>dating a guy online for like a year and a half

>dating a guy online for like a year and a half
>doubtful the entire time bc the e-relationship is an e-relationship
>he finally flies over to visit me for a week at my place
>things develop into sex after a few days of cuddling and hanging out
>the post nut clarity hits him
>he books a flight home early
fml am i that disgusting

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sad anon tell us more

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah you must be disgusting if it took him a year and a half to visit you

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, anon.

  4. 1 year ago
    spot

    yes, but he would also have to be a complete moron.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you farted on his dick or something.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    damn people like that get year+ long relationships and I am forever alone it is so over
    Guess its a jungle diff! am I right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie 1year relationship online is the same as being single

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When you cant even form online friendships, no it is not haha
        Guess I need to optimize my clear speed more! Just a bit of a jungle gap is all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean if you are that desperate for something online you can literally just add anyone from NSFFW and they will get attached to you too easily

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Has it occurred to you I am the one that gets attached to the person and they leave and uninvest in those scenarios? Guess the jungle changes werent kind to me! bot gap!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Has it occurred to you I am the one that gets attached to the person and they leave and uninvest in those scenarios
            Yes but this doesn't mean that there isn't someone out there (NSFFW) who wouldn't get attavhed to you as easily as long as you reciprocate their feelings.
            Wya?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I just dont think you realize some people are insufferable and unlovable! Guess I need to wait for my champ to be reworked! abortion diff!
            >wya
            texas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >jungle diff

      When you cant even form online friendships, no it is not haha
      Guess I need to optimize my clear speed more! Just a bit of a jungle gap is all

      >jungle gap

      Has it occurred to you I am the one that gets attached to the person and they leave and uninvest in those scenarios? Guess the jungle changes werent kind to me! bot gap!

      >jungle changes
      >bot gap

      I just dont think you realize some people are insufferable and unlovable! Guess I need to wait for my champ to be reworked! abortion diff!
      >wya
      texas

      >champ to be reworked
      >abortion diff
      I literally have no idea what any of these phrases mean or refer to.
      I'm also in Texas though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are league of legends references, guess you should have read the patch notes! haha!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >*backs away slowly from thread*

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I am not op I am just the equivalent of a homeless man yelling on a sidewalk, but online :3 I am so quirky haha
            caption: ASSMMY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard jungle and champ be used to refer to league of legends, maybe that's it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    were you the NSFFW anon?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    after a YEAR AND A HALF???????

  9. 1 year ago
    it is over

    you will never be an anime girl

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trans?

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