Describe your last date or hookup?

Describe your last date or hookup, /lgbt/

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Non existent

  2. 1 year ago
    )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

    went to see Spirited Away in the theater with my gf in early november, my social anxiety was really high that night but i managed fo survive the experience without a panic attack (this was a few weeks before i got my xanax prescribed)

    i want to go out again but ive fallen into worse agoraphobia anxiety depression etc since then, and im scared to climb the stairs at home to go anywhere non critical because my knees are extremely fragile now due to bad joint damage, im worried climbing stairs could tear things more and put further strain on them, ive already ruptured most of the bursae in both of them and its very clearly bisible that the cushioning tissue around the joint is gone now on both sides

    anyways im sure we'll have some outing again eventually, maybe valentines but my worries about joints wont stop, i wish i hadnt screwed my body up so badly, i keep hurting my wrists worse too when i hit my head during bad panic attacks when i lose control

    what a mess

    im sorry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      be careful with xanax, benzo addiction is worst kind of addiction one can have (worse than opioids and alcohol, also like alcohol addiction, witdrawal can kill you) and they can really frick up your life

      but if nothing else works I guess it can be good for short term, it is not final solution though and dunno how people manage to stay awake on xanax (personally I have used it only as sleeping pill, it's really good at knocking you out)

      • 1 year ago
        )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

        i do have some dependency already, i took opioids many years and part of why ive ended up needing the xanax is the refusal of doctors here to resume my hydrocodone prescription that i took for years before i moved, the emotional stress of being in physical pain i cant do anything about (otc shit is too weak to make a significant difference for what i deal with) has pulled me down alot, plus the other stresses in my new life here; im a total agoraphobic anxiety mess now, tonight my new bed was assembled by my gf and her brother and i had to stay in the other room with the door closed, i even went to hide in the bathroom at one point so i wouldnt see her brother, he has been nothing but kind and accommodating to me since ive lived her but he inadvertently triggered my ptsd one single time last year and since then i cant be around him and even hearing him climb up the stairs can set me off sometimes

        its really pathetic how fragile ive become, and i dont know the way out yet, im still trying to just survive it, my hope is that over the next few months i will need the xanax less and less, 2 or 3 per week instead of every other day as it has been; i dont believe i will get past this stuff enough to not need it anymore at all for quite a while, sadly alot of that depends on other people because of how i am, and i wont fight that part of myself, i just need to learn to ride the ocean of my emotions and feelings better

        as for xanax making drowsy, its actually far less for me than the 2 other benzos i have taken, on Valium i would be so out of it i couldnt be roused and would just be totally exhausted sleepy for the whole day, the other weaker one i tried (idr name, not ativan) was much the same and took too long to work to make a difference, but the xanax works quickly and i am drowsy for a while but if i can get myself into some activity that has pulled me out of my bad state a bit i can keep me from sleeping, on the other hand if i do sleep its just 2h or so

  3. 1 year ago
    SnurlyWurl

    do dreams count?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      date
      A friend visited for a weekend. We went out for a lot of walks and went shopping, got some food, and spent a whole lot of time in the bedroom either cuddling or having sex. My legs were pretty strained, but I brought my cane with me and was able to walk her to the train station to say goodbye

      >hookup
      I was in a particularly self destructive state of mind at the time and went to the house of an enby sadist. They beat my body until I was bruised, punched me in the stomach, and sliced my thighs open with a box cutter
      I've since been advised by their housemates to take the matter to the police and have reported them for causing me serious bodily harm

      What kind of dates do you dream up, Snurly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        man that sounds fricked up like wtf, but I guess it being enby explains all

        I mean I like kinky BDSM and getting bruised by whipping or hard anal which may some times make me bleed, but that sounds like just abuse, was it even consentual?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >was it even consentual
          Yes, everything they did to me I asked them to do beforehand. However they saw the cuts that I had carved into myself already through SH and must have known what was going on

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go over to their apartment with the lava cake batter i made for after our belated anniversary dinner the night before + strawberries and ice cream
    >make them for us
    >they say instead of watching the thing, we should watch twisted pair
    >they cuddle their blahaj while i lay next to them and we watch for a little
    >they have to prep for a d&d session like 30 minutes in, i tell them to go ahead and go home
    i broke it off like a week later and still miss them over 3 months later

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >put in effort to make a wondeful desert for an anniversary dinner
      >they cuddle a fricking stuffed animal instead of you
      >schedule a dnd session the very night you're supposed to be havig a romantic evening together
      It sounds like they didn't care about the relationship much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds nice, don't listen to

      >put in effort to make a wondeful desert for an anniversary dinner
      >they cuddle a fricking stuffed animal instead of you
      >schedule a dnd session the very night you're supposed to be havig a romantic evening together
      It sounds like they didn't care about the relationship much.

      , they are probably a kissless virgin. nothing in that post is indicative of your partner not caring

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing in that post is indicative of your partner not caring
        >double schedules dinner with their partner and a dnd session
        >after only 30 minutes chooses to "prep" for the dnd session instead and basically cancel the date
        Anon, my longest relationship was 3.5yrs with a femboy. Anyone that doesn't make time for significant romantic events isn't someone that cares about the relationship. Like it's fricking dnd and who preps for a continuation session?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it kind of did imply they didn’t care because i was writing it out to vent about feeling that way lol. i don’t think they actually didn’t care, but it didnt feel great. in their defense, the d&d thing had been scheduled for a while, and the date had been rescheduled. our anniversary was the previous weekend but i tested positive for covid the night before

  5. 1 year ago
    mel

    >met him on grindr, 6’3 chaser with big wiener
    >he’s super sweet, very shy
    >we meet in some parking lot, we get in the backseat of my car
    >he’s obviously very nervous, trying to create awkward convo
    >instead i lean in and start making out with him
    >he starts running his hands all over my body, kissing me, pushing me up against car door, etc
    >i start sucking his wiener, he keeps telling me how pretty i am and tells me to keep going
    >he cums
    >we put clothes back on and hang out for another hour or so, just talking and cuddling and kissing

    seeing him again this weekend i’m very excited 🙂

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are these characters drawn so unappealing?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Less of a date and more just a couples outing
    >pack water and some mres(they are fun to eat don't make fun of me)
    >hike up a mountain to the zoo
    >eat mres then walk around zoo autistically sharing animal facts with each other
    >hike back home
    >order a frick ton of pizza and cuddle while hatewatching Fear the Walking Dead
    Didn't even have energy left to frick that day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      awww, that sounds really sweet anon

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too afraid to use dating apps due to privacy reasons and don't know any other way to get a bf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chasergen?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only works if there was someone in my area tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally true for everything, just start the conversation by asking where the live or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not that Anon but I can't find a discord invite or map pins anywhere

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I put a little ad on there and got 0 responses fml

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What did the ad say anon? It could be your location, or maybe you just came off as a weirdo.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My last date... was unmemorable? I don't remember what happened, or what we did. I'm not dating them now, so it must have not been all that good. That was... years ago? Damn.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i am still dating the first person i ever dated and its been 6 years and we are practically engaged

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i am still dating the first person i ever dated and its been 6 years and we are practically engaged
      That's really cute, Anon. Describe the sex

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he pounds me till im squeeling into my blahaj. he.. makes me hold it and use it to muffle myself...

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, stealth
    >hot guy asks me to study
    >study together in his room
    >we start kissing and he feels me up
    >tries to pull down my pants but i say no
    >he says it's okay and he won't press me
    >next day i tell him i'm trans bc he seems nice
    >ghosts me
    lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to fwb place
      >chit chat
      >make out
      >we are very compatible so have a great time
      >Split a 10mg edible
      >vibing out
      >have sex
      >split a second edible and make him bite half from between my teeth into a kiss (pro moves = hoe moves)
      >edible hits and we talk for a long time cuddling in a stupor listening to music
      >eat some soup he made
      >sleep
      >late for work like a boss

      Moron, you were supposed to seduce him through temptation. The only thing we men love more than a gift freely offered is forbidden fruit. You simply played your hand too early and too transparent.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you trying to get tranon killed? lulz

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          keepin jt g aint nothin

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The hero we all need

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a bar and this tall and chubby guy approached me. We talked for like and hour before we got into a bathroom stall and he fricked me until I cried. It was a little scary because it did hurt and he pressed his hand on my mouth a bit too hard but it was overall nice and I hope to see him again next time I go there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It was a little scary because it did hurt and he pressed his hand on my mouth a bit too hard but it was overall nice and I hope to see him again next time I go there
      Seek therapy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I came twice tho! And I had asked him to be rough while we drank a bit, I just didn't expect him to take it that far. The only thing I didn't like was how he played with my chest and nipples, that did leave some bruises the next day.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We're kinda turning into a couple, IDK, it's coming along, but our dates typically look something like:
    >he comes over
    >the second he gets through the door we are making out.
    >tongue everywhere, sloppy lustful kisses
    >somehow, we stumble our way up to the bedroom
    >he'll tear my clothes off, throw me onto the bed
    >he likes to bite and tease me a lot
    >tells me I'm a doggy and if I use human words he will bite my butt or my nipples
    >sometimes I'll talk back just to get him to do it
    >in between snuggles, I'll sneak in a tickle or bite of my own to get him back. Often this devolves into wrestling. He's stronger than I am, so he wins, but I don't want to make it too easy on him.
    >at some point, we get too horny and he'll frick me, or I'll suck him off.
    >he loves giving me head too, but it's nigh impossible for me to cum. Doesn't make it any less fun to try.
    >afterwards, we'll jump into the shower, almost every time he'll eat out my ass
    >out of the shower, we'll cuddle up in bed
    >get high, chill out to music, talk about Star Trek until we fall asleep in each others' arms.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like people are sharing sex stuff so ill share mine.
    I spent a few days in New York with my bf, we both have relatively busy schedules, him more than me so don't really go on dates often this was a pretty big one for us overall a great time. On our last day we went to the empire state building, did you know there's a bar in there? When we got back to the hotel he fricked me pressed against the window overlooking times square lol. Felt pretty embarrassing shambling over to the train station with shaky legs and cum in my ass.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go to bar
    >find cool chick, decide to hook up
    >go home
    >something is wrong down there
    >question her
    >find out she used to be a man but didn't plan on telling me
    >start beating this dudes ass
    >woops he's broken
    >put him in a trashcan after disassembling for easier fit
    >go to the dump
    >mysterious fire starts in the dumpster
    >world is a cleaner and better place
    >thank God

    I'd rather frick a niggress

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >date
    Never had one
    >hookup
    Good until he fricking ghosted me (it keep fricking happening over and over again)

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >been dating trans girl on and off for a few months
    >it was her birthday on Sunday and she wanted to spend it with me
    >we go to a sex shop and she buys herself a bad dragon knock off toy
    >then walk around downtown a bit
    >get late lunch and the only place that isnt packed because of football game
    >go back to my place
    >had gotten her started on Neon Genesis Evangelion, she got up to episode 15 on her own
    >watch the rest of NGE at my apartment
    >its like 11:30pm by the time its over, thought she’d be going home
    >asked to stay the night
    >say ok but internally really annoyed because I just want to get high by myself
    >shes in recovery so Im sober when im with her
    >in my bed we start fooling around while watching the Innbetweeners
    >top her
    >she wasn’t prepared, has an accident
    >she cleans up and we continue
    >frick her face until i cum
    >she swallows
    >we cuddle and go to bed
    It was fun. Had a nice time tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bought a dildo and shit herself on her birthday
      classic troony shenanigans

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5'8" nice guy. Drove around for a bit and he didn't make a move. Ended up getting frustrated and sucked his dick. Came in my mouth. Hasn't called me since.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be real. How many times have you sucked your dates dick and they don't call you back after that. Fml.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How many times have you sucked your dates dick and they don't call you back after that. Fml.
      As a top, the only reason I'll do this is either because the blowjob had a lot of teeth or the person was a wood plank for personality. Otherwise, I'll always try to call back because I like getting my dick sucked and I'm lonely.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the blowjob had a lot of teeth
        The story of my life. I have a certifiably big dick and have gotten good head from only ever one person. Everyone else is all teeth. It's like xmas for size queens who think they know their way around a penis and they get all giddy over it.

        I either deny the bj and they get miffed, or I endure my dick being shredded and lie to satisfy their egos.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How big?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            subscribe to my lonely fans and find out 😛

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gotta find someone w no gag reflex haha 😉

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I give great head btw. I guess guys are just running around seeing how many people they can get to suck their dicks.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be passing top troony
    >broke up in 2017
    >havent manage to get a date since then
    >decide to quit being so picky and just flirt to every single person no matter if they pass, if they're too young, if they are boys or girls
    >spamming several people
    >girls dont get why i act so desperate flirting to them
    >manage to get a date with a pre-hrt troony
    >she's cute, nice make up, pre-hrt girl clothes (fishnet, red skirt, high knee socks), a bit beard shadow but whatever
    >im shy as frick, dont know what to do
    >take her to different shops of things she may like (she's 21, im 30)
    >buy her things to eat
    >go to a park
    >she gets flirty, im still shy as frick
    >she start getting all over me
    >after a while I feel horny and ready to go and we stark making out and cuddling/hugging
    >it gets cold and I tell her to go to my place
    >she gets into my bed and I tell her we should continue
    >kissing
    >frot
    >bj
    >dryhump
    >after about an hour we're done, she's really excited because it was her first time taking a dick
    >take her home
    >dont talk again
    >she post photos with her gf on instagram

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's just depressing anonette..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why? because i have been alone for so long? because im desperate? or because i hooked up with a girl who has a gf?
        in my defense, she was really sad when i first told her i wasnt into polyrelationships, so I just took my word on not being picky and told her it was not a problem she had a gf.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if someone cheats on their bf/gf with you, odds are they were planning to cheat with someone regardless of your actions. Might as well get laid and let them deal with the moral ramifications.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it wasnt cheating i guess. they were in a poly-something relationship. I dont really understand all that since im monogamous but I got tired of just trying to find monogamous single people

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I dont really understand all that since im monogamous
            As a monogamous person that doesn't mind getting laid any way possible if I'm outside of a relationship, every poly person I've met had BPD and parental issues. Their emotional regulation is so poor and they're so desperate for authoritative validation that they need multiple intimiate connections to fill the void that is emotional stability.

            But they're also wild in the sack so it's fine for a hookup but I'll never be fwb with a poly person.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the advice, I dont think most poly people is that troubled (i say it because im really troubled and still dont seek that kind of validation), maybe its just a not being lonely thing, kind of having a safety net, idk, at least this girl seems to be dating her childhood female friend.

    • 1 year ago
      )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

      im sorry 🙁 i am desperate too, for the connection i seek that my gf i live with has been unable to fulfill, her emotions are very different from mine

      oof this thread has some sad ones, im teary eyed ;-;

  22. 1 year ago
    futuranon

    its happening rn and my girlfriend's rubbing her off lol

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >meet qt Korean on an internet gay university group
    >go out for a coffee which turns into beer
    >he's hot but it doesn't really seem we share many interests (he's an art hoe fashiongay)
    >still he's hot and funny and I guess we click because we end up dining out
    >we're near my place so I ask him whether he wants to come over afterwards
    >he does
    >we smooch a bit on the couch, he asks me about my hobbies
    >wasn't planning on mentioning the "scary" hobby because of a bad previous experience but while I show him around the house he notices what he thinks is a piano bag
    >asks whether I play the piano
    >"used to as a kid but not anymore, that's not a piano bag"
    >"oh, what is it?"
    >"it's a gun bag"
    >laughs a bit in that weird way Asians laugh when they don't know what to do, asks me whether I'm joking
    >tell him it's just a sport and show him my loicenses
    >he seems a bit reassured, asks whether I have guns in the house
    >"yes, want me to show-"
    >he freaks out and says he had a good time but has to leave

    Fricking exchange students, it's the second time this shit happens. Why are Asians from Asia so hoplophobic? Sure I get it they're not allowed guns but it's not like they don't enjoy airsoft or movies with guns. This guy even told me he liked Money Heist Korea, there are lots of guns in it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >loicense
      you're living in a hoplophobic country and wondering why people are hoplophobic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you're living in a hoplophobic country
        I don't, I wrote loicense for shits and giggles, I have stuff even the Americans can't have due to import bans (mostly Kalashnikovs)

        Fyi east asians are the weirdest alien people on earth
        Rural chinese & diaspora SEA chinese are the exceptions, something about urban east asian people is completely off, its like some dystopian escapees who cant cope with life in america

        Unironically wish theyd ban then from moving to the west coast because they are so fricking annoying and constantly violate traffic laws, are incredibly rude and litter everywhere

        >Fyi east asians are the weirdest alien people on earth
        I have yellow fever, I'm well aware. They can't cope with life in Europe either it seems, though I don't find them rude. Not more than I do tourists from America or other European countries at least, not to mention the rich Arabs, nothing beats their rudeness. Russian tourists were fricking annoying as well but that's no longer an issue.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          which country in Europe has such good gun laws? Switzerland I guess?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Switzerland and Italy both (I have licenses and guns in both countries, there are pros and cons but minor substantial differences aside from not being able to use 9x19 in Italy because it's banned, so all Italian "9mm" for the civilian market are in 9x21). The Czech Republic comes close I guess but I'm not well informed.
            The paperwork is daunting but once it's out of the way, it's out of the way, and there's no weird stuff such as waiting periods, draconian ATF regulations and the like. Especially when it comes to ATF regulations, it's simpler her, a pistol is a pistol, it doesn't magically become a rifle or what not if you attach a stock to it or vice versa.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fyi east asians are the weirdest alien people on earth
      Rural chinese & diaspora SEA chinese are the exceptions, something about urban east asian people is completely off, its like some dystopian escapees who cant cope with life in america

      Unironically wish theyd ban then from moving to the west coast because they are so fricking annoying and constantly violate traffic laws, are incredibly rude and litter everywhere

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never had one, and yes i dated once but we never went out on dates:/

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i made out with a femboy and got sick and threw up and spent the whole night wishing i was alone

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the days between New Years and Christmas
    >set up a date with a cute guy at a charming restaurant
    >as I arrive he texts and says he's going to be a few minutes late
    >10 minutes later I ask if he's ok and he says he's almost there
    >10 more minutes and I message them again
    >check the app and he's blocked me
    Being stood up just makes you feel really small. I ended up walking over to a neighborhood bar, getting drunk, and having a three hour conversation about the sugar industry with some older lady who does supplier auditing for Domino and got insistently hit on by an older gay. 5/10 experience, ended pretty well at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've been there before, Anon. Got the fancy restaurant reservation, booked an AirBnB so we had a nice downtown view, blocked 5 minutes before the date was supposed to happen. Some people simply can't hand the idea of genuine human intimacy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Albedo?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if you know, you know

        I've been there before, Anon. Got the fancy restaurant reservation, booked an AirBnB so we had a nice downtown view, blocked 5 minutes before the date was supposed to happen. Some people simply can't hand the idea of genuine human intimacy.

        It wouldn't feel so horrible if they just said they changed their mind at the last minute and are no longer interested. I don't know why people treat others like this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >if you know, you know
          It’s a shitty drawing so I wasn’t sure
          Anyway, you should probably date some /gig/er

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I started to play because someone I was trying to date wanted me to lol.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I crazy for saying the biggest turn on for me is how much a top cums? I don't even care about his looks if he can make cummies. Well, that's an exaggeration, he needs to be cute at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I crazy for saying the biggest turn on for me is how much a top cums?
      Give me feedback, Anonette

      https://imgur.com/a/unegfMJ

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        need

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wy transgf be like that.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    b me
    passing trans girl, bottom
    cute 6”2 straight curious guy wants to hookup on grindr
    never been with someone trans
    he comes over and i tell him we can frick
    make him bring me blunt wraps then
    tease him for like over an hour and n grind on his dick
    tell him im tired and make him leave with an erection
    then have him come back cus im horny n he fricks me rly good but nuts fast cus im so tight

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my gf and I have only ever been with each other, last weekend we went on a zoo date then to a diner and a little board games bar near our house, the finally back home where she fricked my throat until it was sore, close to perfect day

  30. 1 year ago
    EIGHTINCHGOCK

    he cried and now i am lonely again

    • 1 year ago
      EIGHTINCHGOCK

      why did this get trips

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Means you’ll be foreveralone

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Met up with a guy from /soc/ a few months ago and lost my virginity. Was pretty cool, but I was really awkward the entire time and my dick broke because I was so nervous. I was bottoming anyways so that part didn't matter, but not being able to cum was a little bit of a bummer. Still was the best experience of my life to have someone on top of me while holding my hands down and fricking me. His dick was really big, so that made things kind of difficult at first, but after a while I just gave him the goahead to go as hard as possible and it was like experiencing heaven.
    I stayed the night and we said our goodbyes in the morning. Also he seemed really into the whole "I'm going to impregnate you" thing, and really really excited about the idea of fricking me without a condom on, so I let him. He told me that he was routinely tested and even offered to show me his recent results that he was clean, but I just trusted him on his word. I know understand afterwards just how reckless that was of me, but tests say I'm clean.
    Sometimes I think about messaging him for a round two, but he's the one that initiated the first request for sex after chatting for a while and I'm worried that he was disgusted with something about me because even though we both said that we'd like to do it again, he never really responds past a few messages whenever I try to initiate casual conversation with him online, so I figure he's just humoring me and it'll look desperate if I asked him if he wanted to sex again even though I very badly want to have sex again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ask him to have sex again tbh. You wont regret it when youre drooling into your pillow and his wiener is throbbing hard impregnating you over and over.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But what if he's just humoring me anon 🙁

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hooked up with my friend of a decade at a furry convention
    pretty good tbh

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    got all dolled up put on my french lingerie wig heels and chasity cage put on my favourite BNWO hypno goon out frick my pussy and smash my pathetic little clitty to BBC gods

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She and I went to the grocery store and shoplifted as much as we could get away with, then we took it to a park and had a picnic. She was so good at it that we had leftovers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i hope both of you have your hands cut off, filthy thief

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