Did you buy your tickets?

What are the political implications of a /misc/-tard winning the Mega Millions jackpot?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a single ticket, any more than that is just dumb.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you have a room full of funko pop's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buying even one ticket is dumb.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Shit is rigged, look it up, Epstein won the lotto twice, think about that… shits almost as fake as voting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Epstein won the lotto twice, think about that…
          this is kind of misleading. lawyers claim lottery tickets for their clients all the time, for a fee, when the client wants to remain anonymous. the lottery is still objectively a bad gamble but Epstein himself did not win it twice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spending $2 is more than enough
      get a job

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I invested over 500 dollars on tickets. If I win, I'm going to take the lump sum, out in cash, and burn it on stream.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spent $15 on tickets. I usually only buy 1, but I was feeling anxious. 😉

      I know I just threw $15 in the trash. It's ok.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy 1 ticket odds increase infinitely
      >2nd ticket odds double
      >3rd odds increase by 50%
      >4th ticket by 33%
      >5th ticket by 20%

      Between 1 and 5 appears to be the sweet spot but when the jackpot is over 1B the expected value of a ticket exceeds the actual cost so relative odds are discarded for tolerable losses.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        good way to think about it

        agreed that 1-10 tickets per drawing is optimal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but a single ticket has 10 numbers so i spent 20

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought one and I'll spend it on hookers and cocaine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How original

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what would you spend it on, smart guy? hookers and coke is the patricians choice

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 chicks at the same time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been there, done that. It's overrated. Unless you have two cocks, it's just more work for you to do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >put double headed dildo deep in ass
        >fuck bitch 1 with dick
        >fuck bitch 2 with double head dildo shoved in your ass
        I mean, it's a practical solution.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your doing any work in the situation your doing it wrong. They need to be servicing you and each other in your view.
        t.also been there done that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 Hotpockets at the same time.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will win tonight. I will buy a ticket tomorrow and be the winner. Screencap this.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insider here. Winning numbers are:

    35 18 49 50 32 (MB: 7)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thx

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WON

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't even drawn the numbers yet, retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      Screenhot just in case

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gives me a warm feeling to see these kike puppets suffer and die horribly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meme magic hope we win

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough 4s, there will be atleast 4 4s in the string of digits.

  6. 2 months ago
    Jill Kews

    If I win I will give a bunch of /misc/tards $10k a piece and unironically fund RWDS to kill israelites, so give me all of your energy if you aren't using it for your own ticket

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me and wife are sending our energy now.

      • 2 months ago
        Jill Kews

        Much appreciated. If I win, I hope you are one of the many that get a big fat stack in the mail

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I win quads decides what I spend the first $1M on, so start thinking.

    • 2 months ago
      Jill Kews

      Me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      41.8BTC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Preparation H.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Billboards claiming Joe Biden is the second coming of Christ

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get a /fur/ board added to LULZ (spam and harassment is allowed)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We have /trash/ already it pretty much is the furfag board.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right wing death squads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll take one million dollars of billboards that say “you will never be a real woman” with a picture of sneed on them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Destroy Israel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      funding polish gun rights groups

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      human feces

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      quads. still not buying a ticket

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Promoting antisemitism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A sex change, a race change to black, a leg shorting surgery, and ass implants. No need to thank me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will hire 100 male hookers and have them re-enact romeo and juliet, except gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You donate it to an AI company solely centered around creating robot wives

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Single black mothers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sending that money to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      invest your million in a market rate apartment complex
      you will do ok on your investment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adopting an illegal Mexican fuckboy son like Matt Gaetz

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      garloids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy LULZ and then shut it down
      Forever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A shipping container filled with Giant black dildos

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't we learn the winnings always go to some rich israelite.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the joke is 50 year old alcoholic men and short, fat women , two most likely groups to depend on the outcome of a lottery ticket

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I win, half goes to Our Glorious President Trump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfaoooooo what a fucking homosexual.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and the meteor shower is confirmation I just won

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the jackpot so high? Must americans would be happy with 1% of that or even less. We could have a daily jackpot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's no fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because 50% of the winnings go to black in form of taxes so they can keep getting free stuff.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitlers watch just sold for 1 million, so I’d buy that.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plan on winning
    What are some /misc/ approved ways to claim and spend the winnings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And ways to hide it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a Trusts and Estates partner at a top national law firm to handle the structuring of your winnings and avoid as much tax as possible. That's the #1 move.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >avoid as much tax as possible
          There isn't really anyway to structure winning to avoid taxes as a solo winner. It a single raw income hit and you pay federal on it and many states don't have winners pay state tax. The only tax dodge would be to avoid a double dip if giving large sums to family. Yet it would be complicated as you would have a legal team set up like an LLC with multi-owners at different percentages and it would take time to set up. Meanwhile something could happen to the ticket..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the state. Claim anonymously or through a trust if possible. Most states won't allow you to shield your identity though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.usamega.com/mega-millions/jackpot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NJ
        Is there anything this fucking state does right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would go to a smallish country and give $50k to every citizen of that country and keep the rest for myself and move there.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna take annuity. I'm not giving them all that money upfront.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's foolish. In IL people lost their annuities when the state went bankrupt and claimed them for the budget. The courts sided with the state for doing it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good. I could give a shit less about any payment beyond the initial one. Anyone needing more than a few mil is a fucking idiot anyways.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek...you must be a commietard
          >hurr durr eat da rich
          kys

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That makes no fucking sense retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna take annuity. I'm not giving them all that money upfront.

      complete retard detected. no guarantees you'll even be alive in another year. take it and spend it nagger and bunker the fuck up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >annuity
      >murdered same year
      >implying the US will still exist or still even manage to give you the money
      Dumb nagger

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you bought a lottery ticket, you failed the NPC litmus test, sorry. This is why the israelites win.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No and I don't care nor do I want it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My life would completely change with just winning $1mil. I'm so fucked with money. It's really fucking tough out there. I really need a break.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, and I had mouth-breathers at work badgering me all week about getting in their pool for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1.28 billion
      >pools
      kek give me 5 million and I'm set for life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, and I had mouth-breathers at work badgering me all week about getting in their pool for it.
      https://nypost.com/2011/03/30/worker-skips-office-mega-pool-loses-share-of-319m/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        top queque

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s ok, I’d send all the money to our greatest ally Israel, anyway.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you tomorrow.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trips wins the 1.28 billion dollars tonight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      naggers tongue my anus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll roll for that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will be some israelite who wins

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      praise kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        1.28 billion shekels. Kek delivers!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's with us!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, WTF?!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, bro

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn dude

          • 2 months ago
            Jill Kews

            Say, bro, can you spot me some scratch? I'll pay you back next week when I get paid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you bought a ticket

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            praise kek

            Impressive.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm scared someone hold me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Winrar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        checked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        congrats fren ples gib handout ples

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you best buy tickets if you haven't yet!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        buy 555 tickets

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn, couldve told me before i bought my ticket

        • 2 months ago
          Jill Kews

          You were so close to quads

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better try your luck and go actually buy one you homosexual, godspeed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        way to fucking go man, congrats.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about quads?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        win lottery for a month straight

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You almost did it again, you fucking wizard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quads you say???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I win, I'm going to open delousing camps across the United States to reduce parasites.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand what you are saying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if the odds work like that

      [...]

      This guy might though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Headed to buy now, israelite in camps here we go

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      easy money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shieeeet I'm buying LULZ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uoooooh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ooooh baby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      praise kek

      Tear up your tickets boys.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's my money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

      Also hypothetically speaking this amount of money should be enough to hire some PMCs and take over a small country naming myself king for life, right?
      Hypothetically of course.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gimme nigga gibs me dat bix nudes nigga fukin wiety shiet nigga

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought 30 tickets. Anything less than that is just dumb

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought three numbers ($6)

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot to Wednesday and now I have to go stand in line with all the other retards.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy online in some states.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy a ticket bros I’m a neet and only have 4$ to my name?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lotto is for naggers

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spoiler: I won

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically wouldn't tell anyone
    my wife and i would just keep living
    but buy the extra shit we've always wanted

    >big boat
    i tell no one and go out pleasure crafting
    >additional houses around the world
    oh yeah im going on vacation see ya later
    >start a business for lolz
    this is my job im like you wagie
    >upgrade my car just a bit
    oh yeah i had to pay soooo much just to live it high life bro!

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 pointed star
    Yeah gee I wonder who will win

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor people can also dream

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing really, I'd continue to shit post here as usual, I'll just be in a mansion in Mexico, with armed cartel guards fucking e-bois all day.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling to see what numbers I play.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's meme it into reality

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring it on!

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme the juuuice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIMME DA LOOT
      GIMME DA LOOT
      GIMME DA LOOT

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    after god blesses me with the winnings in a few hours, one of the first things I do will be to sue the federal government since all gun laws are infringements, followed by doing everything I can to get rid of all pro fag legislation

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark this post. If I win, I will name the israelite on national TV.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based. I will also find the burger king guy on his travel adventures and pay for all legal fees. Dude won't spend one day in jail. I guarantee it

      • 2 months ago
        Jill Kews

        Double doubles. That's a good sign

        Just bought one lol

        After I win (of course) I'm buying billboards across the state that only say one word

        COPE

        Say, bro, can you spot me some scratch? I'll pay you back next week when I get paid.

        I would blow tens of millions on Trump propaganda like yard signs, pay people 50 bucks to put a trump bumper sticker on their car, give out trump shirts to homeless people, and then watch the liberal tears. Organize an Adl type shitposting org that their job is to create and post trump memes

        Lots of digits in here

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would blow tens of millions on Trump propaganda like yard signs, pay people 50 bucks to put a trump bumper sticker on their car, give out trump shirts to homeless people, and then watch the liberal tears. Organize an Adl type shitposting org that their job is to create and post trump memes

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is more likely to win?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We would get a shitty movie a decade later no matter what.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I win tonight, I will unironically make a thread and give $1k to every anon that posts until it hits bump limit. I will spread the wealth with my bros.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After I win (of course) I'm buying billboards across the state that only say one word

    COPE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you mean
      >SNEED

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and I win the jackpot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah fuck. Back to work.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would stop being a /misc/tard because I'd have nothing to be angry about anymore. Hard to care about the rest of my race being genocides when I have enough money to guarantee my personal survival.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's some brutal truth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll still care, you might be rich but even hollwood beverlyhills types get robbed by naggers and they think they are untouchable.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is 3x giganigga body guard money, nobody will be mugging me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The jackpot is over $1 billion. Even after taxes, that's enough money to buy your own island. naggers aren't going to rob me out in the middle of the Pacific.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Islands with natural fresh water on them are already claimed. You won't get those unless you can print your own money and or straight conquer it. You are seriously better off buying a rural property that has a couple springs on the property, renting out the pasture grade part of it to a local farmer for a fair price, using that place as your vacation/land investment and buying into a gated community or secure tower in a more urban setting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that's enough money to buy your own island
          What islands are available? Even Zuckerberg doesn't own an entire island outside some acres off the cost of Hawaii. Also, did you forget about property tax and what not? Or additional cost over time for upkeep?

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought one lol

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will buy LULZ and pay jannies everytime they ban a tranny

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If i win I'm gonna check the digits on my novelty check.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I bought a ticket if I win I’m going to buy my mom and sister a house then move to a comfy island drink beer smoke weed and buy an asain wife: wish me luck anons

  48. 2 months ago
    Janitor friend

    A bunch of hookers and cocain

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin for good luck

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought 1 and so did most of my co-workers
    just gonna use my lucky numbers and test my luck

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh mega mijions
    you can't be this retarded right
    it's just for giving the poor some hopes of living

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could use the hope anon don’t take my hope away

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling this shit, if you buy lottery tickets you are a retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bought 10

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Retard, that was probably 10% of all the money in your life. Have fun busting out

    • 2 months ago
      Jill Kews

      I have never bought one before, but I can spare $2 for even an infinitesimally small chance at a billion dollars

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish me luck boys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck anon

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever win the jackpot I'll unironically buy it from asiaticmoot and delete the lgbt board just for the salt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy what from asiaticmoot? Are zoomers aware that you must use a noun before using a pronoun to reference it? We need a whole new language like whatever Ebonics turned into but for zoomers

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    at the current cash value of megamillions

    each $2 ticket is worth:
    - $1.20 in states with no state income tax
    - $1.11 in states with high (9%) state income tax

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want enough money to fuck off

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wasting your luck on gets

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I win, I will buy LULZ, and close down /misc/ and /lgbt/ forever

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would buy LULZ via a hostile takeover and turn it into a porn hub.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already is.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, we have $10 in there.

    You have to move when you win, so I'm moving somewhere.

    I like wrestling, so I'm buying my own promotion.

    I'm buying a couple of blonde women to have my babies and a Japanese chick for the Japanese line.

    Also buying a chef/maid, a personal trainer and my own snack stand.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not paying israelite tax for a rigged game

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I win, I will buy the largest private island I can. Make pol into a sovereign country.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: Never play 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. If you win, you'll probably split the winnings with a thousands other people.

    I'm going to build locations from my favorite video games. At least one or two, on the cheap. Probably more visual FX than actual structure in some of them. For example, if I can get by having fake concrete/painted like they do in movies, I'll do that for some areas. I really want to make the Resident Evil mansion. Or maybe I make a house that has parts of different levels from games I've played. Like my studio might be the bottling room from Facility, and my bedroom might be a something that represents Morrowind.

    I can dream.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll ing for me or any other /misc/ack to win BIG!

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to buy but fucking pa lottery app is down.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also if I win I'll do my best to start WW3.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        https://i.imgur.com/s4o9nlw.png

        What are the political implications of a /misc/-tard winning the Mega Millions jackpot?

        Roll for me to win.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lottery was made to catch time travellers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was made by israelites. Time travel is impossible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you only have to send 64 bits of information back in time a few hours to a day

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retire early, buy a house, and finally be able to play vidya again. I'm a simple man.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy us an island /misc/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based buy island or a bunch of farmland
      build commie blocks on it and let all white poltards move in

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can feel it in the air, I will be winning the lottery tonight. Digits confirm.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I win I will become the George Soros of the White Race and end ZOG.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use the money to open a blockbuster in a 90%+ white area, stocking it with gameboy games and VHS tapes. Maybe DVDs and up to PSP games. Then I'd use the rest of the money to continue gentrifying the local area. I would also hire private security who would be instructed to let the occasional black customer in but kick them out if they speak in Ebonics.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll for WW3 next week.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lottery is rigged
    It's for suckers

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's rigged bro. Roll for Hunter Biden associate pay off bribe.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why our society is controlled by tiny hats. We need to stop chasing dollars (modern-day shekels) and spending on whatever our hearts desire

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lottery israelite got my $2 anons, I'm never going to financially recover from this!

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy an old farm. Pay off mom's mortgage. Spend 3 or 4 weeks in Vegas doing coke off stripper's asses just to try being a degenerate. Donate to St Jude's because sick kids.

    Then I'd hire a private security crew all over the nation to pistol whip anyone cycling on a road where the speed limit is 35MPH or higher, and post that shit all over social media.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ should pool our resources and if we win, buy enough land to make an ethnostate.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all lotteries are kike fraud

    the latter cash out on a regular basis as they conspire with private or state-run lottery organizations while the goy cattle only wins accidentially every few years

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish they would sell the lotto online, hate going to the store for it

    • 2 months ago
      Jill Kews

      They do apparently. I just bought online, but there is a $1.50 fee

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a winning ticket, I would literally establish a PMC. I would also be a large angel investor in every right-wing group such as the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, Patriot Prayer, and whoever else. I would pay for primetime ads that make fun of Biden and Harris and the entire administration. I'd build a home similar to pic related. I'd go against BLM in any way humanly possible with the PMC and militias.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These Disney castles you got in the US is some of the funniest shit I've seen:
      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/450-Brickyard-Rd-Woodstock-CT-06281/58124274_zpid/?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did it double in price in the last year

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    picked my own numbers
    rolling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masonic d ubs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh... there was 33 written in ballpoint pen on the $5 in change i got back

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All in $20 bros

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I win, I’ll give away 200,000 free AR-15s to first-time youth gun owners who go through a safety and training program.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, you won't do shit, greedy israelite.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That leaves me at least 100,000,000 for myself, which is plenty.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dumbass accidentally bought powerball not megamillions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That jackpot's $170m, still a good chunk of change. Good luck!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You probably have a better chance overall tbh. We bought ten chances at the big one though! Cash option.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since I plan on hiring assassins everyone needs to mind your p's and q's

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you even bother to attempt to try to fit in? You homosexuals make it so obvious you aren't trying

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not going to be a winner for another week, i'm waiting.

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. There's absolutely no difference in buying tickets for a 7 or 300 million lottery and its actually the very reason why they skyrocket since people wait out until it grows enough and then the probability of someone winning grows higher.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’ll know if it’s me
    >guess I’m just a lucky guy
    Also I will buy LULZ

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Praise the lord
    We will all be gigs-comfy through God

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a comfy picture. Wonder what town that’s in????

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also speaking of this lottery
    >not a single person in this thread talks about laying low for 6 months and getting an accountant/lawyer without telling anyone
    None of you would survive with that much money before being stalked by a conga-line of insane people or scam artists just waiting to beg or sue you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many places force you to accept the money publicly. But yes, a few lawyers should be your first move. Everyone who’s ever met you will try to sue.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm thankful enough I live in a state where you don't have to accept it publicly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be new here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I said something rational rather than nagger mentality of spendfest until broke?

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather literally set my money on fire

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based answer, the KLF burned a million pounds for the hell of it

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought one.

    SIGA bros. I have about $60 I can spare to dump into some siga stock. Would you recommend it. I know I'm late and it's the only extra cash I have right now. Would it be completely useless or potentially worth it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it

  95. 2 months ago
    Casper

    Rawling for jackpot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ro lling for jackpot.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I win, I promise I will be the most annoying asshole ever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to kill Zelensky first

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry incels, I bought a ticket today and I’m winning again.
    Checkem

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME THE MONEY

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The New York Islanders are winning.

    They bought 50,000 tickets

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are the political implications
    Read 1984
    >of a /misc/-tard winning the Mega Millions jackpot?
    I would buy 4chin

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picked up 12 from Publix today. 12 for the holy apostles. I shall tithe off the wealth and then I shall do God's work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Fren.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would buy LOTS and LOTS of gold and silver.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course. Only have 200 oz of silver. Gotta stack more. With a lotto like that I would have a million in gold easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 in 302,575,350 chance
      >12
      Just put that $24 in your savings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it is the will of the divine--it shall happen. Christ is King.

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If i won i would establish a fiefdom. Not in a gay or ironic way, but in the henry ford sense of the way. I would buy land and develop industry for my employees and look after their welfare. The future is a dark and dangerous place, and i don't expect there will be much chance for the wealthy to live isolated lives safely much longer. So I would become a lord and practice noblesse oblige and rely on the goodwill of my people to secure my safety.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should start a movie company and just produce non-woke, non-home movies. It'd make a lot of money.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the israelites would crush you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        O RLY?

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I only buy lottery tickets when it's over a billion. 300 million dollars isn't enough for me.
    Why are you normie retards like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell even at the default starting of $7 million is a lot.

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Family and friends as well as their children taken care of debt and tuition wise
    >GUNS AND AMMO
    >LAND
    >ACCESS TO RESOURCES OFFTHE GRID (FOOD, WATER, ENERGY)
    >Campaign donation to Thomas Massie for POTUS
    >MORE GUNS N AMMO
    >MORE LAND
    >Truck to haul, Japanese Tank for Commuter Car, 1967 GTO
    >ATV's and farming equipment
    >maybe produce an independent political film that's Based af and shamelessly promote it here everyday
    >wait for the giga happening of happenings

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm buying LULZ from the good. No more advertising and dicky is never banned.

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I win I am going to come here and brag about it for weeks to piss you off because you will know the money is in the hands of a liberal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but you're not gonna win, you're a born loser

  108. 2 months ago
    Retardo Bot 6 Gorillion

    But tv slots & air this 24/7

    ?t=41

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! How’d I never see this before?! And how is this still on israeliteTube?!!!

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rol l for hookers and cocaine.

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    love how i am shadowbanned

    you fucking israelite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be paranoid, have a (You)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dont get me that easy, mosche

        haha

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amerimutt lottery jackpot get this many replies
    How is this /misc/ related? Get the fuck out.

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >set my family up for life through investing 66% of the lump some
    >take the rest and disappear probably start a family

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder to all that you will burn in the lake of fire (hell) for all the bad things you did in your life if you die without believing the gospel. the good news is that it's actually very, very easy to get to heaven because Jesus did all the hard work for you.

    the Gospel explained in 7 minutes:

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Put at least half the winnings into a family foundation to avoid taxes
    >purchase a town in Montana
    >found a non-profit school funded by my foundation
    >found a church funded by my foundation
    >fund 529 plans for all my family and friends' children
    >have my friends 529 plans pay the tax-free money I gave them to my non-profit school to educate their children

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd put 100 mil in crypto
    100 mil in property in the suburbs of majority white cities that are being diversified, to get ahead of the white flight
    I'd produce a new season of Roseanne
    Id produce World Peace season 2, and establish a entertainment industry in New England of non pozzed media, and defeat Hollywoods monopoly
    Id revolutionize the thrift store industry by replacing minimum wage donation sorters with trained appraisers so that NOTHING with value ends up in the trash (ive made 1000's of dollars selling trash from thrift store dumpsters on ebay). i HATE waste. Nothing would be for profit, Id use the company as a rampart against capitalism and divert as much profit away from corporations as possible.
    -I'd lobby for food waste reform, with the goal of making it illegal for companies to throw away expired / damaged food. Inedible food would be required to be composted, and the soil will be free, and all unclaimed soil would be utilized in free community gardens. Home gardens would also get a tax cut based on the value of the food they grow. Id also make it a requirement for fast food corporations to replace all non essential land with free community gardens (the landscaping)
    I'd lobby to obliterate "Lawn Law", and instead of being fined for overgrowth, you would be subsidized for maintaining indigenous ecosystems. Lawns were a product of the French bourgeois as a flex on peasants to show they have land they dont cultivate.
    I'd buy up natural springs and set up an alternative water infrastructure to supply citizens with non-fluoridated water
    Id put 50 million into providing resources for the communities hardest hit by the opium crisis
    Id create the white version of the NAACP
    Id put 25 mil into resources for gambling addiction
    Id create a museum of the 90's, with a block of apartments that creates a community that is perpetually stuck in 1999, and produce a Big Brother style reality tv show that documents their lives
    then id move to colombia lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbelievably based.(aside from moving to colombia).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I would take the lump sum
      >pay taxes

      $400,000,000 left
      I would live off the 1 million interest per month.

      Ever once in a while I would plan some type of investment, like buying most the shares to some small company then pump it up. Somthing fun like that.

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got 300 tickets between the other work idiots and myself

    if i win, i will walk on camera with MAGA hat and shirt with a troon in a noose picture. i promise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >judge sees it and doesn’t sign off on your winnings
      At least you owned some libtards

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, because that'll certainly happen in something objective like holding a winning ticket. get your shit together

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Winning the lottery is probably the hardest thing you’ll ever do in your life. From the moment you win you’ll be so fucked.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            seen those stories about how people get completely screwed by scummy people around them. best way i saw was a story of a dude that hired a lawyer to go collect for him to remain anonymous. probably the best move

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lawyers will try to rip you off too. Make sure you sign a contract and have a second set of lawyers specialized in that sort of deal to oversee it. Once you win you’re alone you have to protect yourself from everyone.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              For me, my beat friend since childhood lives in a state where you don’t have to accept publicly, so I’d give it to him to claim on the condition that we split it 50/50. He’s the only one in the world I’d trust.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to claim it where you bought it also with 350 million you have no friend. I’m willing to bet he would rip off your balls for a million.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can it be that bad just kick back and be comfy don’t spend all your money invest some of it. It’s just neet life but extra comfy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That kid you called fat in elementary school is going to sue you and you’re prone to be murdered by your family. Your best friends are going to be stein, wald, and burg associates for the rest of your life.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have a lawyer in the family I won’t be having a kike lawyer and I will be living on my private island I’m not worried

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your retarded lawyer cousin or whoever the fuck is going to fuck your ass no condom. The fact lawyer from your area won’t cut it either. At this level you need to go to an international firm that makes billions.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the fancy lawyer from you area*
                So no Cletus and family law firms

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    With these replies, I do hope a /misc/tard wins this thing.

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lottery is a tax on people that are shit at math.

  119. 2 months ago
    COOL

    IF I WIN I WILL BUY THE HACKER LULZ. END THE FED WILL BE PINNED, AND REPINNED DAILY UNTIL THE FED IS END. ALL DEGENERATE BOARDS WILL BE RECAPTURED AND PURGED OF homosexualRY. AND WE WILL USHER IN THE DAY OF THE RAKE

    ALSO BANNER WILL SAY "NO naggerS'

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I GOT TICKETS BROS. WE GOT THIS SHIT. 3 TICKETS. LETS GO

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuckers got me. I was gonna get just one, but they force you to deposit at least $10 to purchase online. I did two manual picks, which I tend to be a good guesser on in general. And one quick pick since most winners win with quick pick.

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna buy a new butt cause mine has a crack in it.

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do for a living?
    >smoke weed, what do you think?

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