>dating a guy online for like a year and a half
>doubtful the entire time bc the e-relationship is an e-relationship
>he finally flies over to visit me for a week at my place
>things develop into sex after a few days of cuddling and hanging out
>the post nut clarity hits him
>he books a flight home early
fml am i that disgusting
sad anon tell us more
Yeah you must be disgusting if it took him a year and a half to visit you
Sorry, anon.
yes, but he would also have to be a complete moron.
I bet you farted on his dick or something.
damn people like that get year+ long relationships and I am forever alone it is so over
Guess its a jungle diff! am I right?
Nigga 1year relationship online is the same as being single
When you cant even form online friendships, no it is not haha
Guess I need to optimize my clear speed more! Just a bit of a jungle gap is all
I mean if you are that desperate for something online you can literally just add anyone from LULZ and they will get attached to you too easily
Has it occurred to you I am the one that gets attached to the person and they leave and uninvest in those scenarios? Guess the jungle changes werent kind to me! bot gap!
>Has it occurred to you I am the one that gets attached to the person and they leave and uninvest in those scenarios
Yes but this doesn't mean that there isn't someone out there (LULZ) who wouldn't get attavhed to you as easily as long as you reciprocate their feelings.
Wya?
I just dont think you realize some people are insufferable and unlovable! Guess I need to wait for my champ to be reworked! abortion diff!
>wya
texas
>jungle diff
>jungle gap
>jungle changes
>bot gap
>champ to be reworked
>abortion diff
I literally have no idea what any of these phrases mean or refer to.
I'm also in Texas though.
They are league of legends references, guess you should have read the patch notes! haha!
>*backs away slowly from thread*
I am not op I am just the equivalent of a homeless man yelling on a sidewalk, but online :3 I am so quirky haha
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I've heard jungle and champ be used to refer to league of legends, maybe that's it
were you the LULZ anon?
after a YEAR AND A HALF???????
you will never be an anime girl
Are you trans?