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Can Amazon make “jokes” in their legal documents or do they know something?
https://aws.amazon.com/service-terms/
<42.10 However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.
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A zombie apocalypse is literally impossible. Anyone who understands who energy consumption works at the most basic level should understand this.
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Or anyone who understands life and death.
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nonsense
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How is it nonsense Moishe?
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Tell us what you know garden gnome
Are you making zombies for your volcano demon? Weren’t the goyim foreskins enough to satisfy your evil "god"
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lol you really think people who believe in religious magic won’t believe in zombies?
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the idea of zombies or any other supernatural occurrence is that: what you/we understand has been wrong
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Is it not possible for a parasite to enter your body and take over control of your nervous system and brain? You wouldn’t technically be dead but you could lose control of all thought and movement
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He thinks fast zombies that can run for weeks with no food and water while missing half their body are the only zombies
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A parasite isnt going to understand what food is safe for humans to eat if it can even understand how to eat in the first place.
>Need energy
>What is available
>Drinks drain cleaner
>Mr. Host I don’t feel so good-
Maybe that black stuff that’s supposedly in the vaccines is actually an artificial parasite that zombifies it’s host and operates on microwaves from 5G towers? IDK sounds cool af though.
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midwits in action
>A PARASITE WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT A PLANT STEM IS AND THAT THE AND SHOULD CLIMB UP AND BITE INTO IT!!!
Do you scrotebrains know what rabies is?-
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Okay
>Need energy
>Host is omnivore, what luck
>What is available
>Eats poison berries, dies
>Catches rat, eats it raw, diesHumans aren’t like bugs or wild animals, we’re much more vulnerable to food poisoning. That’s why you have an oven and a fridge.
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>we’re much more vulnerable to food poisoning.
We’re really not particularly weak to food poisoning; your gut biome adapts to what and how you eat. We SEEM weak to it now because we don’t have to eat that way anymore and the gut biome has adapted away from it. Our stomach acid is still on par with scavengers, but we haven’t had to scavenge for 10,000 years.-
Can confirm I got food poisoning a bunch of times as a kid, and now I literally can’t get it, even if I eat raw chicken, maybe if it was rotten I would? but otherwise it just doesnt happen
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>Do you scrotebrains know what rabies is?
fiction-
Good. Go pet a dog foaming at the mouth then.
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More likely such a parasite would just need to overstimulate the hunger part of the brain to the point where it overrides the part of the brain that says "don’t eat living human flesh"
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Combine that with supply chains collapsing and Bill Gates rugpulling the agricultural industry and it’d be worse than any movie. You don’t even get the simplicity of "Oh no, my family member is a zombie now, time to shoot them now!" They’d just be themselves under some psychosis from intense hunger. It happened to an extent in the holodomor without a parasite.
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Its possible something like that could make people more violent and unhinged.
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This, any disease that makes humans violent isn’t going to be fun like the walking dead, it’s going to be depressing and bonked up like crossed, where they’re normal people just worse to the extreme. Kinda like everywhere turning into a ghetto. You wouldn’t know whether to bug out or not, the morality of blasting everyone in the dome will be very grey because they might be infected but they are probably still "human", and you might accidentally blow away a normal human having a bad day from all the stress.
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It’s possible, just that it wouldn’t last very long
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Coming back from the dead is impossible, of course, but a human rabies variant isn’t impossible is it? Basically 72 hours of terror.
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Please tell me how energy consumption works.
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I’m a necromancer and you’re wrong
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Decaying hands typed this
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An actual risen from the dead walking dead scenario. Sure. That can never happen. But there are plenty of ways to make people crazy enough to be considered zombies. Id rather fight 28days zombies than actual undead. The 28 days one dont require total annalhation of the body.
Just an FYI tho the US military does have plans set to deal with any type of zombie outbreak. Not joking.
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What about an aggression virus?
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Crossed is closest thing to a feasible zombie apocalypse because they retain their intelligence but become bloodthirsty and sadistic
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Who says you have to be dead to be a zombie?
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the ‘zombie apocalypse’ would be your ass starving while the elites eat
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Imagine believing that we don’t actually live right now in a zombie apocalypse.
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Oof, midwit tier plebbit
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Brains
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They actually can make jokes in contracts. They surely have a salvatorius clause in that user agreement.
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not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of the `tism
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not being able to read the first sentence of a thread is a sign of you being a scrotebrained scrote
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its tsa for their game engine.
its a joke. -
This is Amazon’s way of checking if anyone is paying attention.
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What is 4 and what is 2 times 10?
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it’s fun
I wrote that -
https://i.imgur.com/WNU8eMu.gif
>certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body
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*sigh* OP, it can’t happen. The human body just isn’t strong enough for it and there is no way that oxygen would be pumped, or are you saying they have beating hearts and mostly intact bodies aka normal living people, then maybe.
Also let’s pretend the zombie can still see, then everything it saw would be upside down due to the lack of decoding from its visual nerves to the visual cortex area of the brain, if that’s even intact.
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Have you no understanding of fungal intelligence? This is plausible and we have examples in nature already.
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>human bodies are just like tiny insects that weigh fractions of ounces apiece
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Also those animals aren’t dead, anon. Go back.
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Now, what you need to be concerned about is that the Pentagon drew up plans on how to deal with a "zombie" plague, but it’s just code and practice for murdering American citizens when Obama, the revealed actual sitting president at this time, to bring out.
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They can put basically anything they want in a contract as long as it does not violate any state or federal contact law. That being said, yes, it is a joke. Companies do this all the time to point out how reckless people are to prove the concept that no one reads the legally binding contracts they agree to on regular basis. However, in the even the CDC did declare such an infection, this part of the contract would be binding.
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>it’s just a joke
>it’s legally binding though
kys
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>can Amazon
Yes, Amazon can do anything it wants lol you freaking rube. -
To end the zombie apocalypse, we have to switch off or destroy the 5g, 4g, 3g towers and the radio towers.
This will switch off the zombies completely.
Make a mental note of all the radio and 5g towers in your 50 km environment. They are usually on hills, mountains, tall buildings.
There are many ways these radio and 5g towers can be destroyed or inactivated. Be creative.
English glowies died for this information. They were true heroes.
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If zombies are on the loose I’ve not got the time to wait for overnight delivery
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americans are zombies already, especially the vaxxed ones
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These monstrous companies and their monstrous lawyers are trying to be cute.
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Dumb as a scrote I see Op. Those are the terms for a video game engine, it is a very obvious joke.
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Are you sure it’s a joke?
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>used to work in a bio-research facility, that was contracted by the DOD to try and find cures and vaxxes for weaponized bio agents.
>Weird cause you’d think they’d send us the samples to work with.
>Instead spent years creating weaponized hybrid viruses, and bacteria, with some work in fungus.
>Turns out zombies will never ever happen, sorry fanboys, but what I can tell you is weaponized rabies is absolutely terrifying
>Infected a marmoset, set it loose in cage with 15 other marmosets for transmission study.
>Fucker killed 9, maimed 3, and infected the remaining 2 with bites.
>From infection to full blown psycho killing was 72 hrs. After which it died another 36 hours later.Don’t worry about zombies, worry about shitty labs designed to look like oil rigs just chilling a few miles off coast….. The one I worked at was near Galveston in the gulf…..
Shit is chilling honestly, one hurricane incident and all of Texas could be out killing each other in less than two weeks.
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please more LARP.
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We did work with modified strep A clusters and syphilis, never got past animal testing.
But any slight wound would turn into necrotic rotting shit in less than 24 hrs. I mean any little nick, cut, or scrape. Would become an oozing, multicolored hellscape rotting right off the body.
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I’m a strep carrier, checkmate mad scientist.
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Cool, tell us more larp stories instead of highlighting wikis and sending pictures of signs
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I also work in a place like this. I can smell the burning test monkeys right now, actually.
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High five bud
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kek. You should be worried about annuda war instead of make believe zombie rabies
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Goddamn sweater Mexicans don’t know how to read or process information. Who knew mixing french pigs and timber scrotes could create such a dumb group of people.
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It is funny though
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"human corpses to re-animate and bite people"
they could’ve just said feral scrotes. it’s faster to type and saves paper.
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Its for a scripting engine for games you jack ass.
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>it’s unironically on there
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the Pentagon has their own which is more concerning
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