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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did the Church of England survive this long? How did people not see through the obvious corruption?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Celts are blind! They always find something wrong and refuse to cooperate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Saint Peter was married.

      It survived by coopting the legitimate Protestant movement that existed in England at the time. Yes it was born of a monarch’s corruption but it catered to a very real desire that existed in the populace.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For what? To pretend that a being that ordered and committed mass child slaughter is "good"? To pretend that a book that banned working on the Sabbath and mixing fabrics but not slavery is reasonable? To follow a bunch of other nonsense?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I deconverted from Catholicism a decade ago. Not falling for the same bullshit twice, sorry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I would like to discuss this with you. What led your change and what state is your life/philosophy in now

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    *starts sacred orgy*

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >religious man married religious woman
    >this is bad according to Catholicism
    I disagree with Protestantism about easy divorce but c'mon

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to attempt to practice cannibalism.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >made a nun so hot she wanted to leave and frick him instead
    I'm thinking Marty was based

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monastic vows are moronic, so is celibate clergy, suck my farts out catholicuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't there Lutheran sisters and nuns? I watch one on Twitch...

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Martin Luther broke his vows, pulled a nun out of the cloister, took her as his wife

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That honestly sounds cute as frick

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this supposed to be an admonishment of protestants

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about Orthodox Christianity?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well if you read what Hippolytus of Rome says about Pope Callistus and Pope Zephyrinus, you will discover that what later became Nicene pre-Great Schism Christianity (whether you identify that with Catholicism or Orthodoxy) was also founded on lechery and apostasy. Tertullian and Cyprian corroborate the sense that the bishopric at Rome in the 3rd century was heavily apostate. By all means, if you study the controversy over Caecilian of Carthage in the early 4th century, the Roman bishop and his diocese broke communion with the authentic African bishops and their dioceses (the true church) and sided with their protegee Caecilian, and that means the so-called "Donatist schism" actually proceeded the other way. Catholics broke off from the true church and called that true church "Donatism," not the other way around. And anyway your boy Luther was a hyper-Catholic who was simply reviving caesaropapism after centuries of ultramontanism, as well as the doctrine that anyone can baptize not just priests, which was actually one of the doctrines engineered by your Babylonian harlot church during the time of the 4th century "Donatist" schism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would agree that the state church is indeed mystery babylon, and that baptists today represent the unbroken line of God-fearing churches founded by Christ.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately they do the Lutheran priesthood of all believers heresy that the Catholics originated in their break-off from Donatism. So you guys are just another daughter harlot of Babylon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I sincerely doubt that Catholicism ever believed in the priesthood of the believers, as they were the originator of the false doctrine of sacerdotalism, if you have ever heard of that.

          The Bible however tells us this, "By him therefore let us offer the sacrifice of praise to God continually, that is, the fruit of our lips giving thanks to his name." - Hebrews 13:15

          And in 1 Peter,
          "But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:
          10 Which in time past were not a people, but are now the people of God: which had not obtained mercy, but now have obtained mercy."
          - 1 Peter 2:9-10

          Amen.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of all the hills to die on, forcing priests to remain unmarried seems like the dumbest.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Martin Luther is the most based historical figure I've ever read about, and it's not even close.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peace Be Upon St. Maximilian, he was a true hero

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually the Bible states that assembly overseers, or bishops, should be married. The Catholic church has nothing to do with what the Bible teaches.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The Catholic church has nothing to do with what the Bible teaches.
      The Catholic Church literally compiled and canonized the Bible.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Martin Luther broke his vows, pulled a nun out of the cloister, took her as his wife and founded protestantism.
    >Henry VIII, King of England, was weary of Catherine of Aragon, and wanted Anne Boleyn. After that he changed wives as though they were gloves, and so the corrupt monarch founded the Anglican Church.

    Yes, and?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't mention Orthodoxy because he has no proper rebuttal to it

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