cs bros...

you ok?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The market really does suck. Don't take your job for granite if you have one. I'm in a stable job but been apply to dozen others every few months since end of lock down. You get one or two phone interviews per 20 applications. Plus the offers are shit compared to what I current have.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I currently have a job as well with 5 yoe, it’s much harder to get interviews than a couple years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >granite
      you did that on purpose, I know you did

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually its a common phrase

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The phrase is "take it for granted".
          As in, you assume something has been granted to you and that it is inalienable.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Granite on the other hand, is a phaneritic intrusive igneous rock composed mostly of quartz, alkali feldspar, and plagioclase.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not him but bleed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Plus the offers are shit compared to what I current have.
      Don't worry, inflation will take care of that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the market will recover someday, don't count on it tho

      Sure market sucks but this guy sounds like a total skizzo ... Guy "has" a post grad degree get still worrying about his gpa? I smell total bull shit... All of it.

      >JOB MARKET IS LE ROUGH/BAD/SHIT/COAL
      Nah there's junior oversupply.
      If seniors and higher ups have hard time searching jobs then IT'S BAD
      >Verification not required.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, everybody told them to go CS, them and arts students got treated like kings by the faculty and administration, but few people wanted to look at the CEs, and nobody wanted to comfort a CE that was struggling.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >everybody told them to go CS
          true, I think now it's "go learn plumbing", years ago it was "go learn laws" and "go learn medicine"
          >another Verification not required.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe the market will recover someday, don't count on it tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After the collapse in 1987 the job market didn't recover until 1995, and then just 5 years later dot com cratered the job market.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure market sucks but this guy sounds like a total skizzo ... Guy "has" a post grad degree get still worrying about his gpa? I smell total bull shit... All of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you need to have a good just to get in and probably ironed out all the retarded habits, they also kick you out for going under 3.0 and anything above 3.0 is average

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy "has" a post grad degree
      He's not saying that. He's saying "post grad" as in "life after graduating." He's just retarded.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low gpa means he can't go for higher education

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly does a math major do everyday?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        High frequency trading
        Crypto research
        Robotics design
        Actuarial work (risk analysis)
        Logistics and planning
        And quite often, programming

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HFT
          the people who get into this are CS grads from ivy league who happen to have math chops
          >Crypto research
          CS PhDs do this
          >Robotics design
          CE/EE/CS PhDs do this
          >Actuarial work
          you literally don't need anything more than 2 basic certs that any retard can obtain for this
          >Logistics and planning
          >And quite often, programming
          so you drowned in debt just to get jobs undergrads can get?

          it's so obvious that you're not a math PhD lol. The real answer is research and consulting, pretty much everywhere in the private industry, for very good money. Or academic positions for varying amounts of money

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everything about your post was incorrect, and it wasn't even funny. I wonder why you wrote it?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > I wonder why you wrote it?
              because you're wrong, and you're a larping retard who clearly knows nothing about what a math PhD does. You sound like a high schooler who thinks he has his shit figured out

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure if this is cope or not, but you're neither informative nor amusing. I mean this as sincerely as possible, reevaluate your life and what you're doing wasting it writing idiotic comments here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > but you're neither informative nor amusing
                I can say the exact same thing about you, homosexual. I personally know CS undergrads who are now in actuary. You are not a fucking math PhD, you are a larping homosexual. I'm not trying to amuse you, I'm calling you out.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seething. My list above wasn't even exhaustive, just some of the things math phds do, apparently another one we can add to the list is arguing with retards on the internet, but I don't want to make a habit of it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, you think that Mathematicians do not do cryptographic research? That this is somehow only reserved for computer science? Au contraire my retarded friend, this is so strongly correlated to mathematics that we actually see the department combine both those with a background in Pure and Applied mathematics.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > Wait, you think that Mathematicians do not do cryptographic research? That this is somehow only reserved for computer science?
              No. It's just not what you'd answer to someone asking what a typical math major does for a living. It's like someone asking "what does a dev with a BS in CS do for a living?" and getting a bullshit answer like "they do circuit design with VHDL and software verification" . It's not exactly false but it's also not representative of what most CS grads do, and in fact you'll find that most people got those jobs through CE. This homosexual gave an entire list of jobs and didn't bother naming a single one of the common ones that math PhDs tend to have

              Seething. My list above wasn't even exhaustive, just some of the things math phds do, apparently another one we can add to the list is arguing with retards on the internet, but I don't want to make a habit of it.

              there's no way you're not a larping child. You're not fooling anyone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The number one thing that math phds do is... research. In industry, it's all of those fields and a lot more. Basically any time you need someone with extreme confidence. The same reason many Physics phds also do quant. Mathfags doing HFT is not bizarre at all, so it's very strange that it triggers you.

                Can I hazard a guess that you "hate math" because you failed out of your first proof-based math course, like so many other CS students?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *confidence -> competence.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The closest thing to a "programming degree" is CS, and it's bullshit how not only is it treated as such by colleges themselves, but you are expected to learn things like discrete mathematics if you want to have it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you cannot do discrete math you might as well be a webshit bootcamper. Very basic linear algebra is used in pretty much all areas of upper computer science courses.

                > The number one thing that math phds do is... research
                yeah that's what I said. And that's why the fact that you didn't mention it first and foremost is fucking retarded. Now you're trying to do damage control
                > Can I hazard a guess that you "hate math"
                I love math, and real math PhDs (not larping high schoolers) are cool.

                >the fact that you didn't mention it first
                Because the context is clearly industry, in accordance with the "300k starting" meme, which of course isn't true, but industry is still far more lucrative than academia.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can code myself around the windows and linux kernel in assembly. Let's see you do that, Mr. Genius.
                >mathnagger not acting like an egotistical retard challenge

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a mathnagger with a CS undergrad degree, which is enough to know that neither kernel is written in pure assembly. I also suspect you cannot "code around windows" because it'd require Microsoft actually hiring you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about making kerenl drivers you literal retard.
                >I have a cs degree
                Yeah I can tell.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, drivers are not completely written in assembly. Remember, you can post in my cocky tone, but you still have to know what you're talking about. Also, why would anyone want a driver written by a guy who is filtered by discrete math?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i read about theoretical kernel drivers in my how operating systems work: overview: an introduction: part 1
                >no i cannot use assembly or bash or powershell

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's right though, most drivers are written in C or C++ these days.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Because the context is clearly industry, in accordance with the "300k starting" meme, which of course isn't true, but industry is still far more lucrative than academia.
                the richest math wizards are working in the R&D departments of big companies, they're not doing actuarial work lol. They're doing the same thing they'd do in academia but in the private sector, and without having to babysit students

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The list isn't exhaustive, was never claimed to be, and yet still covers what you have just mentioned. I drew those career paths from experience, acquaintances who are either phds or grad students.

                I wonder what triggered you into putting so much energy into gatekeeping what you think a math phd does. In any case I don't think it's a good use of anyone's time to further this discussion.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Software engineering is a programming degree.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > The number one thing that math phds do is... research
                yeah that's what I said. And that's why the fact that you didn't mention it first and foremost is fucking retarded. Now you're trying to do damage control
                > Can I hazard a guess that you "hate math"
                I love math, and real math PhDs (not larping high schoolers) are cool.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What a retard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You were BTFO, and sheepishly return with that. Weak.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's retarded about that? Explain in detail, think hard and put a lot of effort into your response.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Actuarial work (risk analysis)

          I do this

          Bit dull but secure employment and decent money

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck passing your next test.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also a math PhD is verifiable proof that you're highly competent and capable of getting things done, so you're unlikely to have trouble actually getting useful work done in an office environment.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >math phd
          uhh yeah... i'll have an cappuccino
          and make sure you don't over froth the milk, wagie

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but you’re a guaranteed helpdesk

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mathematicians also have the highest average IQ of any profession iirc

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Caramel macchiato please

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apply for jobs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        high school math teachers based off the people i personally know

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If your high school teacher actually had a math phd (not teaching) you were incredibly blessed.

          She will get "promoted" by her rich, muscular boss. She will realize her true value, and that she has been oblivious to the social hierarchy for a long time. She will start distancing herself from you. You won't get any explanations apart from "I have a headache" etc etc. But hey, I'm really happy for her and her boss. You should be too. Accept your inferiority, boy.

          Kek

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this bears repeating
    nobody gives a fuck that you're a major
    you literally can bullshit your way through the system if you just know how to fucking talk to people

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only hire Math PhDs, but I will start you at 300k.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fucking christ.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With great trepidation, I must ask what is a GORL?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My best guess, brother. I don't speak zoom.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I feared some sort of trans abomination.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh zoomers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mystery solved, time for dinner bois

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every
      fucking
      time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is a very relaxed lynx.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks more like a serval to me

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work as a concrete layer
    >go fuck around and do something else for a while
    >need some money
    >go to a guy who needs concrete laid and tell him you lay concrete
    >"okay, here's a job bud, see you on monday"

    >work in tech
    >have a 1 week work gap on your resume (meaning you've missed the development of 5 new redundant frameworks, all of which you're now expected to know)
    >forever barred from working in the industry ever again
    >need to pursue your master's just to have a chance at the entry level again

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >job market is bad
    The US has less than 4% unemployment. I can't wait until there is a real crisis so fags know what it really is like. I'll be selling the ropes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's bad for tech/remote work in particular. obviously it's not a bad time to get a job if you're an electrician or some shit.

      I was making 60$/hr as a 3D environment artist before the pandemic, had lots of money saved and took 1.5 years off, now there's almost no work available

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is not tho. Not earning a lot of money for not doing anything is normal.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I automated my job seeking process with python and GPT4 and I had sent a custom tailored application and cover letter to every single company within a 100km radius in about 3 days, right as I was finishing my undergrad last spring. I also used GPT + some cronjobs and statistics to generate fake commits and commit reasonable looking code to my git every day (lower on weekends or holidays of course). I got overwhelmed with interview requests and had my pick of the litter.

    If you can't find a job in this market, that means you aren't using the right tools and you aren't automating your tasks effectively. If you aren't doing those things you've already failed as a programmer. If you can't manage this, consider yourself filtered before you even applied.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, the automation process of the job applications itself shows that you have the skills/initiative to do well at their company.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Realized this way too late and wasted a lot of time sending sub oar cover letters. Can't wait for the day when corps catch up to the fact that AI basically invalidates 90% of the recruiting process.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'll be the day before they realize it replaces 90% of the jobs themselves.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I read one of these posts it's someone complaining that they cant find a job after applying to multiple hundreds. You are doing something wrong if you are applying to that many.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...or maybe employers realize your degree is meaningless and it has nothing to do with slacking off.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody who has no job wishes they had one. Everybody who has a job wishes they didn't have one. The path of the wagecuck is an ironic paradox that ends with you old, ugly and crippled in a rest home with nothing to show for it, slowing decomposing in front of a tv blaring infomercials. If you were able to learn how to program computers and you still haven't figured out how to generate income without resorting to wagecuckoldry then you're fucking up.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll make the interest rates 0% again soon

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm stupid off and lazy off and the job market sucks off

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the person can barely string a sentence together and uses odd phrases:
    >tored
    >fired off
    >I was just so burned off
    They are either ESL or low iq... or both.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the difference between "I'm burned out, man" and "I'm a lazy shit who refuses to work" ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not real because I haven't experienced it
      >B-BUT GOD IS TOTALLY REAL EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT SEEN HIM

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >job stuff
    this isn't LULZ related for the millionth time

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever wrote this long redundant bitch blog is a homosexual who deserves retail or whatever mid corporate hell he lands.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal reddit screenshot with a wojak pasted on top
    Does the glavset even bother with this fucking shit anymore? We used to get their quality trolls here, some real subversive shit. Now it's just... this.
    I feel neglected.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wife and I have near identical credentials and resumes. We've been applying for all the same jobs, she gets a call once or twice per week for the past couple of months. I got a call ONCE, right after one of hers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She will get "promoted" by her rich, muscular boss. She will realize her true value, and that she has been oblivious to the social hierarchy for a long time. She will start distancing herself from you. You won't get any explanations apart from "I have a headache" etc etc. But hey, I'm really happy for her and her boss. You should be too. Accept your inferiority, boy.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How could he complete a degree and still not grasp that he essentially booked a meeting with Darwin?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'm doing fine. coasting on my six figure wfh job. worked about 9 hours this week, mostly design docs and spreadsheet scenarios for BA folks

    oh, you said cs bros. sorry, I'm a mathfag

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald's is always hiring

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This person on reddit said this
    Gamergate was a big mistake

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