>dad just bought a remote smart lock

>dad just bought a remote smart lock

How do i convience this retard to not install it on our front door?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a magnet and open the lock

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you underage?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you pay rent? no? then shut the fuck up, he can do whatever he wants

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell him about how amazon locked someone out of their own smart devices for a week because one of their delivery drivers thought he got called nagger (which didn't even happen).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why does a big company care about what i say?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is also a retard that buys goyware like those spy speakers
    I'm not sure what to do cause if I just smash them he'll have a boomer fit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Open them up, and remove the microphones - you could either desolder them, or simply rip them out with pliers.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show him that device that logs signals and how easy it would be for someone to break into your house. Although, all locks are easily broken into to be fair.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wich brand?
    Maybe its not all lost, search it on this channel to see how bad it is.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    DARPA Maid Donald Anderson

    whatever is the worst thing that you think could happen as a result
    is probably not ever going to happen

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s nothing wrong with remote smart locks. I have one installed on my front door. It’s far more convenient than opening your front door with a key. And it’s no less safe than an ordinary lock. If someone wants to break in to your they’ll come in through the window

    I bought one and my dad was super resistant to it (we had two front door locks + a screen door with a lock) but now he likes it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but I want to be able to sai nagger without Alexa closing the front door for a Week!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea that’s a legitimate problem but that’s an argument against using Amazon Alexa products and not home automation altogether. My smart lock has a backup key. I also make sure that everything I automate retains its manual operation.

        If your devices are listening out for you being racist there’s not much you can do about it aside for throwing out your electronics. They can surveil you through your phone or your internet history or any number of ways if they want to get you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I suggest not buying American

          Did you hear that the Amazon stuff builds up local networks, independent from actual internet connections?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your Alexa is talking to all the neighbourhood.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I suggest not buying American

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im going to break into your house and rape you twink.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let him install it
    >Hack it
    Simple as.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let him install it
    >Hack it
    >Fuck his wife
    Simple as.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy your own house you homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a zoomer he got priced out of the housing market

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought a house for $75k. Like it's in Indiana and not downtown LA but it's pretty nice and spacious.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it malfunction so he destroys it in a fit of rage

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