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>ddue i'm such an alcoholic. >only drank light beer

>ddue i'm such an alcoholic
>only drank light beer

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rust was broke as fuck. It's not like he could afford anything else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't cheap whisky be the most economical option? You would have to pace yourself though, which maybe an alcoholic couldn't do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the person
        beer makes me sleepy so I would doze off fairly early during the day already and wake up at a weird time with nothing left to drink
        whisky gets the buzz on quick and keeps my energy so I can drink through the day and have a drunk sleep during the night

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The most economical is a bottle of metho and a bag of sugar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beer alchies are fat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ddue i'm such an alcoholic
      >only drank light beer

      Wouldn't cheap whisky be the most economical option? You would have to pace yourself though, which maybe an alcoholic couldn't do.

      the correct answer would be malt beer/liquor

      its less than $2 to get drunk. light beer is mostly water so a whole case of Pabst would equate to like 1 Steel reserve

      source:im a drug addict

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is your professional opinion on Natty Ice?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the onlybthingbyoubconsumebforbdays atva time is lightbbeer and cigs then yes youbare an addict evenbif you never getvfully intoxicatee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you drunk?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did u take him 2 da bar? fuck you homosexual

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my family thought i was an alcoholic because i drank one drink a day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get help

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And finally we arrive at Reggie LeDubs

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a cover
    does he look like he drinks 2 packs of beer a day?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good call. he wants to throw them off his trail..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reggie Le Deux Deux
      >Deedee Megadoodoo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        next season johnny can be the "yellow king"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure it revealed in the last couple eps that he is pretending to be much more of a mess than he actually is so that he can get info from the cops that are interviewing him. Remember we find out that he has been investigating the case the entire time and hasnt been completley wrecked during the entire time skip as we are led to believe in the first few eps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he admit to marty once they meet up again that he spent the last decade wasted. He says functional but hammered.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of alcoholics only drink beer. They just don't drink water and they drink like a 20 pack a day.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In America "Lite" beer means lower carb content. Has nothing to do with alcohol levels. He's drinking lite beer because he's gonna be drinking a lot and doesn't want to get super beer fat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In America "Lite" beer means lower carb content.
      What? No, lite beer is pretty much always around 4% alcohol content.

      Low carb beer is usually explicitly marketed as such. Or called "ultra lite".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In beer, outside of sugary shit, alcohol content is strictly linear with calories.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (Cont): get a glass of water and add enough pure ethanol to get the same alcohol content by volume as any beer of your choice, ultralight or porter or whatever, and both drinks with have within 5% of the same calorie density.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek this is basically how I drank before I got sober. Vodka and water was my jam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has nothing to do with alcohol levels
      because all your beer is already like 3.5% lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        our average beer is like 5 bro and they are plenty of high ABV options. I like drinking 12% Flying dog raging bitches.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >our average beer is like 5 bro
          more like 0.5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >our average beer is like 5 bro
        more like 0.5

        Spare me Mr. Bigshot Drinker, everyone can see through the charade

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a wonder they can see at all drinking all those 3% beers

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rust has been around long enough to know what he likes. He doesn't need to drink expensive foreign piss to have a good time.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he drink light beer from his flask too?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beer is good because you can just keep drinking it and never get too drunk

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's also drinking from a flask in this scene and is shown several times throughout the season to drink whiskey heavily

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you drink every day as soon as you can get away with it, you don't do liquor or even good beer because it'll just put you out of order too early.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there should be decent 3% abv beers
    that way I could just keep having a buzz forever
    i noticed i get a much better buzz when I know I've still got lots to drink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Colorado it used be that grocery stores could only sell like 3.2% abv. They can sell normal beer now.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's really few drinks better than beer for alcoholics. You can basically drink beer 24/7. Wine or spirits aren't that great early in the morning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wine or spirits aren't that great early in the morning.
      False - liquor and coffee is gods elixer to start the day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk man drunkards in the med countries mostly start with spirits or wine early in the day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lite beer is basically vitamin water for alcoholics

      are kalimoxtos any good?

      Ice cold on a hot summer day? absolutely. tastes kinda like cherry coke. I was very skeptical when my friend told me about this but after trying I was sold.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are kalimoxtos any good?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He kept working on the case. Hard liquor turns you into dysfunctional potato fast

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>only drank light beer
    Because if you are a real alkie, once you go full liquor, it's a straight road to the grave.
    With beer it's easier to control yourself and start drinking at noon like Rust or even in the morning, and still kinda be conscious through the day, even though intoxicated.
    With liquor you get hammered too quickly, sleep for a couple of hours, wake up and get hammered again. And this will go on until you get delirium and probably die without medical help.
    Caspere knew this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Liquor binges are a constant of "awake for a few hours, sleep until dark, drink until 3 AM, sleep until noon repeat"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man, so this is why i never have fun day drunks, because I'm downing whiskey when i should be downing beers....

        atleast liquor hasn't really gotten me that fat compared to beer when i binge.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn’t Rust drinking this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Flat circles
      >Whatchu know bout that?
      >Prolly nothin'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rust knew somethang bout dat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whatcha no bout dat? Prolly nothin…
      >what is that steel reserve? shut the fuuuuck up

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its an anon thinks hes rust when hes just a loser episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rust was kind of a loser too? He was a friendless edgelord despised by people around him. The only difference is that he's played by an attractive Hollywood actor who can look stylish even in JUST mode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that and he also has a cool hollywood story whereas the anon just drinks after work and cranks it to anime

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does he stay so skinny?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been drinking beer, 3-4 litres a day for the last 8 years and I still weigh about 60kilos.
      Metabolism differs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because alcoholics barely eat anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only those who drink liquor, beer makes you hungry af.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        beer still has a ton of calories

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thread is idiots arguing with an idiot
    Lone Star is not a light beer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when people say "light" do they refer to the weight of the drink?
      >t. not a drinker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s referring to how much light is allowed to penetrate during the brewing process. Basically more light weakens the hops or whatever and makes a weaker beer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4.5 abv is pretty light homes

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A 6 pack of 16oz beer in an afternoon before driving home then getting another beer with Marty is kind of a lot especially since he probably killed another 6 pack when he got home.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beer is way worse when it comes to alcoholism. not a lot of people can handle hard alcohol on a daily basis, but it's fucking easy to get to a point where you can't go a day without a beer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was me last year, beer from breakfast to bedtime and it's great until you realize you have to detox because your body needs it now. If you're going to drink beer and have addictive tendencies do yourself a favor and only drink at night if at all. When you start drinking at noon every day you're not going to be the worst drunk in the world but you are going to have a fucking seizure if you have to go a day without a few drinks.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know alchis that would drink cases on cases on cases on cases on cases on cases on cases on cases of beers but would never drink hard liquer maybe they dont like the taste though

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep, it's kino time

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love lite beer because I love the physical act of drinking cold suds and with weaker beer I can drink more for longer.
    If I drink stronger beer I get like a 1-2 hour where I'm pleasantly buzzed before I slip into being drunk. With lite session beers I can sit in that pleasant buzz window all night long without ever getting shitfaced, just pulling tabs and gulping down can after can and I can wake up in the morning and go about my day without feeling like shit.
    I hate that so many draft beers and lagers are over 5% here in the UK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many cans you usually have?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A typical friday night session is about 16 330ml cans of 4.5% lager.
        I'll pick them up after work and basically crack into them as soon as I get in the door and drink them one after the other until after midnight.
        I used to think it was sad to drink alone but honestly it's so much better than going out to a bar nowadays. The drinking scene in my area is totally dead. Friday nights are about as lively as a tuesday night used to be 5 years ago. It's fucked. Going out to the nearest city for a saturday night out is also just total fucking trash. Overpriced drinks, boatloads of absolute fucking cunts everywhere, godawful music... It's so much more enjoyable to lounge about at my place watching the shows I like, playing games online with bros and just getting wonderfully buzzed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how people can do that, I can never drink alone I find it so boring and the handful of times Iv done it I just felt like I was forcing myself, I'm abit of a binge drinker so when I go out I'll drink a decent amount but I just don't get the drinking alone thing, I smoke a fuck load of weed when I'm home alone though, much prefer that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I used to be a social drinker exclusively, but not anymore
            I don't read or study at all (I'm taking a master's degree)
            I just get drunk on 10-12 beers nightly and watch clips of Lord of the Rings on YouTube
            Boromir's death scene makes me cry every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me its those little supermarket stubbies, the glass waste is obscene but its just impossible to overdo them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't you get cash back for empty bottles like the germans?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wish, UK is easily the worst place in europe for recycling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh thought you were a yank
            I'm french and we don't do any of that either, although we used to
            Loved plonking my 20-bottles crate on the conveyor belt and seeing the money come out when I was in Germany, truly civilised people when it comes to their beer

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is your point? beer is the only alcohol that doesn't taste like absolute garbage. You can drink whatever the equivalent of a bottle of wine or whiskey is in the same amount of time if your stomach can tolerate it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you remember budlight is 4.2% and assume it is something like that it absolutely is not impressive what so ever. 6 tall cans of this abv is still only like 6 normal beers, despite the extra volume.

    My friends and I (4 people total) would go through like 120 beers on a day out on the boat. When you're scuba diving you don't want to get to shitfaced and you really do not with light beer - although I have seen it happen. The impressive thing Rus did was not piss himself. I just pee non stop in the water.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm drinking a light full beer right now and it's 5.8%

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm starting to understand the beerpill. i'd rather be buzzed for eight hours than piss druk for two or three

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcoholics choose beer because of the water content, they dont have to drink water which would dilute their drunk state and sober them up a bit, being drunk in a marathon not a sprint

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    WHAT A LIFE

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink mikes hard lemonade type drinks, the hard Arnold palmers are good too

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many in these threads are just joking around
    some % of you fucks are legit alcoholics

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel any change after one pint of 4% beer. One 8% pint and I feel dizzy tho

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the thread where all the drunk kings are Hope my format gets some traction in time.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's American. They can't drink.

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