Only type in this thread if you are fluent in ALL of these programming languages:
C++ AND Rust AND CSS
In your first post state the languages you are FLUENT in
Dear fluent programmers
Only type in this thread if you are fluent in ALL of these programming languages:
C++ AND Rust AND CSS
In your first post state the languages you are FLUENT in
>Fluent in CSS
Literally impossible.
I am fluent in CSS and C++ and Rust, so it is possible
how the fuck are you fluent in css? can you center a div in 50 seconds instead of the 1 minute to google the css for it?
either use flexbox or position absolute transform -50%
you're only fluent in fitness dick in your mouth
It's Turing complete
Nobody?? I'm alone here why am I even here
You're here because you have Dunning Krueger. No competent person ever brags about being fluent in X, Y, Z when not asked.
I am competent AND I am bragging. Because I am competent, I can brag. There are many other things I am not competent in and do not (always) brag about. I believe learning is important.
>inb4 loooorner
>inb4 dunning bunning
People who brag think they know something. In reality they do not. Because if you did know something. You would just go learn assembly and haskell instead.
I'm fluent in assembly. I know some Haskell. I just didn't list them because they're irrelevant (and also because I'm not actually fluent in Haskell).
Truth is, I'm only fluent in half of these.
What a buzzword
I thought C++ was impossible until I learned it. I thought Rust was impossible until I learned it.
udpooted
because css is impossible
t. c++/rust dev
OP must be very lonely (i am op haha i enjoy laughing at my own jokes)
This is a cry for help
What IS help?
HELLO? (echoes)
Can someone tell me why rust exists?
Why did anyone invent anything ever? We should be using rocks and sticks?
No, I mean why would someone reinvent the wheel?
It was working perfectly before that.
>Why did anyone invent anything ever?
Because invented things solved a problem.
Now that right there is a bait, pretending to be autistic and not realizing it was a rhetorical question!
Lmao. Even your insult is unoriginal.
Which is it? Are you autistic or not? You clearly recognized it was INFACT an analogy, so you have understood the idea I was trying to communicate. Well, the answer is again, YOU cannot understand why it is incoherent because you are that caveman.
Don't mispronoun me, it's he/him.
I'm fluent in 6502 assembly.
You deserve that clown face.
OP here, I just took 5 minutes to read the ISA, now I am also fluent since I already know other assembly languages.
A caveman does not know the difference between a car and an airplane, because he hasn't LEARNED anything
I know these things though, so it's not bait.
>A caveman does not know the difference between a car and an airplane
How is that even a coherent analogy?
>OP here, I just took 5 minutes to read the ISA, now I am also fluent since I already know other assembly languages.
Oh no, it's retarded.
bait thread
What do you plan on getting out of this?
It satisfies my lack of social connection.
english
spanish
OP here, I'd like to thank you for knowing more than one language. It's actually impressive to me that you know Spanish! I am also striving to learn more of the spoken languages. One day I will become a charming virtuoso that can attract the ladies! I can't stress the importance of learning anything whatsoever enough!
OP here. Since I've always been writing "OP here" you know it's me. I will also add an extra (haha im actually op and i laugh at this, my own joke), so that you know it is REALLY ME!
>fluent in CSS
lmao
OP here (yes i know not that funny), I am aware CSS is not technically a programming language, but that doesn't necessarily make it bait. Had (You) actually known the three of these, you'd be able to look past this and realize it is not bait.
If this wasn't bait, you'd have started a discussion around something instead of just saying "you're only allowed to speak here if xyz"
When did trolls get this retarded?
Truth be told, most of the things we say have no meaning and we just do it to socialize. What makes my thread less valid than any other on this website?
Because you clearly created it to cause a fight you moron, create another not-awful thread with something to actually discuss instead of being a dumb retard
Also you're clearly a massive newfag with replies like
and constantly saying "OP here"
Fuck off, we're full and don't need this shitting up the site. At least make decent b8
Decent bait? Oxymoron?
Full? Full of illiterates?
lurk moar
That's not very nice to gay people though. Be nice.
Fun fact: As the 32th post in this thread (nice number hahahaha), I've posted a total 16 times (also nice number hahahahahha), amounting to HALF of all posts (haha sad? haha).
Someone please say something nice to me I beg you! I have to go to sleep soon!
You win OP, noone else knows all these three at the same time. Good night! (haha im op lol)
> Be me
> Visit LULZ
> Claim to know all programming languages fluently
> Start with obscure and funny ones
> List Chef, LOLCODE, Whitespace, and Brainfuck
> Anon demands proof
> Share practical languages I've mastered
> Python, JavaScript, Java, C++, C#, Ruby, Swift, Go, Rust, Perl, PHP, MATLAB, R, Kotlin, TypeScript, Lua, Haskell, Scala, Groovy
> Anons impressed, but some skeptical
> Tell them about my projects in different languages
> Anon asks for code snippet in Brainfuck
> Provide impressive Brainfuck code
> Thread explodes with reactions
> Anons start asking specific questions
> Answer with ease, showcasing expertise
> Anons keep pushing boundaries
> Share insights, tips, and tricks
> Thread becomes an interactive programming lesson
> Anons in awe of my knowledge
> Greentext story becomes legendary thread
> MFW I actually convinced LULZ that I know all programming languages
> Mission accomplished