DEATH


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>insanely consistent discography with no bad albums (or songs)
>every album sounds different than the last
>pioneered the entire genre
>RIFFS
Yup, I'm thinking Death is the greatest metal band of all time.

  1. 1 week ago
    SS88

    I’m not saying your wrong but have you considered

    >Trouble

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fvlse

      >obscure shit that nobody likes or gives a shit about that had no influence on any other artists is the “best”

      It’s legitimately brazen when people say this. The best black metal band is Mayhem, because it has to be Mayhem. It could ONLY be Mayhem.

      • 1 week ago
        SS88

        Trouble isn’t a black metal band, not very obscure either, and are extremely influential.

        >this African thinks Trouble is a black metal band.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I was responding specifically to the example of a guy who posted a black metal band. I had never heard Trouble and my blind guess was that they sound like Black Sabbath or Pentagram

          Retard

          • 1 week ago
            SS88

            They sound like Trouble and the fact that you’ve not heard of them means that you haven’t been around Metal long enough to weigh in a GOAT discussion, because they are doom metal 101.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Popularity, slaes, and influence have no actual bearing on who the best artists of a genre are and this is something that's realized after the fact.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >”hurr durr there’s no such thing as good or bad art, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, chocolate ice cream and diarrhea taste equally good, I literally CANNOT tell the difference!!!”

          Shut the fuck up you boring, relativist homosexual. Your gay contrarian philosophy isn’t shocking, interesting or profound

          You are literally posting in a thread saying a certain band is “the best”, not OP’s personal favourite, but the “BEST”, meaning this is about objective musical merit

          Yes, the purpose of music is to sound good. Yes, lots of people involuntarily loving the sound of your music does mean it is objectively good

          No, this does not mean watered down mainstream pop like Justin Bieber is the objectively best music, but yes, it does mean that Justin Bieber is objectively the best watered down mainstream pop music

          Stop being a tedious homosexual and wasting people’s time by pretending to believe this stupid shit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >No, this does not mean watered down mainstream pop like Justin Bieber is the objectively best music, but yes, it does mean that Justin Bieber is objectively the best watered down mainstream pop music

            I would make a distinction there, both "Baby" and "What Do You Mean" were big hits, but the second one was imo a good piece of pop music, while Baby was just very bad.

            • 1 week ago
              SS88

              The kid had a song called “you should
              Go and fuck Yourself”

              He’s ok by me.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            these playwright paragraphs are based. are you Shakespeare?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What a load of verbose pseudo intellectual factually incorrect horseshit. Go back to your Kpoop containment thread.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Band that ripped off everything from everyone else has to be the best Black Metal band ever

        If Mayhem never existed then Black Metal could feasibly still be a thing. If Venom, Sodom or Sarcofago didn't exist then it wouldn't. Darkthrone brutally mogged them anyway.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They sound like Trouble and the fact that you’ve not heard of them means that you haven’t been around Metal long enough to weigh in a GOAT discussion, because they are doom metal 101.

      did you drift in from a parallel universe where Trouble is Saint Vitus

        • 1 week ago
          SS88

          >Insanely consistent discography with no bad albums or song
          >Every Album sounds EXACTLY THE SAME as the last.
          >Epitomizes one specific sub genre
          >Riff!

          Yup, I’m thinking Bolt Thrower is the greatest war oriented death metal band of all time!

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >band
    You mean Chuck Schuldiner & "friends"?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fvlse

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Great and legendary band, but it can’t be the best because it’s prog/tech

    Instrument wanking and doing weird odd timings purely for the sake of it is inherently a-musical. The point of music is the sonic listening experience first, not showing what you can do technique wise, or doing something unusual because the concept of it is “interesting” on an intellectual level

    Probably the only prog band in history that has made entirely musical choices and done no forced instrumental wanking whatsoever is Tool. Every single note they play serves the song in a way that is intuitive and followable

    • 1 week ago
      SS88

      High Tier Bait.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Tool
        kek

        Not arguments, therefore you forfeit.

        Also I don’t listen to Tool, I just recognise they are objectively the only 100% musically-intentioned prog band. They never try to do any gratuitous wanking or do forced, unconventional-sounding shit just for the sake of it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        perfectly executed and described, well done

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tool
      kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Westerners have been composing very hard pieces that only virtuosos can play for half a millenium, there is nothing "prog" about super hard pieces

      ?t=81

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Toolfags need to fucking hang. Every single note they play serves to induce a bowel movement.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's still metal innit? so no one cares, it's all the same anyway about that wank

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >insanely consistent discography with no bad albums (or songs)
    >every album sounds different than the last
    >pioneered the entire genre
    >RIFFS
    Yup, I'm thinking Black Sabbath up to Sabotage is the greatest metal band of all time.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They are from my city and I have met Chuck’s dad

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE GUY'S NAME IS CHUCK
    DEATH IS LITERALLY SNEED AND FEED
    FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHUCK'S
    since Chuck OD'd i think

    • 1 week ago
      SS88

      Chuck did not OD. He died of a brain tumor.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        pneumonia

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no bad albums
    except everything before Human if a bit meh and basic thrash

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the entire genre
    That's a stretch.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >every album sounds different than the last

    no it doesn't

    • 1 week ago
      SS88

      Yeah they actually do. Have you heard them? Chuck grew and explored immensely in a short time.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ok i'm new to metal but reading this thread I decided to listen to the following albums

    Death - Symbolic
    Trouble - Psalm 9
    Sodom - Agent Orange

    is this a good start?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it’s an incredible start also add a Bolt Thrower album in there (I like the 4th Crusade but there are no bad choices)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >new to metal
      death metal shouldnt be one of the first subgenres to listen, but the one of the last. it's fairly common to people listen to metal and never properly touch death or black metal because it's simply not for them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        let him do what he wants homosexual. Not everybody has to go through your starter pack.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          come on, don't tell me you never knew that one person who says metal is bad because the exposure he had was with some stereotypical black metal band.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then fuck em. I don’t need more prog fags and corset-core trannies in the scene.

            Let em try the harsh shit and if they stay they earned it.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Death aws only cool with John Hand! He was the man behind Death!

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