India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now... It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Call yourself English, man! Let me guess your from a lower middle class demographic and watch football, supporting a team 300 miles away because they win trophies
By leaving the crease before the ball has been bowled, the non-striking batsman is giving himself and his partner an advantage in the case that a run-out presents itself.
So what exactly is the problem here? The poo has every right to punish his opponent for seeking an advantage. Dumb brit.
>Non-striking batsman already halfway down the pitch before the ball has been bowled >Fielders now have 50% less chance of achieving a run out if the opportunity presents
The poo is doing god's work, punishing dickhead batsman. Dumb brit.
Literally this. Genuinely don't get how people think this is unsportsmanlike, if the batsman wasn't trying to gain an unfair advantage by leaving early it wouldn't happen
How is this any different to the goalkeeper being off his line during a penalty kick? If the ref decides to make them retake the penalty, it wouldn't cause a chimpout.
Mankad was the first person to do it in test cricket. He disgraced the sport. There have literally only been four instances of it in the 150 year history of the sport. All by pathetic sportsmen
seething crooked teeth
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good cope for being shit
Shit bait, Raj. I hate this boring, doghsit """""sport""""" and even I know that we're the world champions.
DO NOT REDEEM, SIR
>Country of 1 billion that only cares about cricket
>Still gets mogged by the anglos not good enough for their nation's main sport
BRITISHER BTFO (Even though we are still world champions)
Surely the master race.
India is smartest peoples.....
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now... It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....
Send to all Indians all over the globe
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Call yourself English, man! Let me guess your from a lower middle class demographic and watch football, supporting a team 300 miles away because they win trophies
He did the needful.
>noooooo, you can't take advantage of the non striking end batsman not standing in the right place because.... Because you just can't ok??????????
Go back to India.
>taking advantage of something your rival shouldn't do is bad
what a pathetic "sport"
Italians could never understand sportsmanship.
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his quirky reddit enthusiasm never fails to piss me off
By leaving the crease before the ball has been bowled, the non-striking batsman is giving himself and his partner an advantage in the case that a run-out presents itself.
So what exactly is the problem here? The poo has every right to punish his opponent for seeking an advantage. Dumb brit.
Spoken like a true underarm bowler
remember that time aussies rolled the underarm when nz needed a 6 on the last ball, aussies and indians love cheating don't you
Let me break it down for you.
>Non-striking batsman already halfway down the pitch before the ball has been bowled
>Fielders now have 50% less chance of achieving a run out if the opportunity presents
The poo is doing god's work, punishing dickhead batsman. Dumb brit.
Redeeming is in their blood
>I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CHEAT BECAUSE UHHHHH.... MUH HECKIN SPORTSMANSHIPPERINO!!!1!1
Someone post the webm
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Nice chimpanzee out sir
Mankading is an incredible emotional act
bongs btfo and are promptly seething to death kek
Indians cannot coexist with sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct
Says the Aussie HA
SIR DO NOT REDEEM WICKET
isn't leaving the crease early unsportsmanlike by definition?
No, it's called backing up and totally normal.
wouldn't a true gentleman wait at the crease until their batting partner struck the ball?
I dont understand why this is such a big deal?
Just don't leave the crease early.
Literally this. Genuinely don't get how people think this is unsportsmanlike, if the batsman wasn't trying to gain an unfair advantage by leaving early it wouldn't happen
How is this any different to the goalkeeper being off his line during a penalty kick? If the ref decides to make them retake the penalty, it wouldn't cause a chimpout.
guessint by the 5 or 6 consecutive anglo seethe posts above i assume he wrecked england's shit? i know nothing about cricket so yeah
nah, did it against australia in 1948, even the australian captain said he did nothing wrong and this act is now officially recognised by icc
best part is he wasnt the first to do it, it was first done by a brit
tldr: uneducated britbong seething about an act done 74 years ago
Mankad was the first person to do it in test cricket. He disgraced the sport. There have literally only been four instances of it in the 150 year history of the sport. All by pathetic sportsmen
you wouldn't do it in a club match would you
It's just not cricket.
who colonized india? who called them the garden gnomeel in the crown?