Did Jesus die a virgin?
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Jesus never died anon.
John the Baptist wrote more shit than you could shake a stick at. Me likes all of his pen names.
>he thinks St. John the Evangelist = St. John the Baptist
ngmi
Fuckoff before the Holy Ghost takes your name out of His little book.
Actually he thinks Paul is John the Baptists pen name... i read it earlier in another thread.
same bloke
that's a israelite fro if ive ever seen one
All unverified people named in the New Testament and apocrypha are the Holy Ghost-writer's and the Holy Ghost-author's copyrighted Pen Names you fucking retarded doofus. Slut puppy Johnny B
meds
You don't need to announce at LULZ that you remembered to take them, just take your meds the next time that you remember it's time for them tbh. Frankly nobody here gives a shit if you take them or not unless you're going to rape some kids or shoot up a school or something Christian like that.
Yes he did. He was dead for 39ish hours, from 3 pm Friday to before dawn on Sunday
Yes he did
yes
It was a prank by the Holy Ghost, he is infamous for that.
Yes. Did a worm eat a tree? Yes. This is holy scripture. You need to think before you speak about it.
johnny b had sexy hot pussy from here to high heaven and back mate
Rev.10
>And he had in his hand a little book open: and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth,
>And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth.
>And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey.
>And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter.
Rev.13
>And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
Rev.17
>The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.
Rev.20
>And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
>And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Of course not. We all know Mary Magdalene had to be putting out that whole time. It was 14 dudes all in their late 20s-early 30s bumming around Galilee with a former prostitute. They were all piping her constantly.
Peter was the oldest apostle and was only 21
>Hangs with hookers. Drinks with hookers. Pimps his hookers. Followed by hookers. Marries a hooker. Fathers new hookers.
Ol' Pimpwagon did not die a virgin.
they killed that drunk fucker cuz he owned and was getting all the hot pussy around jerusalem
Jesus would post on LULZ if he was alive today
He made Huey Hefner, Bobby Guccione and Larry Flynt look worse than The Three Stooges when it came to Sex.
Yes, it was brave to actually die as a lamb and as a virgin and be different from all the other ones that either tried to have lots of sex, or tried to have high kill counts.
Yes, because he didn't marry and, as God, he'd obey his own laws, and would not have sex before marriage.
Also it would be very weird for God to have a wife and children, it would make him seem very unholy, Jesus was supposed to be the perfect unblemished archetype of a human being, and not bound by earthly desires
Sigh...
Marriage is not scriptural, its a human convention, and there is nothing written about sex before marriage in the law. You express falsehoods.
The prophet is not God, and the prophet is not perfect. You express more falsehoods.
How come you many Christians don't know what is and is not written? Are you not ashamed for the religious ignorance and falsehoods you put out into the world?
Jesus didn't exist.