52 thoughts on “Considering backpacks are giga autistic, what is your?

    • Anonymous says:

      This the gym bag is superior unless you are a nerd then you look like one. If you are then backpack to look like a less awkward nerd. How are you gonna look good if you don’t even know what works for you?

  1. Anonymous says:

    >backpacks are giga autistic
    How so, you zesty zoomer?
    Backpacks are the most efficient bags, since at the begining of humanity (Otzi, 3300BC, was wearing a backpack).

  2. Anonymous says:

    Anything other than a backpack is just uncomfortable. If you can’t make a backpack look good, that’s more a problem with you than the backpack.

  3. Anonymous says:

    who knew that calling backpacks lame caused so many anons to seethe endlessly. Grow up. if you are over 20, you should never wear a hecking backback. Get a commuter bag, messenger bag, body bag or briefcase bag. Anything other than a backpack. The only situations in which it’s okay to wear a packpack is if you are bicycling, hiking, or in the army.

          • Anonymous says:

            Nobody wears suits outside of the beltway and wall street. And in the beltway the vast majority of people do not wear suits, they wear business casual because DC is a hecking swamp. Nobody in technology wears suits. Theu wear extremely overpriced tech and outdoorswear.

          • Anonymous says:

            People wear suits in West Coast cities, can confirm. Usually slim or ‘city’ fit, only rarely with ties, but blazers and and chinos/jeans/dress pants and a floral or checkered dress shirt are common enough.

    • Anonymous says:

      Autism. I wear backpack because I don’t want to carry shit in my hands after hitting grocery store on my way home.

      • Anonymous says:

        >I don’t want to carry shit in my hands
        Why? Do you want your hands to be free to give free handjobs to passersby? Real men carry a messenger bag because they don’t want their clothes to get wrinkled, sweaty and disgusting from wearing a backpack like a child.

        • Anonymous says:

          If you really thought this you wouldn’t have recommended a body bag, which would have exactly the same result you’re complaining about.

          • Anonymous says:

            I meant briefcase style messenger bags. You can just tuck the strap inside (or remove it) and carry it like a briefcase. But on days it’s kind of heave, you can sling it on your shoulder. Either way, still a lot less damaging to your clothes (and your adultness) than a backpack.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Backpacks serve a purpose. I travel a lot for work and much prefer using a backpacking backpack then wheeling or lugging around duffel. But when im not traveling a carry one of those crossbody bags, they are on trend and i rarely need to carry enough stuff to justify a jansport.

  5. Anonymous says:

    If it was good enough for Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee when going on a journey alone to defeat Sauron, then it’s good enough for your soilent city boy ass. STFU and carry a backpack and get over it.

  6. Anonymous says:

    i have an M-51 engineers bag that i’ve used for a ‘backpack’ since i was like 14. i’m 39 now and have no idea what’s fashionable though.

  7. Anonymous says:

    In your hands or your pockets. This gives you the opportunity to show your massive hands and grip strength.

    Water bottle in back pocket, books and notebook in single hand with death grip

  8. Anonymous says:

    how the heck do you carry groceries? dont tell me you get those hecking gay plastic bags, absolutely homo bro.
    >not carrying your shit in a well made rucksack

    yeah if youre in an office get a messenger bag but if youre just doing normal shit use a rucksack.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Are sling bags autistic? I’m planning on having face my back instead of the front like zoomers. I don’t like carrying my stuff in a backpack or hands when going to the park.

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