30 thoughts on “COWBOYMAXXING

  1. Anonymous says:

    Wear a cowboy hat with modern clothes.
    What makes it larp is when you wear the full attire of a 60s movie and look like your in costume.

    < I went out of my way and got an example for you. This was the first result on google images for an idea.

  2. Anonymous says:

    >be me working on a lumber yard in the south east
    >customer drives up in a 2024 F-250 super duty king ranch
    >steps out and nods his 10 gallon hat at me
    >hands me his paperwork, his name on the paper is “COWBOY”
    >he looks like Marty Mcfly when he wore that goofy outfit to blend in with the old westerners back in time
    >”eyyyup that’ll do it boss”
    >come to find out he moved south from New York to larp as a cowboy
    >dude was a complete gay

    There is no dressing as a cowboy. If you are one, then you are one. If not, you’re just a gay larping as Arthur Morgan

    • Anonymous says:

      He needs to move to texas great plains north florida or south west instead lol. Cuz idk why but southeast whites (like yourself) are cliquey gossipy and unwelcoming

    • Anonymous says:

      He needs to move to texas great plains north florida or south west instead lol. Cuz idk why but southeast whites (like yourself) are cliquey gossipy and unwelcoming

      It’s ironic because historically cowboys were all immigrants from the east or Europe. Literally a dying culture gatekeeping, dumb.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Tee shirt or pearl snap tucked into wrangler jeans + cowboy boots. Denim jacket or sherpa coat if you need outerwear.
    As for the trifecta of cowboy larp- hat, big belt buckle, and boots, unless you’re out square dancing or at a country show or a rodeo or something, keep it to one or two items, never all three

  4. Anonymous says:

    another cowboy thread, sigh. the answer to this question is always, "google timothy olyphant in justified". there you will find your answer . good luck.

    • Anonymous says:

      >timothy olyphant in justified"
      he looks like shit man
      looks literally like a city slicker larping in a hat

      https://i.imgur.com/L0eZfwj.png

      Wear a cowboy hat with modern clothes.
      What makes it larp is when you wear the full attire of a 60s movie and look like your in costume.

      < I went out of my way and got an example for you. This was the first result on google images for an idea.

      this looks stupid

    • Anonymous says:

      >google timothy olyphant in justified
      Way too clean cut. If you aren’t an actual cowboy you need to look like you’ve been out of hecks to give to pull the style off. Don’t shave for a few days, go too long between haircuts, and either don’t get enough sleep or drink too much. Basically don’t look like you have your life together, even if you do.

      See picrel for inspo

  5. Anonymous says:

    dont do it man. im warning you. its not gonna work out. it literally is going to look like a larp.
    be 40+ mexican or white. even clint eastwood in The dollars trilogy was in his 30s. Cowboy hats arent a look for a young man. now you could get boots and a western style shirt and you might be able to pull that off but please do not get a cowboy hat.

    what i’d recommend is going cliff booth core
    >pic related
    with some cowboy boots a dress shirt and a levis denim jacket

  6. sage says:

    wear the hat or the rest of the attire, don’t do both.
    Scratch that, just wear the rest of the attire, cowboy hats are cringe in 2012+12

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