>company with tens of thousands of programmers that are each paid a quarter of a million dollars a year doesn't have enough resources to devel...

>company with tens of thousands of programmers that are each paid a quarter of a million dollars a year doesn't have enough resources to develop new features and fix bugs at the same time
Why is modern software development so pathetic?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you so pathetic?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its like the good programmers finally retired

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      corporate being retarded as per usual
      and the resulting diversity hires

      turns out hiring people based on their skin color and gender doesnt yield good programmers.
      who would have fucking thought
      also fuck you op. your mom's pathetic

      Almost exactly this. The few competent leads just had to shift priorities, which means their current tasks are on pause.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    corporate being retarded as per usual
    and the resulting diversity hires

    turns out hiring people based on their skin color and gender doesnt yield good programmers.
    who would have fucking thought
    also fuck you op. your mom's pathetic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any proof you have that they actually did hire a bunch of diversity hires? As far as I can see they're one of the few Fortune 500 tech companies with a mostly if not entirely cum-skinned higher-ups, unlike Microsoft s d Google.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        these two propositions are unrelated to eachother.
        also
        >cumskin
        nagger cant into logic. you are a diversity hire

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nagger cant into logic.
          >cant into

          Lol
          Lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek youre easily amused.
            if i jiggle my keys youre gonna laugh too?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Either top tier bait or you're an actual retard

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rent free

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you can do any better why are not working there?

      >company full of incompetent people
      >one that doesnt even use its own products
      >and their job offerings are way below industry standards
      appo is a joke. technologically-wise they are homongous naggers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >$200k-500k salaries are below avg

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you fucking wish
          >openCL + cuda
          >130k

          when youre cuda alone your salary starts at 150. senior? 180-300+
          cuda + opencl? 130? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
          its insulting. like if i am gonna work for the privilege of being abused by appo

          that marketing works on dimwits.
          but when you apply the same marketing principles to hiring
          you end up with a bunch of mongoloid naggers who fuck up the codebase so hard you need to do full emeregency stop and focus on cleanup

          Anon you don't exactly try to renovate your house while you're moving it with a truck.
          Nor do you try to finish up and paint the walls, while the electric cables aren't laid out.

          you never coded a single line in your life, fanboi
          TDD is the way to go. but some blue haired retard felt that TDD if for "cniles" and now their whole codebase is turbo borked
          prolly got fired too and someone competent pulled the alarm cord

          this article sounds like pr for a full rewrite

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ah my bad
              i just double checked the offer to be sure
              i was sure i read 130k, but no mention of pay

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you pay will depend on location
              What? So for two people with the same exact qualifications, they would pay one of them more if they lived in a different area? How exactly does that help them find and retain the best talent?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                american labour laws and regulations are a complete joke, anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes thats how salaries work everywhere in the world

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > researcher

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and?
          appo said "nn you dont need a gpu, our m1/2/3 + ai accelerators are dope!!!"
          >turn around and use nvidia and opencl inchouse

          its like a cook who refuses to eat his own food, kek

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you can do any better why are not working there?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because leetcode tests are stupid, I dont do them

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon you don't exactly try to renovate your house while you're moving it with a truck.
    Nor do you try to finish up and paint the walls, while the electric cables aren't laid out.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last time even one person has thoroughly grokked a codebase was in the early 1990s. We have been on cruise control ever since. The likelihood that a severe software bug will result in the deaths of billions of people within the next 30 years is probably about 90%.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone probably fucked up fairly big time
    could also be layoffs incoming

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more feautres means better
    fucking normies

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > worth trillions, on paper
    > can't make computers without going cheap on parts
    > can't make iphones without defects and massive software flaws
    > can't release an operating system for ONE type of CPU on a fixed hardware platform
    merely incompetence and lack of fucks to give. they don't do enough testing (or any at all), use their customers as beta testers and hope people are willing to work for tiny cash handouts to find bugs for them. iOS has been consistently like this since it was released.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Apple was like this at all when Steve Jobs was still in charge. He would fire people over something as small as an icon being 1px off alignment. It wasn't until the homosexual took over that these problems started showing up in their software, because like all gays he spends more time thinking about whose dick he's going to be taking up his ass tonight than actually running the company.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whats all hands on deck mean

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity quotas fuck shit up, who knew?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big companies don't stay big by throwing money frivolously

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with tens of thousands of programmers
    That's the problem. Too many programmers.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too many rockstars. It's someone else's fault, so someone else has to fix it ... thinks all of them.

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