converting elephants to Christianity.

since elephants are religious and intelligent do you think they are able to understand Christianity? and if they are should we be trying to convert them from their moon worshiping ways to the one true religion? If an elephant converts to Christianity should it be allowed to have rights? how do i set up a non-profit to further the religious development of the elephant community?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I converted my dog through magic so yeah

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is the point of an animal having a religion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To control it, of course.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christcucks aren't known for their logical thinking skills pls understand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eternal Salvation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eternal salvation for an animal
        >animals don't have souls
        Teaching an animal religion is just as dumb as expecting good built quality from Tesla.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Eternal salvation
        >knock knock
        >who?
        >It's jesus
        >what do you want?
        >open the door
        >why
        >because I need to save you
        >save me from what?
        >from what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in
        Christcucks gtfo plz thx

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christcucks aren't known for their logical thinking skills pls understand.

      elephants are pagans already so why the fuck not

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We’re gonna need a bigger cross

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about the satanic dolphins?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christianity is a human supremacist religion.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin converted his pet lion to Islam. Allahu Akbar.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Christ died for out sins"
    >TOOOOOOOOT
    >STOMP STOMP

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