time yeah it was something
Hot mom
>Yes
vulgar comments from friends
>No
But men always, ALWAYS, look at her.
12 years old?
Look.
90 years old?
Look.
It kinda made it tough for me, too.
To my my mom is Mom.
I never think of her sexually.
But unless a woman my age is in the top 5% or so? She looks really plain.
And there is another side.
In uni I was dating this amazing girl - gorgeous, smart, accomplished, the whole package. She had never really dated before me, but my lack of fear impressed her.
I took her home to meet my folks and my mother essentially broke her. The GF had always been the prettiest, smartest, most accomplished woman she ever met.
My mother beat her in every category and she literally couldn't handle it.
Hopefully my current GF works out
There's an anon here who's preoccupied of his mom doing it with his friend.
Meanwhile I'm here still knowing that my neighbour's son was literally naked with my mom (naked too) in a pool a decade ago.