dave going live about 3 hrs from now

dave going live about 3 hrs from now

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >need people to talk about Vince
    >call the guy who has been worked by Vince for decades

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    >Meltzer, who only the most autistic retarded people of the wrestling community has even heard of
    >on the most popular normalfag liberal news show in America
    what fucking timeline are we living in ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude he has been on CNN before lol, talking about Hogan and I think Benoit. Autist or not he is the most famous and recognized in wrestling journalism so he is the go to for these things.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not as weird as you think, off the top of my head he's been on mainstream news about Benoit, Hogan racism, and the steroid scandal way back.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watches CNN anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Meltzer is mentioned on almost every Wikkipedia article about wrestling. For good or evil, that makes him as much as famous as McMahon for CNN.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, wikipedia
        where we can't quote the garden gnome using racist slurs but we can say he's a journalist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >what were the Benoit murders
      >Meltzer, Alvarez, Keller on news shows every day for weeks

      Fuck off, zoomer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dave wasn't nearly as autistic then.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >talking Vince McMahon
    What, is he going to use Vodoo magic to get a Vince McMahon bobble head to talk or something? I think this old homosexual has lost his marbles

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CNN
    >Dave
    Lmfao

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CNN
    >Uncle Dave

    Should be a delightful shitshow of Dave stumbling through his words while the host continually tries to get him to denounce Vince McMahon.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hes about to break the vince mcmahon stepping down story. He knew about it two weeks ago

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dave on CNN? Talk about a fake news vortex.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope plans change and his segment gets cut

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    daves the biggest carny in wrestling

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >itt
    Edrones in SHAMBLES

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they interviewing him, he didn't know anything.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He knew about this two weeks ago he just didnt report on it. He has also known about the sasha release since last year

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol sure dave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They just want to talk to someone knowledgeable about Vince and the business. Like any time they bring in an "expert" who may not be involved but is educated on the subject.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit it's real

      While he's completely wrong about 99% of the shit he reports, for whatever reason normal homosexuals on reddit think he's 'a journalist' so cnn see him as 'an expert'

      it's a bit like bringing on a 16 year old fangirl who writes harry potter fiction where she gets raped by the centaurs. it's shit but it's the best you got at such late notice because the odds are, the retarded kid, like meltzer will do it for free and isn't occupied with things like a life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So the exact same with everyone they have on

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Keep living in your fantasy realm.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      CNN pretty much only brings on people who have no fucking idea what they're talking about.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of the three major networks, CNN is the most likely one to interview random people that really don't add much to a story.
      MSNBC would host a panel discussion of their own talking heads, and Fox would be on an ad break for catheters and reverse mortgages.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        and vacation packages to Israel

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You know what the really ironic thing is, nobody is gonna ask Meltzer the most valuable question: Why didn't you come forward with this? Because Meltzer prides himself on having ALL the inside knowledge, he is definitely going to talk like he knew about this too, but I doubt anybody will push that button.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Ryan Satin come out?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    post the webm of dave from the dark side of the ring episode

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boy I sure can't wait for dave to uh-uhm-uh-er-uhm his way through that interview
    >wel uhh... you know uhh, like uhhh, you know, it is what it is so uhhh, it's either that or uhhhh [clears throat loudly] uhhh you know? so yeah, yeah, that's what it is

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    Most of the interview will be CNN trying to squeeze some shit about Trump and Vince

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to get details on the case
    >interview meltzer
    >instantly gets side tracked talking about the biggest star of South African wrestling in the 50s
    should be kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    more like FNN

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy based!

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kek Dave knew nothing about a months old story despite charging smark simps 11.99 what's he going to tell CNN lmao

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well umm *cough* ah... You see... *clears throat* WWE BAD... *cough* Learn more from The Observer for 11.99

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    go get em Uncle Dave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pro wrestling started 65 years ago
      Come on, Dave. That's why you append "modern" to it.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man the producers at cnn must be fucked for guests if they have to resort to booking Memezer

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what are the chances he makes an AEW mention?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >Wolf Blitzer: so what does this mean for the WWE?
    >Meltz: "well...um...here the thing.(smacks limps) umm... (long pause) but...i know that hes smarter than that to not use company but weirder things have happened..umm we just have to wait until um we hear um from the board and um what they find. Again it can go either way. Umm. Not sure how this will affect the Saudi deal Brian but we just um need to wait and see.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A source close to Vince McMahon said it was a possibility but that it also wasn't. Historically this has always been a possibility except when it wasn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot his weirdo tongue wag.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lol yes i knew i forgot something

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        His...what? I've only ever heard the dude on podcasts, never watched him on video. You're telling me he even has autistic tics?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy kvetching, Batman.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    >H-hey Dave. I heard you're gonna be on CNN talking Vince. Listen, I was wondering if you could do your boy a favor and name drop myself and aew on the show. We REALLY need all the help we can get to boost up the ratings. Let them know we're profitable too all because of cm punk. Thanks, b-brother.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He definitely will. Tony doesnt even need to ask. He will definitely find a way to slip in some comment about WWE having competition in AEW

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CNN: Thank you for joining us Mr. Dave Meltzer, before we get in--
    >Meltzer: Thanks for having me.
    >CNN: ...Before we get into Vince McMahon stepping down from his positin as Chairman of WWE, let's get into how Vince McMahon's wife was a former cabinet member of Donald Trump. Was Vince a vocal supporter of Donald Trump?
    >Meltzer: Well, hey, y'know, Vince has always, y'know... ALWAYS liked Donald Trump. They've always ummmm worked t-t-tuhhh together including at Wrestlemania, WWE's largest show of the year.
    >CNN: Yes, he actually made Donald Trump the star at his Wrestlemania. Trump has even said of Vince--
    >Meltzer: 'kay, 'kay hold on a minute ummmmmm like it's it's soooo.... y'know ummmmm like it's real friendship. They like each other a whole bunch.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this on the news? Wrestling is irrelevant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because CNN needs any reason to smear Trump because Linda was a cabinet member of his.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    ?t=332

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to watch this live if I'm a EU fag

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Im sure it'll be up on YT or any video hosting site shortly after it happens.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://watchnewslive.tv/cnn-live-streaming/ try this one brother.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based and redpilled

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a dimes angle this is. This is red hot. WWE does it again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We just keep winning. Egods are on top of the world right now!

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >gets his notes out
    >start reading last year's G1 results

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      would shoot pop huge if he makes cnn wait for him to find his notes kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      would buy a sub if he did that kek

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Predict the star rating.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for his phone go off or some other alarm as he is oblivious to the loud noise and just keeps blabbing about 1990’s AJPW.

  35. 1 week ago
    Machine Jerk

    >CNN RATINGS SKYROCKET

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >*starts blathering on about AEW and Omega after being asked how the news got leaked*

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he better wear a fucking suit

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We should have odds on dave putting over aew or tony kahn. Or, like, bingo cards or something.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i hope to god he's interviewed by satellite from his disgusting mess of a guest room

    • 1 week ago
      Guy Incognito

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, exactly like that

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Can barely make it through a sentence without coughing his lungs up on Observer Live

    This CNN appearance will be a disaster...

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy
    Dave gets to say ya know and uhm on live tv for 5 minutes

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And with us is Dave Meltzer from the Wrestling Observer, Dave what's going on with WWE?
    > well, you know, *cough*, it's like this, the thing is that, with all the you know, um, of course Jerry McDevitt is McMahon's attorney, so you know, the . . . yeah
    CNN talking head 'asplodes
    > we all win

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    guys I need a stream to witness this circus, where can I pirate CNN feed?

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CNN
    Damnit, Dave! Fox is the draw in 18-49!

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its a pre-tape

    Booo

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best advertising for Smackdown in 20 years

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he wears a tie

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    garden gnomes always doing favors for other garden gnomes even if they all have no idea what they’re talking about

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    20 minutes bump before uncle dave is live

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I stream cnn online?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://watchnewslive.tv/cnn-live-streaming/

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  51. 1 week ago
    Herb Abrams' Ghost

    I got a stream in my server. discord/RSdHbB5U

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dave's autism is going to be out of control. Imagine how many "y'knows" we'll get.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    someone better rip the telecast and upload it to mega or something

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched CNN in over a decade, I always new it was going to be something wrestling related that drew me back in. I always thought it would Hogan or Vinces actual death.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >famous for his fake news
    >goes to the de facto fake news network
    lmao

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    dave time davebros

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    https://baked.live/tv/Wrestling

    Stream's up on there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >baked

      Nope

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he does it from webcam in his dirty house. But he will probably be at a local news station satellite linked to CNN.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he does.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he's going to be in his office like always

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't American news channels start with the most important news at 5pm?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's 24/7 news so they don't necessarily put the most important stories at the top of every single hour.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > implying american news channels actually broadcast news
      Most of their programming is "yell at you" TV.
      > one guest from side A, 4 guests from side B
      > they yell at each other

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my local news outlet has coverage from 4:30 to 6:30 which peaks at the final half hour.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the host brings up wrestling being fucking fake

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >news of Vince's downfall on CNN

    Guess what, Vince?!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      slowest burn story telling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The longest game

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >watching (((le meltz)))
    >watching (((cnn)))
    pozzed, the whole lot of you

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Le ukraine
    Who cares

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >interviewing some blurred out guy describing the war in ukraine
    this is fucking gay. what happened to cnn embedding reporters with troops on the front line.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ukraine made that illegal because they're getting blown the fuck out too hard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nice headcanon, Vlad

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://frontnews.eu/en/news/details/24229

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because it's a propaganda piece.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so was embedding troops on the front line but at least that was cool

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i understand why boomers are brain damaged from watching this shit or fox news all day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this, only been watching <10 mins I already want to kill myself

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BORING GET TO DAVE ALREADY

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think sanctions will be effective?

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah yeah russian jet whatever where's Dave?

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why in the fuck is a member of the ukrainian parliament live in the cnn headquarters in atlanta. lol.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even understand her broken English

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dave got worked into thinking he'd be on at the top of the hour

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I didn't miss this fucking homosexual garden gnome

    So when the fuck are we getting to Meltzer? I want to see him sperg out. I never saw it before

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He'll probably be given like 30 seconds at the end kek

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >5pm
    plans change...

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >economy tailspinning into chaos
    >$6.00 gas
    >food shortages
    >housing market imploding
    >record illegal crossings at southern border
    >record crime
    >"BUT UKRAINE YOU GUISE"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol how long has the US been sanctioning Iran and nothing changes? Sanctions don't work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      their airports and hospitals audience will surely eat that up

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >BOOOOOOO
    >We Want Dave
    >We Want Dave

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >LULZ got worked into watching CNN

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WRAP IT UP
    WRAP IT UP
    WRAP IT UP

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS AWFUL *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWFUL *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWFUL *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a Cheddar News man myself.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A FUCKING RIVER??????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [log in to view media]

      >empty river going over dave
      plans change

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TROUTERINO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BAH GAWD THIS MAN'S MADE OUT OF PRODUCE

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek woodditards watching CNN lmao what a bunch of homosexuals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. tucker carlson viewer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes this is a Tucker board now get the fuck back to wooddit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cry harder chud

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why are you here on LULZ startin bullshit?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              idk been here since 09, way before you election tourists

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          do you get your clip-on bow tie at random or does your mom's new boyfriend choose it for you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Tucker is an American traitor

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he have sex with men though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >watching sesame street for 68 year old jetski dealership owners hosted by a closet fag

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >abortion commercial

    Do Americans really

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Political advertisement is a trillion dollar industry.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    alright fuck this, not worth my time to see 2 minutes of dave

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Need to see joshipedos aborted

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I rushed to go to the toilet and get a beer before this started and now I'm sitting here watching Biden stumble through some bullshit. Where's Dave stumbling through some bullshit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Plans changed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Soon. He's coming any minute.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can’t buy a house because mortgage prices are insane
    >can’t rent because rent prices are insane
    >can’t get to work because gas prices are insane

    It’s ogre bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ride a bike

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      get fucked homosexual

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek they are not even hiding their affiliation to wooddit now, fucking rats.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ____________________________________

    Everyone above this line is a mark

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >free gas cards from the gubment fight inflation

    Are they literally retarded?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's about appeasing the marks, not fixing the problem.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Big Money Dave Meltzer main eventing over Ukraine and inflation

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >BUY GOLD
    >ALSO COME TO MY WEIRD BRUTALIST INDUSTRIAL PARK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>ALSO COME TO MY WEIRD BRUTALIST INDUSTRIAL PARK
      What place I missed it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        setting for the ad was a beardo dude hiding in the shadows telling a woman to buy gold without legally saying so but it was empty and filled with pillars.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Keynes is going over

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ads during news

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >news

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about this gnomish homosexual they should interview someone with an actual phone line with Vince like Hulk Hogan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hogan would charge them for his time. Dave is probably doing this for free.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Vince doesn’t talk to racist chuds

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What will the ratings for this be?

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    over under what're the odds the property bros pulled twin magic on their spouses at least once

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dave jobs to a river

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lmaooo leftypol worked and seething

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >EVERYBODY DAMPRID
    >Juneteenthmania
    God I hate america

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUUUUUUUU

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >January 6th insurrection
    >insurrection

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying but you homosexuals make my blood boil.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know, right? They should say FAILED insurrection

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you mean 500 goofballs walking into a public building?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >public building
          chuds are so stupid kek

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >walking in
            beggin ya to open a book once in a while, hell even a magazine

            Red Wave is guaranteed in November and Trump will win in 2024

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Faux news

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nice 2004 meme lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >meme

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I thought he was supposed to be put back in power over a year ago? What happened?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Lol.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >walking in
          beggin ya to open a book once in a while, hell even a magazine

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I watched the whole thing live. They forced their way past police barricades, and smashed through doors and windows with stolen riot shields.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it was a protest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >storming the capitol to assassinate politicians and overturn an election isn't an insurrection

      No wonder Trump cons you dipshits so easily

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of fuck up are you to go "I'll name my son 'Couy.'"

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    p-plans change

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still no dave
    Meltzer is the main event

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek look at this retarded hick getting himself sent to jail

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE WANT DAVE
    WE WANT DAVE
    WE WANT DAVE
    WE WANT DAVE
    WE WANT DAVE

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >"STEPHANIE... I know I told you that you were going to take over as interim Chairman and CEO. But there's more to it than that pal. Ya see, I worked, sweat, and bled hard to get to where I am today and where this business is today. You think I'm just going to hand everything over to you? That's good shit!! you in the back... heh... come on out"
    >*Shane McMahon's music starts playing*
    >*crowd pops insanely loudly*
    >Shane and Steph have an angry face-off in the middle of the ring while Vince smirks and laughs evily in the background
    >Vince takes off his suit to reveal a ref outfit underneath
    >"Okay ring the bel-"
    >*TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEE, MUAHAHAHA*
    >Holy shit it's actually Trips in gear
    >crowd collectively spontaneously combusts, the camera is literally vibrating
    >Steph and Shane absolutely in shambles, disbelief, facial expressions running the entire gamut, crazy eyes, crying, what is this insanity, crowd is still shitting their pants with excitement
    >Hunter goes giant-shnoz to smaller-shnoz to every single person in the ring individually, if looks could kill they'd be dead and buried already
    >"Not so fast Vince... why do you think I hired that intern, introduced her to you, and then leaked this story in the first place..."
    >High-pitched "ahhh oh my god!!" from Lawler on commentary
    >crowd goes even more insane
    >HHH smirks
    >"ok, now it's really time to ring the bel-"
    >*Linda McMahon's music hits*
    >crowd goes nuclear, Steph/HHH/Shane/Vince all go nuclear rolling around in the ring in absolute conniptions, unsure what the fuck happened to cause this tear in the time/space continuum reality spectrum
    >"not so fast Vince, ol' hubby ol "pal"... I thought it might be helpful to give you a little teaser for where you're going to be living for the next 10 years after the investigation concludes..."
    >camera pans to the arena ceiling revealing a giant cage
    >it slowly lowers as Vince is in tears and Trips, Steph, and Shane still don't know wtf is going on

    (1/2)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      >it reaches the bottom, and Linda lifts the blanket covering the cage so she can open the door
      >inside the cage is
      >donald
      >fucking
      >trump
      >crowd pops so loud everyone's ears literally start bleeding and you can't even hear the commentators despite them being piped in in production overtop the crowd in an entirely separate audio channel
      >the camera is literally shaking now you can barely make out what's going on
      >Vince in the background suddenly instantly stopped crying? reveals a bottle of "fake tears" he was using to make himself cry and starts laughing maniacally
      >Donald rips the mic out of Linda's hands
      >looks straight into the camera
      >crowd goes silent to cherish every word the President we all miss dearly says
      >he says the camera, he says
      >he says
      >"Hillary and Joe, this is your unavoidable fate when I become your President for a 3rd time in 2024"
      >He grabs her by the pussy and throws her unceremoniously into the cage and stomps a mudhole dry on her as the crowd chants "USA! USA! USA!" and waves giant beautiful American flags
      >he slams the cage shut
      >pronoun and alphabet people everywhere immediately commit suicide, instantly making the world a better place
      >CNN anchors all hang themselves on camera
      >"send her up Vince"
      >Vince, still laughing, presses the "send the cage up" button
      >as Linda weeps in the cage, HHH, Shane, and Steph all stand mouths agape, Vince looks at Donald with his evil smirk, Donald rips off his suit jacket to reveal a ref outfit underneath
      >"let's make WWF great again, Vince... that's right, I said WWF, not WWE"
      >WWE logo on screen suddenly changes to the WWF logo
      >"ya see not only am I tag-reffing with Vince folks, I also talked with my Justices Kavanaugh, ACB, and Gorusch... and they assured me that if the World Wildlife Foundation makes ANY fuss about this... they'll rule in Vince's favor. Now ring that fucking bell"
      >as the bell rings and the match begins, the crowd, in pure ecstasy yells
      >"WHAT"

      how mad would Dave be lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [log in to view media]

      >it reaches the bottom, and Linda lifts the blanket covering the cage so she can open the door
      >inside the cage is
      >donald
      >fucking
      >trump
      >crowd pops so loud everyone's ears literally start bleeding and you can't even hear the commentators despite them being piped in in production overtop the crowd in an entirely separate audio channel
      >the camera is literally shaking now you can barely make out what's going on
      >Vince in the background suddenly instantly stopped crying? reveals a bottle of "fake tears" he was using to make himself cry and starts laughing maniacally
      >Donald rips the mic out of Linda's hands
      >looks straight into the camera
      >crowd goes silent to cherish every word the President we all miss dearly says
      >he says the camera, he says
      >he says
      >"Hillary and Joe, this is your unavoidable fate when I become your President for a 3rd time in 2024"
      >He grabs her by the pussy and throws her unceremoniously into the cage and stomps a mudhole dry on her as the crowd chants "USA! USA! USA!" and waves giant beautiful American flags
      >he slams the cage shut
      >pronoun and alphabet people everywhere immediately commit suicide, instantly making the world a better place
      >CNN anchors all hang themselves on camera
      >"send her up Vince"
      >Vince, still laughing, presses the "send the cage up" button
      >as Linda weeps in the cage, HHH, Shane, and Steph all stand mouths agape, Vince looks at Donald with his evil smirk, Donald rips off his suit jacket to reveal a ref outfit underneath
      >"let's make WWF great again, Vince... that's right, I said WWF, not WWE"
      >WWE logo on screen suddenly changes to the WWF logo
      >"ya see not only am I tag-reffing with Vince folks, I also talked with my Justices Kavanaugh, ACB, and Gorusch... and they assured me that if the World Wildlife Foundation makes ANY fuss about this... they'll rule in Vince's favor. Now ring that fucking bell"
      >as the bell rings and the match begins, the crowd, in pure ecstasy yells
      >"WHAT"

      how mad would Dave be lol

      damn you wasted so much fucking time writing this lol i didnt read a word of it

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Chuds seething
    Thanks for the meme magic dave

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is trump gonna win 2024

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah dwayne is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        according to the future documentary beamed back to us now on peacock he runs in 2032

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's him vs Sonic. Sonic is winning

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it'll be Ron DeSantis wearing his face and convincing everyone he is Trump.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek he couldn't even beat a dude with Alzheimer's when he was the incumbent. He'll do another job.

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit about this yeehaw voting bullshit?
    Give us fucking Meltzer you cunts

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this board is retarded, myself included

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lmao Dave is going to have to show his dirty ass office on national television

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He better

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HE’S HERE

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sitting through an hour of this garbage for a 2minute dave interview

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we had like 20 thousand retards honking truck horns in front of parliament for like a month straight up in leaf land this year and even our media which never lets anything go stopped milking the story immediately after it ended, why do americans still care about the january 6 thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are retarded. Blacks burnt and looted the country for over a year and they said it's great and peaceful

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >economy tailspinning into chaos
    >$6.00 gas
    >food shortages
    >housing market imploding
    >record illegal crossings at southern border
    >record crime
    >"BUT JANUARY 6TH GUISE LITERALLY WORSE THAN 9/11 AND PEARL HARBOR COMBINED"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [log in to view media]

      It was definitely much dumber

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Market Crashing huge twice in three days and literally not one story about it on google news even in the business section, sad!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you think 3% is huge
        I'm afraid I've got some bad news

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This shit makes BBC news look impartial
    Any other brits watching this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try watching Australia's ABC. Same as BBC, publicly funded. Anti white almost as bad as BBC. All staff are now transgender Rwandan refugees basically.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fair shake of the sauce bottle mate

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're putting Big Dimes Dave in the rock spot.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >We're actually watching CNN to see 5 minutes of Meltzer on TV
    Everyone here is a schizo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      streaming it on a pirate site anon so I don't count as a viewer for them ^__^

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Put cnn on to see Dave, instead watching cnn lie to my face.

    Fuck you

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    this is the black girl vince threw it away for? cute!

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek did they just coin the term "the big lie" for the election? CNN more carney than wrestling

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No Dave?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Plans Change

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's gonna end the show.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's the main event?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they said next up after the break.

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Former Ted Cruz communications staffer
    >looks like the porn star he liked on Twitter

    it suddenly clicks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen Cory Chase shit on a plate before.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more of a vanilla desperate amateurs man myself.

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YES HERE HE COMES

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I hope the next republican leader supports democracy
    jesus fucking christ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its only democracy when commies win.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >supporting democracy is bad
      Do chuds really? Oh right, they do. They tried to murder Pence.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Republicans are shoot retards, anon. Please understand.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Remember this is modern-day LULZ, a lot of LULZtards like to cross-board.

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will they refer to him as a journalist? Are CNN that big of a liar organization?

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, so right after the river story

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HERE WE FUCKING GO

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DAVE TEASED FOR THE BLOCK AFTER THE COMMERCIAL. GET IN HERE LADS. HE'S COMING.

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s next bros!!
    >ITS HAPPENING
    It’s next bros!!
    >ITS HAPPENING
    It’s next bros!!
    >ITS HAPPENING

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dave Gonna OutDraw This Wednesdays Dynamite In The Ratings
    Pottery

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *shuffles papers*

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    *works you into watching almost an hour of cnn*
    fucking cunt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WON award for most disgusting promotional tactic

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jfc that girl is about 12 and they're giving her a credit card

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >your country on garden gnomes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from west yorup anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh good you already know

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Chris Pratt

    I will not watch your series

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's up next.

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S TIME

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *coughing intensifies*

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Don’t reuse needles!
    >Don’t share needles!
    >Do wake up at 5am and work for 12 hours!
    >Do say apologize to any minorities!
    >Eat the bugs!

    Clown world

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Meltzer up next

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Wrestling with Scandal

    weak chyron there producer.

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here we go!

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vince is based.

  146. 1 week ago
    Guy Incognito

    its time for the main event

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is the problem with paying someone to shut up about the fact he fucked some bitch?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      him upping her salary (company funds) just because they were fucking

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >it's a pre-tape

    Goddammit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did he film it on that ratty 20yo PC of his?

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek at the toothless fan they just showed

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    will dave beat rampage in the ratings?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dave should brag about the ratings if he beats a wrestling show tonight

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a shitty pretaped zoom interview with 1 line
    LMAO WORKED

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    ooohhh goodd hes here

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TROONS WILL BE TROONS!

  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we don't want to see your dirty ass office get that camera real close and shoot form below.

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LOL HOLY SHIT
    DAVE IS WORTHLESS
    ALL THAT FOR A 3 SECOND CLIP OF HIM SAYING NOTHING

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they obviously edited and it was probably a nightmare founding a smooth soundbyte to air

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Meltzer's CNN appearance is a pre-recorded video package

    KWAB

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >$3 million to suck old dick

    Shit I’d do it

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am fucking seething right now I can't believe I got worked by CNN

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At least Dave beat the river.

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Trump getting more time than Meltz.

  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >it was a pre-tape
    >they still had to take digs at Trump

    Fucking CNN, I swear to God.

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Meltz on CNN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      KEK WHAT A BITCH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [log in to view media]

      Pretty much this.

      E-drones got worked again and CNN of course had to shoehorn Trump into that whole thing as well.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I thought E-drones hated the Meltzer? Why would they want to watch him. It’s almost like you’re coping because you sat through 45 minutes of garbage for a pre recorded sound bite from your internet garden gnome daddy.

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Trump outta nowhere
    This is CNN

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's pre-taped. Have you heard Dave live?

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy based dave with the 70 seconds

  166. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >watching 45 minutes of modern news for that
    im such a goddamn retard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Worked

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly did Dave add to any of that?
    Did he just beg Jake Tapper to put him on TV?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was a 3 hour call and those were the only usable bits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they don't actually have discussions on American news, they edit packages and used whatever soundbytes fit the rhythm of the piece. They just need an "expert" to give the appearance of credibility. It's basically fine print for whatever they choose to air

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    that was amazing
    what we knew from the official statement: we need to find out if Vince used company funds to bribe her
    What 'wrestling journalist' meltzer confirmed in his 'leak': they will need to find out if the money used was actually the company's money or Vince's own money

    Holy shit no wonder I pay 9.99 to him for the biggets leaks

  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's it??????????????????????

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    minus 6 stars dave

  171. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  172. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dave's autism is so strong that they had to pre-tape him and air barely anything
    kek based

  173. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Byron Wake Up

  174. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy fuckin hell the deranged freaks are seethin kek

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