Jade and Scorpio are the only two wrestlers in that image that actually look like grown men. Punk is a flabby bitch, Danhausen is a twig and Hook looks like a 16 year old that works out.
He's one of the tag team champs and instead the featured hook and Dan. It makes no sense and I don't blame him. The tag spot on the ad should be the tag champs.
He's also the tag champion and he hasn't been featured in any meaningful way since he won the belt.
I look forward to AEW booking originals vs wwe guys feud and Meltzer claiming that people being annoyed was all a work and longterm booking; which would be claiming the bad booking was a plan to book a feud based around bad booking.
It's gonna be based.
>C+ wrestler >more 5-star matches than Roman, Angle, Orton and Seff combined >more 4+ star matches this year than William Regal had in his entire 30 year career
>MJF forms an Outsiders stable with all the (semi)talented guys who aren't part of the All Friends group and Jungle Bwoi Jack Perry will be in it
Ah shit here we go again.
I watched Double or Nothing with someoje who just started watching wrestling and loves DDT and comedy guys like Taguchi. She hated Danhausen. He's over because of his tweets and that's his ceiling.
Why do you aewtists resort to childish name-calling when someone comments on AEW? Please grow up and take your L, you'll be saying Danhausen sucks in 5 years when his contract expires.
Who gives a shit what funko pop collecting obese bugmen pop for? I don’t determine what I’m entertained by through the gauge of rick and morty watching redditors and their reactions
good
Let this mute Flippy shitter leave >Can't cut a promo for shit >facials and selling suck >insists on being paired with the human botchfest that thinks he's a lizard
Vince will bury him IF he considers signing him
>they don't see the massive new blood vs ex-wwe internal war angle coming up next to have this massive roster be involved in something meaningful that could draw dimes
kek LULZ with the lack of foresight once again
everyone gets an ego now? Fuck them. If I was Tony, I would tell all these shitters to fucking leave if they want. I would actually fire them and dare them to go to WWE and get the same treatment they got in AEW. Jungle Boy would never leave NXT in his life. Hell, he would never leave Level Up. These bitches think they're hot shit because they got some reactions and because Cody got some midcard matches on PPVs they think Vince will shower them in pushes and titles. Fuck them, let them discover reality the harsh way.
bruh, imagine putting danhausen as one of only 6 people on a poster
This is the WBD account, I guess they like him and think he has potential crossover appeal
>the absolute state of modern television
weird retards have always won over normies, look at mork and mindy and perfect strangers
Scorpio is so lucky he's black
Jade and Scorpio are the only two wrestlers in that image that actually look like grown men. Punk is a flabby bitch, Danhausen is a twig and Hook looks like a 16 year old that works out.
Kek what a fuckin mark
He's one of the tag team champs and instead the featured hook and Dan. It makes no sense and I don't blame him. The tag spot on the ad should be the tag champs.
is that really the best post that homosexual could pull off? sheesh
my bad, i meant pose.
Half of them weren't on the show, why the fuck is Danhausen there?
I have fully turned on this pickle rick geek
He's just annoyed because he's not on the graphic since he's from California you false flagging drone.
He's also the tag champion and he hasn't been featured in any meaningful way since he won the belt.
I look forward to AEW booking originals vs wwe guys feud and Meltzer claiming that people being annoyed was all a work and longterm booking; which would be claiming the bad booking was a plan to book a feud based around bad booking.
It's gonna be based.
>He's also the tag champion and he hasn't been featured in any meaningful way since he won the belt.
dimwit
Who, Tony Khan for never featuring his champions?
I also notice Hangman and Darby are not featured but fucking Danhausen is
He’s right, belts haven’t meant shit since the Bucks lost em. Keep white knighting tony though bitch! Hope he sees it kek
>belts haven’t meant shit since the Bucks lost em
you guys are legit blind and deaf and definitely dumb
I watch every AEW show and I regularly forget who the champions are. Get a life.
Ooh I love this level of cultist. Keep being you bro.
We don't sign our posts here
kek good. he's a boring piece of shit. his gimmick sucks and he's a C+ wrestler
>C+ wrestler
>more 5-star matches than Roman, Angle, Orton and Seff combined
>more 4+ star matches this year than William Regal had in his entire 30 year career
and not 1 dime was drawed
>drawed
GOOD MORNING
>taking recent Meltzer star ratings at face value
Meltzer broke his scale long ago and clearly is grading on a curve. How many AEW matches have topped Flair/Steamboat (5 stars) by now? 50?
cope
Seethe and dilate, tranny
>MJF forms an Outsiders stable with all the (semi)talented guys who aren't part of the All Friends group and Jungle Bwoi Jack Perry will be in it
Ah shit here we go again.
Unirionically I hope Jungle turns heel with Christian
would be a cool swerve, but he's not a good enough talker to pull it off
>le Hookhausen instead of the tag champs
Semen-slurping promotion
RECORD
LOW
MORALE
Uhhh trannyxirs I thought AEW valued real tag teams unlike the evil fed?
The novelty of the jungle dinosaur shit has worn off. I think the theme song is more over than them.
Lmao
>>Putting the belt on Phil was the definition of hitting the panic button.
>>Signing all the WWE shitters pissed off every single day 1 AEW star
What is jungle boys contract situation?
Imagine being Darby, Sammy, or Jungle Boy right now lmao. Fucking reddithausen on the poster
dimwits still in denial that people want to see Danhausen
I watched Double or Nothing with someoje who just started watching wrestling and loves DDT and comedy guys like Taguchi. She hated Danhausen. He's over because of his tweets and that's his ceiling.
Nobody cares what your babysitter likes homosexual, the AEW crowds pop for him
>the AEW crowds pop for him
The AEW crowd popped for Ruby when she debuted, then quickly turned on her. Those fat smarks are fickle
Why do you aewtists resort to childish name-calling when someone comments on AEW? Please grow up and take your L, you'll be saying Danhausen sucks in 5 years when his contract expires.
Who gives a shit what funko pop collecting obese bugmen pop for? I don’t determine what I’m entertained by through the gauge of rick and morty watching redditors and their reactions
Nobody cares what you like either homosexual, the original point was why he's on the poster. And it's because AEW fans like him.
good
Let this mute Flippy shitter leave
>Can't cut a promo for shit
>facials and selling suck
>insists on being paired with the human botchfest that thinks he's a lizard
Vince will bury him IF he considers signing him
so this is all one big work to set up gayew originals vs e-jects?
>... . .
Nice to know how tweets with as much charisma as his promos
Jungle Jack Perry has the charisma of a wet paper bag soaked in dog piss
>dimwits still in denial that people want to see Danhausen
how come he can't draw a million ifag
Junglesoy is a shitter anyways
come back when you're Jungle Man ya dimeless vanilla midget
>they don't see the massive new blood vs ex-wwe internal war angle coming up next to have this massive roster be involved in something meaningful that could draw dimes
kek LULZ with the lack of foresight once again
everyone gets an ego now? Fuck them. If I was Tony, I would tell all these shitters to fucking leave if they want. I would actually fire them and dare them to go to WWE and get the same treatment they got in AEW. Jungle Boy would never leave NXT in his life. Hell, he would never leave Level Up. These bitches think they're hot shit because they got some reactions and because Cody got some midcard matches on PPVs they think Vince will shower them in pushes and titles. Fuck them, let them discover reality the harsh way.