Crypto dump emergency bunker thread

BOBOS STAY OUT
Okay lads, time to regroup. What's the best plan from here?
>DCA'ing "blue chip" cryptos
>spreading across low cap alts
>kucoin trading bot
>pancakeswap lottery
>something else?
Let's share ideas fast. I have limited savings and I will NOT wear the McDonald's uniform.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put 10k into eth at $3200.... It's fuckin misserable....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Why didn't you secure your funds months ago, dumbo? Are you some sort of masochist weirdo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Less than 6k down, ain't that bad. I am over 20k down and liquidated. Ayyyy lmao

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m thinking REITs. Or writing a MetaTrader bot and selling it on their market

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to speak but then I realized all I've done since getting into crypto May 2021 is loose money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      nice FUCKERY id, bro
      if nothing else, you can make the most of this anonymous id and make some posts worthy of screencaps. now's your chance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuckery
      god tier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah 'fuckery' pretty much sums up my entire crypto career.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me too fren
          I have been buying all the way down since november 2021

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wait till normies find out about crypto
            imagine the smellerino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuckery id
      put me in the screencap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuckery

      Is there such a thing as a job where you just drive around at night (not in a truck, just a car) but you don’t have to interact with people?

      sounds like a dream gig so doubt it fren

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >ID: FucKeRy7
      whoa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuckery7
      What did rng mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      market manipulated confirmed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >basedandFucKeRy7pilled?
      roll trips and call for a price.
      put me in the cap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn that's the rarest ID I've ever seen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are the odds of a 7 letter legible word occuring?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          And in an appropriate context.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >loose
      You're an idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed ID.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit you're cursed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing ID

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      don't know how you managed to lose money all through the bullrun, but you should go play the lottery or something. you had a 1 in 78364164096 chance (36^7) to score FUCKERY here.

      What are the odds of a 7 letter legible word occuring?

      there are about 35,000 7-letter words in the scrabble dictionary. FUCKERY isn't one of them so the math starts getting fuzzy here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checked the ID, holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for playing my man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put me in screen cap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mob 4 Q

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The demiurge is laughing at us again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuckery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      holy shit witnessed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck did you get this
      The odds of this are greater than any get of repeating numbers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      what is this fuckery?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen anything this extraordinary in my life. Thank you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is the messenger of Allah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Gtfo Mudslime, this is a Christian board

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christ is Lord
        Mohammed is burning in HELL with all MUDSLIMES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      observed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      AAHHHHHHHH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not ravioli. It’s penne. Stupid ass n-word

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuckery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Confirms we will have another bullrun some day, after we go through 7 months more of this. We have been blessed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      dear madam, dear sir from LULZ memetic archival team, i just witnessed a truly rare event and would like to be added in the screencap. best regards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fuckery
        >buyPP
        what does kek mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buyPP
        uhhhhhhhhh bros?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy PP got it but what should we sell?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          VAG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Oh god what is pp? PayPal? Pepe? Are the quantum ais telling us to buy a literal penis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD
        BUY PP VDN!??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Sticky, 24 hours.
      Get it done Mods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good job, all your luck went into the burmanese webbing bulletin board id generator, good luck in 1,000 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hola, Put me in the cap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Put me in the cap, cap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek has spoken. Market manipulation confirmed.

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      dear madam, dear sir from LULZ memetic archival team, i just witnessed a truly rare event and would like to be added in the screencap. best regards.

      What has ticker closest to “PP”?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Populous Exchange (ticker PPT)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally some transcendental shit. Is it confirmed we're living in a simulation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      dear madam, dear sir from LULZ memetic archival team, i just witnessed a truly rare event and would like to be added in the screencap. best regards.

      cheers gentlemen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 more months of fuckery?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >loose money
      >Fuckery ID
      Checks out. Can't spell, can't trade, can't even get lucky for a decent ID. Peak loser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BINGO BANGO BONGO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      The ghost in the machine is laughing at us. I won't have it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welp, it's the end I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Meme magic tier ID right there, bless kek
      totally agree on the market being a fuckery tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When you waste all your luck on getting a god-tier ID instead of becoming a millionaire

      Oof

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Holy fucking shit, this is greater than anything I've ever seen previously on LULZ before this is literally fucking 0.0000000001% holy fucking shit

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      The ghost in the machine is laughing at us. I won't have it.

      is right there's a ghost in the machine and he is laughing. This is all a fucking scripted simulation somebody post the gif of the 3 men standing on different piles of money and seeing different things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely fuckery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      there is something strange happening here bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry you lost your coins, fuckery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      The greatest ID ever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boasting in epic shed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's... that's not possible!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESSED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this....this power??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit. 1/(26^7) odds on that ID. what kind of fuckery are you pulling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whoops forgot numbers. GOD ALMIGHTY this is insane 1/(36^7)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ~1:78B

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck. I am normies, I'm not worthy of such amazing Id.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using up a whole lifetime worth of good luck for an (admittedly epic) id on an anonymous cantonese recipe forum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek has given you a consolation prize, anon. At least he has not abandoned you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least you got a cool ID Mr. Fuckery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Today's a good day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the screencap

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the best plan from here?
    hope that my next paycheck is enough to pay for food, gas and electricity

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there such a thing as a job where you just drive around at night (not in a truck, just a car) but you don’t have to interact with people?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Security guard. More often than not you won't interact with anyone. If you do you'll probably get to beat their ass or maybe shoot them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Abandoned warehouses at night are scary tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          story time?
          I'm up for some LULZ goes LULZ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wholesale automotive dealer driver

      >salesman buys cars wholesale from auction
      >cars are a couple of cities away
      >someone needs to drive over there and drive the new cars back to the dealership
      >comfy job just use the car's Bluetooth
      >get paid $13usd/hour
      >get back late nights and park the car
      >repeat the next day

      Same job but you can be the "Parts Delivery Driver" for those same dealerships selling the parts to faraway car shops.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea delivery the sports betting paper

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do retards buy on the way down and not simply wait? It’s so evidently clear that crypto was overinflated and with all the economic signals going south, just wait it out.

    All non BTC coins are inadvertently tied to BTC, which itself is still vastly overpriced right now. This means those shit coins that dropped 80% will drop another 50-80%.

    Just wait and buy yourself a big bag

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I'm loading up on BTCDOMUSDT.
    It's gonna moooooon!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.orneal.com/ = pazuzu

    Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot = Breaks bub

    https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCk8RW_9-5PM0T5iF3vnT8lw = beetlejuice

    All Chicago banks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breaks bub = beezlebub*
      (Sorry typo)

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say short, but scamwicks will fuck you. Maybe short total shitcoins like LINK, ICP, and LUNA only.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stack cash and wait. We're not out of this yet and it will go lower.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    You'd have a safe landing and chances for profits during the next bull run by going in on low cap gems anon. I'm exploring the Prifi sector and investing in Railgun which is the most complete privacy protocol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How long would we wait till the bull run

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Few months in stables. Then buy and don't look at the chart for 1-2 years.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol this is what happens when financially idiotic losers try to invest. Maybe you should just hodl and have diamond hands. Lol you fucking homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Losers cant hodl that's why they are losers even based cheap lowcap alts like ORE and FTM will elude them even in a dip.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the best plan from here?
    If it's like June 2021 then we get 3 bounces off 25k before rocket back up. I'd say just wait until end of July to buy anything.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    based and blessed thread

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Kek, working at McDonald's is definitely not an option. Not when you can earn passive income on defi yield farming platforms. Currently Spool gets me an APY of 14% on DAI which is quite satisfactory.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >peak of the bullrun
    >over 300k
    >thought if I cashed out at the time I'd have to pay like 100k in taxes
    >"well, it will pull back a little and then go up! I'll just hodl a little longer. Don't need the money right now anyways!"
    >doomp
    >doooooomp
    >wew... We're kinda stabilizing.
    >look at that! I'm back up to 200k!
    >oh no it doomped again.
    >down to 100k
    >wouldn't have even owed that much in taxes if I cashed out 8 months ago
    At least I haven't actually lost more than I invested, but goddamn, this fucking sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why taxes fucking suck. You literally have to hold everything for a year to not get boned, if you're any sort of successful outside of your investments

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If trips Luna will moon

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bought $2k MATIC this morning
    did i help? was i of use momo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      YGMI good choice of alt, I have been slurping up the MATIC dip for months now and ORE too since the adoption rate is spiralling and another partnership with Exotopia was announced recently meaning the growth is still in motion.pic related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Price prediction for ORE?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ORE to 0.5c or even 1$ will be well deserved by EOY judging from adoption rate and usage.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's share ideas fast. I have limited savings and I will NOT wear the McDonald's uniform.
    Newfags pay close attention to this. It is not a coincidence that anon has this attitude and is getting rekt.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Opt for Qanx anon, accumulate the dip on it while applying dca. EOY will have you smiling to the bank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the make it/sui stacks? Target price?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting for prophecy id

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut loss and reinvest at lower prices. Ride it up to link $8.60, make some lost money back.

    I bought some of the dips which will catch just not the tops I bought and converted that already. I converted those to monero / etc on the last deep dip and I've made alot of money back from that.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >"blue chip" cryptos

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