Could he dominate soccer?

Could he dominate soccer?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He could certainly rape and dominate the boipucci of any soccer player.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >40 in 4.78!!
    Don’t complicate it. What speed is that in mph?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      17.1

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no he'd be gassed after 2 minutes

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He’d be more embarrassing than Pookaka

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ian Cuckoport

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    great haircut

  7. 1 week ago
    01001101 01000100 01000110

    >Could he dominate soccer?
    Maybe as a goalie.
    If he had to run for 90 minutes he'd have a fucking heart attack.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Google says 40yd is 36m. Dunno how hard is to run this but why not use the 200m or 400m or mile time as benchmark?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they don't really run much more than that during the average play in handegg. And after the play they get twenty minutes to rest while the ads roll.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They started with 40 yard dashes because that’s how far people could punt the ball at the time. They wanted to see if players were fast enough to get underneath the ball before it landed. Currently they use it because it’s probably hard to market a guy running an 11 second 100m as fast.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        11 seconds is being very generous. Very uncommon outside track specialists

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not very hard, I know girls that are faster
      But, for such a fat pig, it's okay

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How would we be able to stop the Americans if they cared about soccer, soccer friends?
    Can any tactic beat American athleticism?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's a reason common footie-players don't look like that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The same way humans btfo cheetahs being able to sprint fast for a short distance is pointless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >55 reps
      55 reps of what? A fucking hotdog?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Scouting_Combine#Tests_and_evaluations

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        225 pounds or 100kg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      6'11 players can't play football. The tallest guy was like 6'10 and he didn't fly so good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of very tall people must take steroids to not fuck up their backs but it doesn't look like a problem in american sport

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        crouch was pretty good and he was like 6'6"

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't handegg players built for extreme short bursts of activity? That wouldn't really fly in soccer, unless you have him just come in in the last 5 minutes of every game and try to fuck shit up, which would be an interesting idea I guess, but probably not successful

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >starts closing down opposition player
    >they suddenly change direction and he falls over
    >gets back up and has to run again
    >has a heart attack because he's spent more than 10 seconds in constant motion
    >"SAVE ME, COMMERCIAL BREAK!"
    Could be a sweeper keeper maybe, if he can learn ball control.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Left
      SOVL

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Soccer doesn't have breaks every five seconds for corn syrup and Pfizer adverts. Non-American sports require something called stamina.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He would be gassed before the game even started.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >*destroys his knees at age 22*

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not even in the mls

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
    >HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
    >YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
    >DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
    >AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
    >EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're alright, Hans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, nice one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
      Everytime

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No lol he's too big he would suck

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >6'6
    >341 pounds
    >4.78 40 yards
    what the fuck is this meme shit, use the metric system like normal people

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sure is summer in here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they haven't seen the American pasta posted every week on this board
      yup, newfag city

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they haven't seen the American pasta posted every week on this board
      yup, newfag city

      Mmmmmmm. Luplupluplup. *Mmmmmm*

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sports were better when it was semi-professional rather than a mutant freakshow.

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